posted Mon, 09/17/2012 - 15:29
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+ 2 Man law violations!
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We all see them all the time. Men doing things that make you want to take away their man card! I see it every day! I know you do to. List em'!
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ray3801Haven't watched that one. I like spicy....just can't stand the vinegar.
CleyonI don't want to know... But I have to, spill it!
Anonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQTTVeEoeo4
Cleyon"Maybe we can stop and pick up some Tabasco" :-O LOLOLOL!!! Too good, thanks bro.
its a man violation to scream all high pitched! and to be scared of shit like spiders!
I think so. But I do that with anything that crawls. Lol
AnonA bog man law violation that really pisses me off, is when you ask a bud if he wants to go out to dinner and he says "I have to ask my wife"
That's a card revocation offense.
Anonhahaha yeah this particular guy I know, his wife has his man card and his testicles locked up in a safe lol
I ask my girl cause she is the one that keeps the daily planner, really just a matter of respect. However I expect that the answer is gonna be yes "dear you can go" unless we have something on schedule. You boys havent learned yet, that you get what you want as long as you make them THINK they are in charge!
LOL.. that's what you think ;-) ... I bet she has your balls on a string like some fuzzy dice hanging around her review mirror ;p
AnonNo I hear you on the respect thing, and there are certain circumstances where I will call to ask if we have plans or if she has already gone to the trouble of preparing dinner.
But if for example today Monday, a friend said hey you want to have dinner wednesday then I am totaly free to say yes. Then when I get home I just tell my wife , by the way Im having dinner with Sam Wednesday night.
But if Sam calls me at 4:30 today and suggests dinner tonight then Id certainly say "let me check"
The thing is Im an adult and shes an adult, so once in a while when the opportunity arises I expect to just grab it.
CleyonThat's why the reply should be, "Let me check the schedule" instead of "let me see if my wife will loan me my balls for tonight"
New one. Using the word "Toodles". Eeeehhh heeeem (Irish)
Is it a man law violation to check out your own ass in the mirror? I mean Glutes! LOL ;-P
Or, is it a violation just to ask other guys if its a violation? If any of you wanna try and take my man card your gonna have to talk to my wife, cause she keeps it in her purse! LOL ;-P
What if a guy looks at his ass in the mirror and says, "god, my ass is huge!" I'm not naming any names! All hypothetical. ;)
CleyonPull that man card! It's over (unless he's on PCT, then he gets a one time waiver).
What if it's not in a complaining way like women, but more of a wow I've put on muscle in my ass and it's kinda awesome. Women aren't into flat asses! We like a nice firm ass too on men! Why can't a man check out his ass the same as his arms? Remember all hypothetical....
That's what I'm saying!!! My wife is enjoying it also. I'm starting to get a complex though. It's like I'm her boy toy and she can just grab my ass whenever she wants! Well what if I'm not in the mood........ Awe shit I better start the arimidex up again! LOL ;-P
Lmao... I don't think TX is getting a complex. When I woke him in the middle of the night grabbing it he grabbed mine back..... Anyways, I'm pretty tired today.
Oh yea! I love it when my wife initiates, I don't feel so much like a dog in heat! Well not till the end when she scratches behind my ear and says good boy! LOL ;-P
CleyonYours does that too? I always figured it was the way I was panting, or it could have something to do with howling, who knows.
CleyonCompletely hypothetically, give the gun show is the ultimate in masculinity, checking out your back spread, completely masculine. As long as he's not shaking his rump... well it's still a little gay, but we can let hime keep his card for now. What you need to say in order to hypothetically redeam unknown person's man card is "and then he slapped my butt till it was red and mounted me like a stallion. I swear it was 14 inches!"
He did a lot more than that. There is no ass shaking going on! I keep begging for a dance like magic mike or even a quick shake like the guy in the blue underwear in the ice cream truck video (that may before you got here). He always says no, and then makes give him lap dances. Total BS!
CleyonI guess he forgot the old saying "To impress a chick do the helicopter dick"
Gross! I really hope that's not how you try turn your wife on!
CleyonYou need to watch the music video "It's OK when it's in e threeway" ED posted it a couple of weeks back. But here you go again (and with the way Tread's talking just in time)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
You not seen the "techno viking" video yet...Cmon girl i,ll dance widya lol
I laughed so hard at that video! Lol.... Good stuff! Don't forget about that spring break we spent together! There was lots of dancing. I'm sure you forgot about it by now!
NO WAY!... special moments like that live on forever BBG... i think about those long afternoons we spent together when i am being blasted with the wind and rain we get nearly every damn day over here...OHHHHH how i love the sand the sea and the ???...lmao!
Lmao! Honesty! I like that. My wife has mine in her bra
CleyonAt least yours is being held next to tits instead of tampons!
CleyonChecking out your own ass? no. Checking out other guys "glutes"? yep!
If it takes you more than 2 attempts at backing into a spot to parallel park, that's a violation. I watch this fuck tard back up 5,6,7x and still fuck it up!
tread-mI want to just open the door and jerk him out and say I got this!
You can park my car! Not because I can't parallel park, I'm actually really good at it. I just want to see a gorilla drive a car.
tread-mI'll show you "drive a car" miss thang ; )
You should have handed him a greasy stick and asked him to drive it up a dogs ass. He might have had more luck.hahaha
Lol! There are times when the spot is just too tight to fit in (unlike the normal times when I can pull an 18 wheeler in) and he plays bumper cars to get it. He kills everyone's painted bumpers and still doesn't get in. I watch him and shake my head. He hates me. I think my watching puts more pressure on him. Lol
Yeah thats it. It puts more pressure on them when you point at them and laugh. Is is wrong to laugh at other peoples expense. No I don't think so.mmmmwwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaa
Well him being bitch enough to give a shit what I think is a violation too! I think I'll have to confiscate his man card. Lol
Right after my suspension for wearing purple underwear is over. Lol
I hate salesmen. Any kind. They have never worked a hard day in their lives. They try to come over and act as the Alpha male and talk down to ya. Predominantly Used car salesmen. Where the law violation comes in is where they act like a bitch after they have insulted you and you rip the shit out of them and they almost start to cry. Fucken poofters. Hate those C@#*S
I find this to be ridiculous! My family was in the car business and sales people work long hard hours. I watched my father work 15 hour days. Selling cars all day and buying cars all night. I don't think he gets his man card takin away because you dont like his profession!
CleyonAgreed! I went into car sales in 2000 (when the tech bubble busted), and did it for two years. Twelve hours a day, never leaving for lunch because you might miss a sale, working your @$$ off to make the deal work for the customer, and still make enough margin that you'll get some commision on the deal. Then having to deal with the same customer the next day when they come in with buyers remorse.
There are dickheads in the business, but here's the trick, don't deal with them! I had repeat customers, and referals out the door. After two months I didn't have to go talk to people on the lot, I had 10-20 people scheduled to come talk to me each day. The dickheads would never get referals.
My favorite customers were the ones that came in knowing what they wanted and what they were going to pay for it. They'd come in and say something like "I want a Silverado 1500 LT, and I'll pay $1500 above invoice" I'd ask what color, and make it happen. My manager hated this, he thought we should be trying to get every penny posible out of the guy, but if a customer came in just like that I'd fight for him.
Eventually I started to help friends and family do this. They new they were getting a really good deal, I was making a decent commision, and the dealership was making money. Everyone wins.
Well I can't argue about the salesman. Who does like them? But the violation is up for debate. So being a salesman is man law violation.? Good for me. Lol
The violation is the bitch part bro. It was bloody funny to see though. If I wasn't so pissed off at him at that time I would have laughed.
I always like to sees guy who runs his mouth have his Heart taken! The acting like a bitch when confronted by another man part is a violation! I'd say the reaction he have is punishment enough. A coward dies 1,000 deaths!
Funny that I read this thread yesterdaqy. I just saw the worst violation of manlaw ever today. I was leaving grocery store saw a guy in pink polo shirt with collar up, pink and black argyle socks getting into into his prius complete with hello kitty sticker on the back. WTF is the world coming to?
Was that in Japan?
no.