posted Mon, 09/17/2012 - 15:29
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+ 2 Man law violations!
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We all see them all the time. Men doing things that make you want to take away their man card! I see it every day! I know you do to. List em'!
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Lmao nobody fighting man. Should we revoke your man card for hopping in a bitch's cat fight? :-P
Are you calling yourself or nitti a bitch?
(I might enjoy how this one plays out, choose your words wisely Persian)
Lol see nitti, when I joke, people don't get it on the text.
dude said nitti n I were having a cat fight. cat fight are girls fighting. In conclusion dude referred to nitti and mine CONVERSATION, not argument, as a cat fight...SOOOO I said that nitti AND I were having a bitch fight. Y'all cats are wild man. Y'all get hype like I walked up to your house or something lol its the INTERNET.
regardless of all matters, I hope that your phone did an auto correct when you said Persian, Im not Persian, pelon is Mexican my friend.
C'mon bro! She's kidding! It's really not ths deep. None of it is. Relax. My blood pressure has been perfect all week.
All I did was explain myself. Not mad at all...at this, a bit salty my boy Judah isn't doing well but he in there with a young buck so I had a feeling this would occur
I don't even know why I am taking the time to respond to you... Joking is joking and obviously you to lack the ability to understand those in text as well! "Choose your words wisely Persian" is a quite from the movie 300. No one said anything about a Mexican! Also, do not refer to me as a man because if you take the time to see who you are address you would see I am a woman! A very strong opinionated woman. You seem to be very open with your opinion as well but in the future before you ASSUme someone is saying something.. Ask them! As cute as the little cat fight you and nitti had today was no one is hyped up over it. ALSO, CAPS??REALLY??
You're such a trouble maker, lol. Fuckin fire cracker tho!
First of all, I didn't call you a man so where are you coming up with this.
second, I was informing you that pelon is a Mexican slang although with your quote I was unaware of it so thank you for the info
lastly, again you called our convo a cat fight but then say you aren't hyping it.
Ok, i'll tell you what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna sit back and watch you get your ass handed to you by a girl in the man law violations thread. LOL! Seriously, chill out! BOTH of you!
Nitti I will respect you and leave this one alone... But I will catch him on another thread.. No worries!
Grazie amore!!
Catch me on the pm, fr sent. get what you have to get off your chest through that.
Soo using the free-flexor and shake weight doesnt count as violation correct? Or the tug toner....?
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AnonI see what you did there... That looks like a Penis!
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You all are omitting some of the most important ones:
and don't forget moving in on a man's girlfriend/wife the day of separation, low blow move,
Anon5) Guilty! Not all the time but occasionally a little grunt will get out there
<manly smiley
6) Depends on your Country of origin and where you are married. Some Countries the name is automatically hyphenated. Exemption to this rule. Man has last name cauchegobblier, woman has last name steel. I think I would go ahead and take the ladder
6). Yes you are right as in the Latin cultures they traditionally merge the family names; but i am talking like for Western/US type culture.
Picture this: 23 year old women with cut off jean shorts... Cut very short with some cowboy boots on.
Now picture her 25 year old boy friend.....in the exact same outfit!! I personally witnessed this today.
Man card violation or should he just put his nuts in a box labeled "return to sender"?
this goes way beyond a man card violation .. way beyond ..
Had one last night. Heres a hint- if you are hanging out at someones house (that you live right down the street from) and your girl starts fucking whining about " i wanna go home, im tired, my fucking pussy hurts" then tell her to go the fuck home. Dont sit there and try to reason with her, bribe her to stay, or beg her to calm down and stop making you look like a cunt in front of your homeys. Its disruptive to the group and their good times. Especially if this happens EVERY time you hang out, tell her she cant come with until she starts learning to have a good time.
This motherfucker sat in the corner while everyone watched and stopped the conversation completely in its tracks so he could beg her to be cool. KICK HER THE FUCK OUT.
Amen brother
I have a good friend whose other half does this exact BS all the time, its so common that if he doesnt tell her to leave , which he never does, I do. F'in Debby Downers giving off their bad vibes.... cant stand it!
There's a guy in my neighborhood that walks his little Maltese by my house on the weekends.
dredayO there is a bunch at my gym men wearing toe shoes khaki shorts and boat shoes Def man card violation
AnonBoys these days have no chance of ever earning their man cards.
1) Pink shirts, when the hell did it become ok for straight guys to weak pink?
Unless you're a columbian drug lord pink shirt = instant man card removal
2) Calling anything but a woman cute.
I hear it more with boys these days "OMG THAT PUPPY IS ADORABLE" that puppy is either bad ass of cool as shit. Cute/adorable puppy = man card removal
3) Being on a 1ft chain via your cell phone.
I've seen guys who are afraid to leave their cell phones in the car when at the gym because they're scared to miss any text by their girlfriends. No shit, they will get chew out for not texting back in 5 minutes. Grow some balls or place them in a meat grinder because you don't need them anyways.
And there's nothing wrong with smiley faces assholes!
Smiley face's will increase your man hood with every use.
kk toodles
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O yea, signature blocks in your text messaging, 'tweeting', facebook updates, etc. All bitch moves. Leave the bickering and drama to the women.
Ill wear a pink shirt during breast cancer awareness month. I love boobies
I agree with all the above, but I think you have just lost your man card by using "kk toodles"
lmao
AnonNothing a little letro can't fix
AnonYou are off the hook! The gym ordered easter egg colored shirts. 2 guys have bought a pink shirt already. It will be interesting if they wear them to the gym. Maybe they got them for their GF to sleep in?
Haha ;)
Holy shit...pissing myself at "kk". Thats my 8 year old daughter everytime I tell her to do something. As for cell phone in gym, I will ask for a man card revocation pass. I have work from home days and sneak to the gym but have to keep phone handy in case a custmomer calls/emails.
AnonWork is different, if you have to make a sacrifice on work/sleep just to make it to the gym then you get extra points.
Nice, thanks for the rule clarification. Does trensomnia count as a sleep sacrifice? lol
Anonlove that post !!
ANY time I see a snake I act like a sraight up bitch! They just freak me the hell out. Live in very wooded area so it gets bad. Nothing to walk into shed and have a snake staring me in the eye on a shelf. I immediately grab a shovel after my heart rate comes down and take its head off with a bayonnet like strike from WWII and a war cry! One time I had a tarp covering some wood and would not remove it until the fall came because I knew the F-er's would be under it. Sure enough, weather cools down and I take it off...like SEVEN snake skins under the tarp! I would have died of fear had I seen 7 at one time in front of me. Yeah, man card...revoked.
AnonYou need to relax, let be buy you a spa day, I know a great place
Lmao!
AnonSo last night I dreamt about being attacked by snakes. Little deadly aggressive snake, they kept coming after me and I was stuck on the floor trying to roll away. They were latching on to my face, lips and hands with their little snake teeth. Tren and karma we're working together last night
Lol. Yeah I was laughing my ass off at that picture and of course then I go to bed and dream that my vehicle was filled with snakes! I don't know what kind of powerful voodoo is on that picture but I repent of all my sins of lmao:P
HOLY F*&K!!!!! That is a really bad picture! And what a messed up dream! WTF Buff?!?! You gonna put me in therapy bro!
AnonAs long as I see the snake or have it my mind one is there all good. But a mouse is a totally different story and a rat well let's just say I am getting out if dodge.
X2 lol. It's funny tho cause I've been mortared, in fire fights, blown up, and I can keep my cool when that shit goes down but a fuckin snake.......lol no way.
Lol I was reading all those replies like oh damn.
I just saw today how much commotion my comment stired up. I'm mean I hold doors for my girl when we got to places but I never open car doors. I guess that's just the way I've grown up my dad never did for my mother and I wouldn't trade that dude for any other dad. My signature move is to have a bath full of rose petals forn my girl when she gets home for work. I should have reworded tha comment obviously. No disrespect to our fellow eroid ladies.
Rose petals?? Now you for sure lost your man card, Just Kidding:P. I don't think you started a commotion you just gave the rest of us guys the ability to look really good to our wives lol. We all have our own way of showing our affection and that is what counts! Your good in my book!
Lol. You're good bro! Didn't start commotion. I Just disagree with the comment.
AnonCMO I still like ya !
AnonTo have fully grown in to manhood, you need to know how to treat a woman and make her smile when she sees you . Theres nothing more manly than that.