Hi Bros and Brozettes,
Ed here with a little bit coin talk.
It seems as if we haven't really had a bitcoin thread in about 5 minutes so I thought I'd post one of my own.
What is a Bitcoin Ed?
Well kids, I have no Idea what the hell bitcoin is.
Is a Bitcoin Homo Ed?
Yes. According to the no Homo Guidebook for juicers Section 3.4.345-1a states:
Bitcoins are homo.
How do I get a bitcoin?
I'm not quite sure. I think if you play world of warcraft long enough and ding level 70 you get a bitcoin along with a dork card that reads: "I have never and will never touch boobies. Ever."
Oh shit ed, no boobies?
No, kids. No boobies.
How do I use a bitcoin?
From what I understand, to use a bitcoin, you are supposed to drink a beer, run around in circles like a dog looking for a place to take a shit, and then yell Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin, No Homo. And you get gear and shit.
Are bitcoins valuable?
Yes kids, valuable for the moment.. Kind of like Pokémon cards. That is where I have invested all of my money.
Forget Bitcoins Ed, Do sources take Pokémon cards?
The only source that I know of that takes pokemon cards is Goth. He loves those damn things.
What color are Bitcoins Ed?
I don't know. More than likely poo brown.
Can you flip a bitcoin?
Only in Sweden are you allowed to flip a bitcoin.
Who can I go to for further information about Bitcoins?
That's easy. You go to the Guru of Bitcoins, My no homo-homie Tread-M. He knows everything there is to know about bitcoins, and he loves talking about bitcoins. He masturbates to bitcoins, and if you pm him questions about bitcoins he will send you free gear. Yes kids Free gear from Tread if you talk to him about bitcoins. I sent him a simple question about bitcoins and he send me a gallon of Tren.
Holy shit Ed! A gallon of Tren?
Yes, a whole damn gallon. So talk to Tread-M about bitcoins. Please. Do it today.

thank you for your time.
All my love, no homo
Ed.