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DAMN IT! I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT

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that the cops got my stash and i was in jail! urrggghhhh I hate waking up and having to think im in jail until the room comes to me and I realize it was just a dream.

j223's picture

Well thats pretty creepy. I had a dream that I was underground in an Egyptian pyramid fighting ghosts and mummies.

Cheatnnature's picture

Man I have been having gnarly Tren/gh dreams! Completely real feeling!

Cheatnnature's picture

Lmaooo! Ya my weiner does get around... Just glad I had enough to go around for the whole van haha!

Cheatnnature's picture

Ed told you our pet names??? Damn it! Guess the cats out the bag lol. You know I love big quads in tight jeans just could t resist!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Some colour full tags on this thread..... this must be were the heavy hitters hang out lmaoooooooo

ANBRO's picture

Heavy hitters, Jail, and ass talk.. make yourself at home Unkie!

ANBRO's picture

I'm sorry I laughed.. BUT that's funny right thur.... Most people get up set because they dream their lover's cheating or someone died.. you get up set cause the cops got your stash... and you went to jail...hehehe .... you know you could have just found Ed while you were in there.. he's got some up his bum hole Blum 3

ANBRO's picture

SOOO that's why you put it in Aceies Pants..... I understand now!

ANBRO's picture

I know.. right after you say... ALL HOMO MAN! I've seen the video!

ANBRO's picture

It's not a bad thing... You made your point the other night.. with the whole.. guy porn pays more.. It's fine.. I'm not judging you.. I'm just sayin!

ANBRO's picture

You sir are in need of some real expert advise... you have issues! sicko.. ;-)

ANBRO's picture

Hey! didn't you read what Unkie said! This thread is for Heavy Hitters, Jail and Asses.... All of which I am.. I have huge balls, we all know that (thanks to ed) I've never been to jail but that's only cause I'm pretty enough to talk my way out of anything (yep, talk AHole) and my ASS! OMG.. I have an ass that most would kill for and that was before I started doing squats.. O.o Yep! Soooo choir boy if you can handle the big leagues.... you can always go play in the sand box with Aceie!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Unfortunately, it would have to be a pretty big shit to keep up with Noids cycling behavior..

which if it kept me from being noids woman, well I'm willing pack extra bags.

TED's picture

LOL I was just about to link eds post in here so roid could be prepared

Roid Noid's picture

LMFAO! Yo ED come over here in my cell I need to get at you for a sec!

ANBRO's picture

No homo Roid but... Tread said you smell like strawberries!! Ummmmm wonder if Ed's Crab Rangoon could dig yo asses out of jail?? Either way.. keep your eye on ED! Do not.. whatever you do.. do not trust him when he says that this is gonna be like shawshank redemption... It's more like the Green Mile... BBQ stink pinky puuu puuu puuuu!

Roid Noid's picture

the strawberries is a trap! its so I dont have to chase you down! kinda like when you run from me and I beat up your sister, you have to come find me after that!

ANBRO's picture

SHHHHIIIITTTTTTT! Betta be like some Hansel and Gretel.... but instead of dropping bread crumbs could you drop some skrimps or something like that.. hell even some steak would be YUUUUMMMYYY to my tummy.... please, we all know strawberry lube is processed and processed is noooo good! :-)

However, chocolate is a game changer! I'll be on those heels like Ed on a man in a cowboy hat with spur scars on his belly....

TED's picture

I may or may not have been crying like a baby when I wokeup with the size of your stash If I was you...

Roid Noid's picture

in my dream it wasnt so great, I kept thinking well ill just run this when i get out and then I would realize they got it all! and then I even tried to pretend my dream was a dream and they couldnt possible have it all!

Nitti's picture

You were more pissed the cops got your shit weren't you?

Roid Noid's picture

well we can sure say there was a resentment of sorts!

Roid Noid's picture

grab a blanket I smell your ass over here!

cry_havoc's picture

So what's jail like roid? Lol!

Roid Noid's picture

it used to be fun, had all my homeboys in there and we tore shit up, then I got a girl and some kids and a house and damn going to jail hurts like a mother fucker now!