posted Mon, 06/03/2013 - 06:45
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Michael Douglas gets throat cancer from muff diving?
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So michael douglas is claiming he got throat cancer from eating sushi south of the border. WTF? I gotta call bullshit on this one. They guy used to smoke 5 packs a day in the 80s.
http://jezebel.com/michael-douglas-thanks-cunnilingus-marathons-for-thro...
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BigBmajI never leave home without my dental dam.
you are what you eat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, good one
There's no way Colonel Angus would ever dare hurt you!
so i hope no men actually take this b.s. seriously otherwise there's gonna be a LOT of unhappy women ...i suppose we could all become lesbians...god forbid michael douglas was gay then what?? :o}
Michael Douglas....AKA douchebag.....is the son of another Hollywoood douchebag, who lost touch with reality long ago. 90% of the whack-job actors in Tinseltown are delusional freaks.
So feel free to feast.....and stay away from Scientology.
waltri used to live down the street from a church of scientology....
i never went into it though, it was kind of scary to me
They don't let you into the club unless you have lots of money-----and very few brains. It's an even more sinister cult than Islam and Christi-insanity.
Well said bro
waltrIt's really run by the illuminati anyway isn't it?
As always you have been sorely missed! I hope Grrrl passed on all my requests pandering you to make your appearance!
Working on a rant for later on pank------just waiting on my dealer to tell me the new weed as arrived.
Thanks Bro.
AnonWhat ,didnt you know pussy contains the highest percentage of tar ? Five minutes down there is like a whole pack of Lucky's
Uh, more like Copenhagen... More chewin' then puffin' goin' on.
He should know you're not supposed to swallow when you chew... that's how you get the cancer.
AnonHuh, now I know why this one chic used to call her self " the bandit"
waltrdid she sit on your face and steal your wallet?
lmao. Good one
AnonThat and she had that kool refreshing taste of menthol ;)
waltrthat was probably just some vicks vapor rub to mask the fish smell
Damn it Nov, please say you are bull shiting!
AnonSheesh, forget about the long term effects from the tar, did you see what happened to Tony Montanas face ?
AnonBro he's a hollywood actor from the 80's. He wasn't muff diving he was smokin pole!!
He got cancer from swallowing too many loads.
Is anyone in Hollywood straight?
Normally I'd agree. Most Hollywood actors are closet ass pirates, however Douglas was an infamous panty snatcher
Well, if I have to get cancer it might as well be doing something I enjoy...
No1.
RustyhookerHe just wanted to brag. Lol!
That's what I think too.
waltrlol
he says it's the cure too though
"honey, I only ate out those other girls 'cause I wanna beat this cancer" lol, what a smoothy.