posted Sat, 09/08/2012 - 20:12
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get this bitch off the phone....
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so i just got this chick home w/ me, on the f'n phone from the time we walked into the house.. U might be addicted to eroids if ur checkin posts waitin for the the woman to get off the phone. so she's tryin tp includde me in her converssation now just winked..... I'm goin too do some shit that I'll have to ask forgiveness for... If she lets me Bwahhhhhhhhahhaaahhh.
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This is his friend, who came over. He stepped away from his computer and ran in to town. What jeremy has said is false! He has known me for 4 yrs now! I am disgusted!
4yrs, 4 days who's counting..... I know her, I can mess w/ her... It's fun to me. I gave her my puter i went to grab her some food.. She didnt want a chix braest n oatmeal for some reson?
tread-mLoooollllll...you are classified as a disease you know this right? I luv you anyway brother!
wtf? i get around, but my girll today she says ask tread for a pic? I told her you wud make me look small, and her eyes lit up? Then I said only in the legs,chest, n arms... I told her ur only 8" but some like it that wide... Idk i might love this bitch. she's cool?
tread-mLooool...sounds like a keeper brother, hell I can't get enough of her! Sharsies?
I'll share, She's a trooper, u n I can make a pyramid givin high 5's frontsies/backsies- switch. Hell I learned a long time ago being jealous and trying to be monogamous is just not human nature. We like to be promiscuous. Variety is the spice of life. thing is u have a keeper if she still somes back after 4 yrs and still tells ya ur the best. It's is official i actually care about this woman.
CleyonZoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
Hanson: That's love brother.
ur crazier than me... I didnt think that was possible.... Cley u win. "ever gets down on one knee and knods his head" Master!
CleyonI can quote movie lines with the best of them! Haha! This is one of the most entertaining threads I've ever seen. Good stuff!
Lol! Busted!!
tread-mMy number is in his PM box, its payback time!!!
steady mackin huh? She goes home today, but not to ur place... I'll be over at 6:00 the bath water needs bubbles tonight. ever needs his soak and rub/tug. thanks big guy
tread-mLol...Ed will be bhere 6 sharp brutha, you have become his favorite trick... : O
i got a stupid pic in. self shots she is poppin pimples on my back now ... I try to train them early... She'll be back... said I was the 1st dude that ever made her cum no joke...
Pictures or it didn't happen!!!
o-O oh my, I guess I wandered into the wrong thread..
CleyonSorry Ma'am, I'm afraid you've pulled aside the curtain that hides the sicness of us men.
tread-mWell I do declare, I suppose you did Miss Kodiak, what ever will I do with you Miss southern Bell.
tread-mA little disapointed last night when you called me after to tell me your pick up line to get her home too bud : /
I told you to say "you make me want to be a better man" not "you make me want to shower on occassion". I can't believe you still pulled it off!
tread-mEnough of all the small talk, did you get her to clean up the place at all and get those dishes done?
Somebody had too much to drink!!
I dont drink, I am straight up dirty... this chick is on the phone w/ her sis from wherever, still talikin says she hasnt talked to her forever she has her hand on my dick as I type this newb I am a freak!!!!!! she is talkin to her sister, lickin my peepee now in between words as I type.. U get head and post adonis... It's not bad....
Listen to you... newb. I have been a member here technically just as long u. I lost my password for adonis and so i lost that acct...
amazing bro
getting head while getting karma
CleyonCheck back with me when you are posting will she's riding you... Them ill be impressed ;-)
56tooLOL picture that, the guy laying on his back while the chick is riding him and he's got a lap top on his abs trying to type and the laptop is rocking all over the place LOLOL .Yeah , that wld be impressive
CleyonI was actually thinking about typing on a smartphone, but yours is a better visual! Haha
Ive got you all beat.
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