posted Sun, 06/23/2013 - 05:51
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Do you guys have this "one" person at your gym?
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There is this one chubby fuck who doesn't look like he workouts, is going round my gym and is trying to tell people to fix their form and is trying to recommend them with other workouts, then one day he went up to me and told me to fix my curling form, and I was like "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
...he thinks he's a "Personal Trainer" or "Coach"
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lmao maybe hes mentally challenged and being a personal trainer is his dream....maybe hes blind too :->
Marcel1229lol You need a license to be a personal trainer!
AnonI hate seeing the group of surfer skinny fucks, all tanned up gazing in the mirror making sex to themselves, and they sit around and talk and bullshit, and the worst is when they slam weights, throw 45lb dumbbells around I'm just waiting for one to bounce and land on my toe hahaa
Marcel1229So annoying when SKINNY people think they are all jacked because they have abs
we got a sloppy fat fucking guy, who got floppy chicken wing triceps, and saggy double d titties, who cant lift for shit, horrid form, and flexes in the mirror all the time like he thinks he is hercules. he even has the balls to try to correct ppl. haha didnt go so well for him when he tried to tell my best friend how to do a push press. he looked right at him and said, "you sloppy fat fuck, you got no clue, how bout you put down the cheese burger and milk shake before you think you can tell me what to do. now run along theres a little debbie around here with your name on it."
Today was fat fuck day at the gym. I know every gym has the 5'4" 230lb fat fucker with a stomach that hangs below his cock but he walks around like he is the biggest dude in the gym. I can't stand these guys. I want to throat punch every one of them. Today's fat fuck throws 225 on the flat bench and proceeds to bounce the shit off of his double d's. Mind you he only had to lift the bar 4 inches because he had short arms and tits. Anyway, dude can hardly do 3 sets of 4-5 reps and keeps eyeballing me as I'm warming up on the incline with 135. So what do I do, I throw 225 on the incline and do 4 sets of 12 reps with flawless form and stare his fat ass down. Yeah, yeah, I know. That was immature. Whatever, at least I didn't throat punch him.
Marcel1229Lmfao hate when people get insecure about how much weight the can lift, like fucking it's the form that's more important!
And those 5'4 230 fatties, those are chodes! You should call them that, it'll piss them off lolol
Lmao. Nah man no chubby chubs runnin around coachin.
Ima fatphob. Kinda like a homophob. I do not understand how a ladys arm is ten times my size. Ya its all fat and ya she ways 600lbs. Damn McDonalds 3times a day. But her big ass arms piss me off LOL...
5 favourites? Wtf?
I just have muscle heads at mine who don't like helping others out lol. I think they just make fun of people lifting, rarely try to help
Then there is the guy that does bench everyday and still can't bench as much as me but wanted to offer me advice to get my bench up. I just calmly replied with, "yeah I could probably bench as much as you if I did chest 5 times a week. Oh wait, I already bench more than you and only work chest once a week."
Marcel1229LOL I hate that, it's so annoying but funny at the same time
Yeah, the guy already pissed me off so I was a little amped up when he came over. Half of the reason I go to the gym is to blow off steam and think. When people want to chat I tend to get cranky.
Yeah there's always that one dude. In my case he only wears stringer tops and has one trap double the size of the other lol glad he has never approached me; I do look like an asshole and a big tool so that helps lol.
AnonCouple guys like that at my gym, but generally if your rockin a serious cycle or a full dose of Halo, theyre less likely to feel safe approaching you. I just love this Indian guy that comes into the gym wearing Haggar slacks, a polo, and gardening gloves...shit cracks me up everytime!!!
fuck you I just started working out and go to the gym on lunch break!
BirmonEvery gym has one of those dudes. And oh yeah, they used to be a lot bigger, before they got hurt. Or at least that's what mine says. Mine was critiquing my form on squats the other day too lol. Really annoying. I guess I could tell him off but he thinks I'm his friend and he seems immune my normal passive aggressive snark.
Fortunately I havnt seen to many people like this. If some fat ass came up to me though and told me my form was wrong I would tell him to go fuck off. I did have a hot girl tell me my squat form was off. I was doing traditional squats and she was basically telling me to do hacksquats on the smith machine. She didn't upset me though.
Shoulda had her demonstrate
Marcel1229Yeah, and SPOT her lololol
looks like todays leg day! lol....gonna make myself have horrible form
Marcel1229Lol bro, ask a chick to spot you on Squats
there is a guy at my gym that wears a wife beater and karate pants and does loud scream/kicks in front of the mirror in the aerobics room. He also walks around talking to the young guys saying things like "us young guys gotta stick together, keep it cool in here" ... yeah hes like 50. I want to make fun of him but i think there might actually be something wrong with him so im saving myself the bad karma for now.
Marcel1229Dude there are some weird people at the gym lol
They should be dragged outside and.......
Shot in the fucking face!
Marcel1229Shit is so annoying when they try to give you advices
Maybe you just look bad curling
Try bendin g 20% at the hips and counting to 6 each curl slowly. 3 up 3 down. DOnt worry in time we will teach u
Ecth37Form > Weight
Marcel1229This.