+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and here I thought someone had revived the man cave...
Maybe we could, do you have any beef to squash lol
Oh boy, sometimes I look at the door wide open, and I have to sigh and close it! it sure sounded like fun though!
The OP said it first! But now I think it sounds dirty. lol
ah yes, this is a site with hundreds of already pervy guys with double,triple, and quadruple normal test levels! it doesnt take much to get them flirting and hitting on ya! good for the self esteem though!
You act like we ain't got nuttin better to do than chase women!!!! Lmao
pope if i remember correctly you already got a flock of kids! LOL...havent seen you in awhile! good to have you back around! hows the weight holding these days?
Yeah I might have one or two lol, I always try to keep a couple in the cut,makes for a big order at the end of the year lol jk, but my newest one I've had since I've been a member here is about to turn 3, now he's my cardio trying to keep up with his lil butt lol. I've been doing good,I've hung on to 193 lbs pretty hard, I have bulked pretty decently, getting ready to start trimming up. See your still running a pretty tight ship around here lol, good to see this place shaping up, I know every time you see a post in here when the caves set for a while you gotta be like, here we go again lmao
It doesn't hurt, that's for sure. ;)
Its Saturday my elnegro, whats on the agenda today, maybe some goat skiing? or pin the tail on the newby with custom banned members piñata!!!
El dad!? Is that you???? Nope...first thang is first...fasting cardio for 45. Then nis n tris....then the beatin begins!! Where the fuk is Maury!?
OMG this is dejavu from last Saturday, except there was a female midget doing the beatings last time
She wont bother u anymore....got her busy with the goats until we are finished beatin The Piñata and teasin connie chung with flamin cheetos dipped in cheese whiz after Maury pulls em outta his ass.
It'll be aaaiight...i got my boyz!! Nuttin HPG cant handle...I gots dis! Any gurl o treads has to be able to take on many taskes...Bruthas..and cliffs...I be the woMAN for this task!! WHATCHYOOO NEEED!?
You know this may be off topic and all but I just wanted to say that I think I want to be buff like Nicolas Cage in Con Air! He was the man!
do your thug thizzle homie, our goats need security
It's Friday My Nooka's Let Have A freaky one
tread-mBIG NIGHT PLANNED TONIGHT BABY!
GOAT RIDES
BOOTIE SHOTS
PINATA FILLED WITH SEX TOYS AND CASTROL SYNTHETIC!
CATCH ed's ass on fire and throw that Nooka in the pool !
That's just the 5-6 PM schedule brother...THEN WE GET OUR ROWDY ON !
I don't really remember what we did last night, but I think I fell at some point cause my as hurts worse than gregs did the day after the Man Caves 2nd anniversary goat rodeo!!!
i wanted to goat ride but im offically banned, me and captain cant be near anywhere of greg's goats cuz he got a restraining order
tread-mBrother just so you know those Goat-restaining orders seldom sttick in court once you call the goat to testify. Only one I've seen make it to a judgement and there was video and a second goat to back him up. Just be cool for a while, prove you are practicing safe goat to Greg and I think he'll lift it. Hell just call the goat back sometimes next day so he knows you're not just a goat playa!
All he and the captain need to do is attend one of my 2 day seminars on, "How to practice kinder, gentler, goat sex". Or the one day seminar, "How to poke a goat without hurting it"
They can't keep on coming in here making goat sandwiches where they are the bread and the goat is sandwiched between them. What got my "goat" is when I walked in on them right when the captain was shouting, "Time to apply the mayo!"
Really?! Goats have feelings too!
tread-mOH HELL NO! If I had known all thatg I'd not have offerred any council at all !
"Power to the goats" walkathon this weekend btw hoping to see you at your booth. I'll have the crew out in full support as always wearing our goat ribbons brother as always.
is He Serving Goat Milk Again? I Don't Think It Was Milk At All Last Time
yes that was milk from the captian's leaking tits from his deca cycle so i put it to good use.. u cant waste protein brother , ur welcome
lmao, good thinking bro, if it was thick and sticky just put some water on it and shake it up real good, does a body good
Then your ass is going to hurt for 6 months...
I can't enter a pet store anymore. The gerbil cage is too close to the front door... I still suffer PTSD if I turn my back on a gerbil.
Oh, by the way, you didn't fall. I'd tell you more but I'm too scared to talk about it with you-know-who in the cave.
I WouldSay Pm Me ButShe Has A strange Way Of Finding Out Things. Stay Safe My Friend
v v v Please Read Below, we have a freaky one everyday!!
you Don't Knows Freaky Till You Do Freaky With Me
tread-mI CAN VOUCH FOR THAT!!! NO HOMO
tread-mTHEY ARE ALL FRIDAYS RIGHT A THANG! BOOM!
BOOM! Was Treadmarked by me early on but I've released the rights so enjoy.
sgtstedankoStripalympics 2013!? : )
Took silver last year! This year I'm going for gold!
sgtstedankoYou know that's right! I'm actually a judge. An easily bought judge : )
Don't Fall For It Sarge, last Time She Showed Up At My House After Her Shift I Got Experimented On Worse Than A Damn Lab rat And I'm Normally Down For Some Kinky Shit But Damn
next time I'm using the gerbil!!
Ok Now I'm Skeered.
tread-mBroke my heart when I heard she put the positive cable on your left nut and negative cable on your right. THAT'S WHY WOMEN DON'T DO THE JUMPSTARTS BROTHER HOW MANY TIMES WE GOTTA GO OVER THIS!
Hey I ask Pope if he was sure about the positive and negative it wasn't my fault.. I can't help once the power kicked him he came and shit all at one.. Last time we talk he said that the leaking had stopped so all he has to wear are pantie liners.
don't act like you wasn't electrified by it, you said that it made your *%$#@?# pulsate!!!! im just saying you weren't complaining then lmao
it pulsates because of the short in the cord and because I like seeing people in pain!
No Need To Thank Me
tread-mSo you think he's getting better? Maybe just fooling you I was over last night and he dropped a load ( poundage not my idea of leaking!) in the hot tub!
I got the hell out of there and not going back until he has a procto release!
he told me that was a Baby Ruth he dropped! That's f-ed up dude! Not freaking wonder all my granny panties are missing! He told me the thongs didn't absorbe enought... I though he was talking about the precum issue he has... He's still shitting himself! I should have known!
she just a lil skeered , no worries brother, been healed for weeks
by healed you mean the stitches are out now!
tread-mBOOM! GET THE JELLO IN DA FRIDGE AND THE HOT TUB WARMED UP PLAYA THIS SHIT GOIN DOWN TONIGHT!
Oh hell NO! HPG has dibbs on the jello! I promised her I wouldn't touch it! She told me last time if I crossed her she wouldn't give me any more sword time!
tread-mThen its hands off I do love watching the sword time daaayuuuuuuuuum!
Hey I have a pay per view idea bouncing around in my head and if it works the way I'm thinkin we talkin real dollllazzzzzzz! We'll need to find a midget though , starts off simple enough in my head but then gets all wizard of Oz in the closer!
Hell naw Tread.You Know This Always Turns Out To Be A cat Fight lol