So for you guys to better understand this story I believe a proper background must be provided. I am a person on quite grand stature. At well over 6 feet and nearing 300 pounds I am quite a, what you internet warriors would call, a “beast”. I have been like this since I was a small child. Dominating every sport as a kid. Dominating the gym as an adult. It isn't fair how easy the muscle comes on. I often describe myself the modern day Hercules. But instead of half man, I am half machine. There has even been talk of the hardcore underground of bottling my blood for sale on the market, for obviously it has extreme anabolic properties. I refer to it as the 192.
But for all this grandeur. For all this mass. For all this muscle. There has always been one thing out of my control. One thing out of my reach. One thing no matter how hard I would try, I could never make it larger. Gentleman, and hopefully very little amount of ladies reading, this pains me so much to say, but I have a very small penis. In fact it is so small it is considered a medical condition. Micro penis. Even with full on raging, GHB and test prop induced erection, I'm not breaking three inches. And this my kind understanding Eroids bros and brosets is what lead me into the world of aas.
But maybe aas is the wrong term. For I am no fool. Obviously I understand testosterone would not make my little friend grow. But there are better compounds out there. Things that turn boys into men. Men into gods. Yes my brothers, I am referring to GH. Now don't think I ran into this without thinking. Of coarse I know GH isn't the wonder drug and will take months to work. Thats where his cousin IGF comes in. with its fast acting results and spot specific properties I just knew I had found the solution.
Now with this new outlook on the new life I would soon have, I started to develop more confidence. I had started to talk to all the pretty girls that give me the look in the gym. One more than others. I felt more comfortable with my mind. And my body. And I was training my body to no extent. My entire body.
Now don't think I believed that the compounds would have results without training. I know all compounds need to be matched with solid workout routine. And this my friends is how I invented penile pilates. This was a vigorous set of stretching and weight training routines. Tiring workouts such as the semi-soft stretch, the long and strong lunge, and something I call the doggy run. This gladiator style exercise involves a German Shepard, a treadmill, a pack of salami, a rope, and of coarse myself. I'll let you guys fill in the details.
But sadly, after several months, with all this work, with all this commitment, there was no avail. It was still the same old shameful problem. And I had another one. The lovely woman at the gym I had been speaking to had been making her moves on me deeper and deeper. Not really having any experience with the other sex before, I was finding it harder and harder to resit her. To turn her down. And finally I cracked. We had a date for next week....
What was I to do. I could never reveal myself to her as I was. And then It came to me. From a documentary I had once seen The Man Who's Arms Exploded. I would become the mans who's glans exploded. After scouring the web for hours, I found it. 100% pure synthol. I took the plunge. Soon penile dominance would be mine.
I was so excited when the package came in a few days later. I didn't know what to do with myself. Like a kid in a candy store. There was just one problem. The syringe. See, I had only injected GH and IGF before. How was I supposed to know I would need a real pin. I had know knowledge of oils. And my date was in just a few hours. No time to order. I had just one solution, go to the one place that always ha pins. The Dr's office.
So I made an appointment with my family doctor. I knew I would just have one change to do this quickly. The lead me to the examination room and told me the Dr will be right in. So I searched. Every shelf, every drawer. Nothing. Not one pin. Except.... the used sharps container. I had no choice. Though my hand in the whole and painfully grabbed the first one I felt. And with it, and a pack of alcohol wipes, I sprinted out of the office.
So I got home and went to work. Opened the package. Got everything ready. Was about to go. But there was one problem. The instructions were in Chinese. Ummm... ok I guess i'm guestimating this one. 3 full syringes seemed like it should work. And it did. It was almost instantaneous. It grew, and it grew, and it grew. It tripled its size in minutes. I was ready.
Game time was almost here. I was picking her up in less than an hour. I did my usual getting ready. Shower. Shave. Wax. Tweeze. Flex in mirror. Wax again. Powder myself. Flex more. Damn I look good. I was ready.
I'll skip the boring stuff for you. You've all been there. I don't need to explain it. I took her out. Impressed her with my tight shirt. She couldn't resist. I was ready.
Now I had waited 23 years for this to happen. And I could have waited a little more to set the right mood. But she sure couldn't. She practically forced me to my house. My Toyota Prius (yes, I drive a Prius. Good on gas and the environment assholes) has never been driven so fast. I was hitting speeds of up too 45 mph. Fucking intense bros. And then we were there, my love shack.
She waisted no time. Ripped my clothes off within 15 seconds of entering. She wanted me. I guess this is what a girl feels like when she gets taken advantage of. And to tell you honestly, I felt good. Looking down, it was still some what of a mismatch in size. But I had entered the normal size range. And it was good. And it was wet. And it was luscious. And intense. It felt amazing. We were one. We were together. It was amazing. I was finally becoming a man. And then... oh oh oh omg... I busted. And I looked down.... FUCKKKK, THERES OIL EVERYWHERE.....