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-1 Roid Rage and Road Rage

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I am coming home from the gym today early morning and I am on a road that the posted speed limit is 25mph. I have this hot wheels car up my ass and I am thinking loving it.

Massa Ron's picture

Is there some kind of weird AI or some dude in India that generates these bizarre posts periodically?

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BFG's picture

Just a retarded spammer that got hired to promote a drug dealer on whatsapp.
They're trying to get around the spam filters..

Teeeethreee's picture

Bring it back big bro..

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Pumped_'s picture

You must be a Subaru driver. I swear they dont make any Subarus that go more than 20mph

sandman3698's picture

Taking my goddamn thumbs back!!

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TeaBody's picture

Ill give ya one in return

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sandman3698's picture

I like them thick and hooked, like an old mechanics.

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TeaBody's picture

fuck the thumb then, here's a fist

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Milfpounder's picture

HAHAHAHA oh fuck actually had me laughing

Milfpounder's picture

Dude joined eroids just to tell that story. "Hi, I'm @monroejoshua72 and I have uncontrollable road rage".

none of your bullshit adds up anyways. Ur bday says ur 30, ur bio says ur 28, ur bio says you "wanna start using steroids and your first post is some made up bullshit story about how ur already on roids and can't handle it, and also convienently the baddest guy in ur town.

You're giving me eroids-rage you little fairy

TeaBody's picture

Its TEMPLAR KNIGHT

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Milfpounder's picture

Hahaha ur probably not wrong. He looks like the kind of dum dum that acts like that.

shredski's picture

Prob one of those trannys that missed their gender reassignment procedures

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Milfpounder's picture

I GOTTA GET RID OF THIS DICK!!

sandman3698's picture

Well jeez... mr. Downer over here....I'm texting and driving btw.

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Milfpounder's picture

eroiding and driving

sandman3698's picture

Rightfully corrected I have been.

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Milfpounder's picture

I do that shit too and my truck starts yelling at me. Some shit about "look at the road"

TeaBody's picture

All vehicles made in 2027 and beyond will have AI systems built in place where the vehicle will shut down if you "look" drunk, have alcohol in your car, texting etc... yay!! Go Freedom and stuff

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Milfpounder's picture

I covered that lil Biden camera up with some tape.

sandman3698's picture

I'd make that bitch run outta gas, show it whos boss.

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Milfpounder's picture

Take this you fukn slut. Hahaha

sandman3698's picture

You can change your tone.... or you can starve... choice is yours.

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Steeltoad777's picture

One thing I really can not stand is road rage. I taught myself to let everything go a long time ago. I drove for a living for a couple years. My heart rate doesnt budget when im driving. I wont allow it. If someone else wants to get angry, thats on them. I make it to where im going and no one disrupts my peace along the way.

Being able to put your pride aside whenever necessary is priceless.

TeaBody's picture

I hate to sound like a hippy liberal, but you have no idea what that guy is going through. He might of just found out his wife is cheating on him, he lost his job, etc... Plus that dude could have a fucking gun, if some asshole came opened my door like that, I'm blasting his fucking ass, especially if I had my kids in the car... turn that fucker into a red mist on the road.

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sandman3698's picture

The gun point yes, but I gotta disagree with the other part. Just because you married a whore doesn't mean you get to be an asshole to me.

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TeaBody's picture

Im not risking my life or safety for some dickhead hothead. When dudes ride my ass like that, I just pull off to the side of the road and let them pass.

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sandman3698's picture

I feel ya. Thats definitely the smarter thing to do.

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sandman3698's picture

Nothing pisses me off more than driving... especially 4 way stops because people forgot how they work apparently.

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Novalentinehere's picture

The world has gone soft. If there were more of this behavior you wouldn’t see all these people out here acting like absolute fools. More of this is needed. Unfortunately, our country is headed in the opposite direction. Fucking unfortunate.

+1 because I’m sorry you didn’t get to give him what he deserved.

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