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~~1jakd_hipy~~
0
02/13/2013 - 18:09

If you do it post before and after pics

~~Anon~~
02/13/2013 - 14:32

believe it or not, this was a huge thing a few years back (no pun intended). Japanese were all over this. Lots of infections and loss of penis.
Best bet would be seeing a plastic surgeon.

sidrx
4
02/13/2013 - 07:54

Do it, make it huge then swing your dick around like a weapon, bitches love weapons

turdgurgler
17
02/11/2013 - 17:43

LMAO!!!@ HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY...Synthol I can see it now ol' blimpie dick

XvChallenger
2
02/11/2013 - 17:16

bro dont do it, i already did it, now my thing is too heavy for lift off

~~Anon~~
02/11/2013 - 17:13

DO IT BRO.........shoot Synthol into your dick

Iron-warrior
27
02/11/2013 - 11:34

There is no joke people go to the same doc who does PMMA procedures for bodybuilders they go and get PMMA penis enlargemnt. Seriously google it. People get desperate about these things. Just get a midget and her hands will make your junk look bigger.

JOEDIEZ
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Iron-warrior
02/11/2013 - 17:49

I tried that and I guess it wasnt a true midget. Did you know some have normal size heads and hands...SMH i left the roach motel feeling even worse than i got there, She asked me if I WAS A MIDGET??? WTF

Iron-warrior
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JOEDIEZ
02/12/2013 - 09:49

lol I didnt know they some had normal size hands. I knew they had normal size torsos and heads but didnt know some have normal size hands. That would just make me cry.

~~Anon~~
02/11/2013 - 08:31

women have been bitching about small penis' for decades, no need in changing things up now. All i can tell you is "use it or lose it"
When you get older it wont stand to the position of attention as often anyway, then they will really bitch.

XvBeast
208
02/11/2013 - 08:39

Loool

~~Anon~~
02/11/2013 - 06:44

The best thing you can do to make your dick feel bigger is get a small GF. Ever been to those asian massage places ? In the hands of a petite masseuse you will look massive.

As far as your regular GF, tell her to start keegling.

T_luva
70
02/11/2013 - 12:13

hmmmmm Anyone know Asa Akira's stats? ;)

klaydo68
44
02/11/2013 - 01:01

If my penis was small enoigh to make me consider jamming in a needle and injecting fucking oil into myself i think id jus go ahead and either join the vatican or suck start a shotgun either way im sry for the ...errrr.... Handicap

~~Anon~~
klaydo68
02/11/2013 - 06:46

just friendly advice ; Try not to joke about sucking on a shotgun, you never really know where someones head is at.

~~Anon~~
02/13/2013 - 16:01

yea this guy could be depressed if i had a little dick complex i would prolly be depressed too

bro..... jus go to the doctor

klaydo68
44
02/11/2013 - 06:48

Prolly right bro my bad its a habit me and my bous joke bout shit all the time lol it was n bad taste i apologize

~~Anon~~
klaydo68
02/11/2013 - 08:08

all good, I just know you or I or anyone would feel terrible if anything ever did happen.

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GURU
02/11/2013 - 00:19

HOLY FUCK!.... W ell ladies and gents here we have a classic case of "how brain dead am i"

alain_305mia
60
02/10/2013 - 14:28

Damn I sure would hate to be this guy...Look Buddy! If you wanna increase your size ive devised a fool proof method designed specifically for you.
First withdraw your member then grab a rope .Make sure the rope is thin but tough so you dont slip out and also transparent so that you dont lose track of your little friend.
After you tie (anglers knots preferred) that end I want you to wrap the other end to your neighbors car(Preferably before they disembark to work).
Once they see the sight of a naked man with a extremely small penis they will be sure to hop in the car and drive off at full speed.
As the car exits rest assured that your member will grow with the gentle tug that follows.
You will definitely want to thank your neighbor afterwards.
If you have any other questions or need some tips feel free to pm me .I am here for you lil bro.