posted Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:09
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Another Bitcoins thread F me!
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Ok so last night I saw most of the off topic filled with one bit coin thread after another and now I see them taking up more space in the General. Can we not have one bitcoin thread and have it contain all bitcoin discussion.
So here's my bitcoin thread. List anything you would want to do other than discuss bitcoins. Anything you would see as a more favorable thing to occupy your time.
I'll begin..... I'd rather self inflict a railroad spike into my fuking temple with a 12 lb hammer than to see "yet another" bitcoin thread.
What's yours?
I'll even give one more to help get the fun rockin here.
Stab myself repeatedly in the nuts with a spoon!
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AnonI rather going catfish noodleing with my nuts and noodle then see another bitchcoin thread
Id rather drag my balls over 2 miles of broken glass, then take a nice swim in the Dead Sea.
tread-mI rather have mentos and sprite shot into my ass with a beer bong and packed with pop rocks! Felt like that happened to me once in a taco bell anyway..NOT A GOOD NIGHT! I remember moaning on the john and calling out making promises to Jesus like "I swear Lord, get me through this and I'll never eat enchiritos and fire sauce again! .....I lied : /
i just hated how my knob looked like the supersize mushroom from super mario
rather drop my nuts on a honey badgers face and inject my knob with synthol
my bitcoin thread died a long time ago and resurfaced because some people commented on it. FUCKING SOOORRRY, JESUS. As it turns out bitch-coin is fucking stupid and it hates people and i hate it too so im not fucking with it. Has "ill shove a glass stir rod into my cock hole and break it off" been used yet?
AnonLmfao!!!!!! Ouch:(
tread-mKinda watered my eyes a bit on that one! Btw, as the drug commercial says at the end..."may cause anal seepage". Just sayin....
AnonGod I love this thread! Y'all some funny bastards:D
I'd rather pin the head of my dick with 10mL of Prop200 than see another bitcoin thread started.
I would rather suck off Denzel Washington smothered in a jar of Nutella..... hold up, THAT'S MY DREAM DATE BiTcHEzZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
shirlsguy....ummmm, what's a bitcoin?
shirlsguyDude, you need to put caution tape around artistic descriptions like that... I love reading the forum with my morning meals, at least I'm on the meusli and not runny, ooze-textured egg whites. Yummy!
AnonChuck Norris can buy Adidas shoes from Nike with bitcoin !
AnonThank you Sensei!!! I couldn't fucking agree more I'm glad I'm not the only one!! I actually caught shit yesterday for telling two guys to throw a knife in the room and lock the door behind them. Last man alive got to keep their thread!!! I think I'd rather cut my fucking wrists with a single strand of burlap before I wrote an article on Bitcoins. The 20th one already!!
It's like a guy writing an article on the fleshlight cuz it's safer than pussy. You know the whole Aids n clap argument! Fuck it ill take the risk and go for the real thing. They can tell me all they want about how it's safer and easy just needs lube. Well shit they can keep the fleshlight and live forever. Ill take my chances and fuck all the real pinocha I can!!
Ok so maybe my analogy is demented and a tad off base but fuck it call me old school. Some new tricks ain't meant for this old dog.
Yadida mean?
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.Permalinktread-mLmaooooo...I knew you'd help me put this shit in perspective brother! Old Schools make da rules! CUZ WE SAID SO!
AnonAin't dat forshizzo cuzzo! I was cracking up at u getting all passion of da Christ with that spike!! Rotflmao!!
tread-mLmao..yeah I did! Didn'tg think of it that way till you mentioned it but there was some passion and some Christ involved fosho!
tread-mDAAAAYUUUUUUUUM! Sorry to hear that! But yes, I think calling it the "B word" is best!
I was busy catching up on all the bitcoin threads for the last two hours while doing cardio and i still havent gotten through them all. Hell I would rather be plucking my bikini area one hair at a time than reading all of the dayumm bitcoin threads!!!
tread-mFunny thing..I'd rather be doing that too! ; )
LMAO....NOT so sure ud rather be doin that too..instead of cussing at u while ur plucking i'd just read the threads aloud to u!
tread-mAwwwww..we worked it out, I knew we would. I won't "man handle " you I promise.
the rate im goin lately, my narcolepsy might set in first and i wouldnt be able to tell how u handle me.
tread-mI've had bigger problems than that....I'm IN! Do I need a cosmo class or anything or will my current skills qualify me? Is there a meteorological seal of approval or some shit cuz they sell those at walmart!
Based on ur previous tryouts....u got the HPG SEAL of approval..there is noo higher education required. Though that tricky weather channel may throw out some crazy new break throughs that u may want to monitor..continuing education is always a bonus!!
tread-mYes, continuing education is a huge bonus, I do love to learn btw!
tread-mYou never told me you had a pussy sore on your back bro?
RustyhookerWhat your favorite gym music?
tread-mI'm ballz out brother, "sweatin to the oldies" and then sometimes I roll the the New Zoo review theme song. That shit gets crazy though so that's only on chains day!
RustyhookerNow i dont feel as bad on cardio day in my Richard Simona bedazzled Shorty shorts and knitted tights. Lol
AnonI rather roll around in a fire ant bed than see another bitchcoin thread
id rather rally in a protest of Steroids on uncle sams front lawn than read about bitcoins!..... (''Tread ,how long do we have to stand here cuz the PIP in my ass is KILLIN me'') :-)
tread-mAs long as it takes brother, this will not stand! If you get bored do what I do, climb a telephone pole naked and slide down and get VERY LARGE SPLINTER ASS! Cuz I'd rather do that than read about bitcoins!
tread-mSorry guys I'm going to have to catch up reading all of yours here, I was busy SLAMMING MY FUKING HEAD IN THE TRUCK DOOR!
well i took all the pins in my house and stuck them into me like acupuncture
tread-mLmao...brother thanks for the tip it helped. I actually took it next level and after I got them all in I STABBED MYSELF IN THE FOREHEAD WITH A STEAK KNIFE!
If you'll hit a few main arteries btw and then unscrew the plunger off the pin you can make cool blood designs all over the living room with every heartbeat. Fun for the whole fng family!
just spit my shake everywhere LOL
oooo oooo ummm brush my teeth with a grinder!
Got another one for you ! "Pinch my fingers between the plates" how's that for ya brother !
tread-mNext level right thuuuurrrrrr brudda!
I'd rather get prison raped then see another bitcoin thread.
tread-mI 'll think I'll rob a bank tomorrow so I can try this one by the weekend cuz it sure as hell beats another bitcoin thread!!