+ 3 Ladies and Gents, I give you the new Ed
Well I'll keep this short and sweet which is Ironic since thats what Ed calls his minime. I first met Ed in a weird way for starters, the local Girl scout office had ran out of thin mints and directed me to a supplier here in Texas. Well the supplier turned out to be Ed. So I go over to his house and immediately felt uncomfortable, he invites me in and its just a bunch of dudes sittin around watching broke dck Mountain drinking wine coolers and chatting Mary Kay market analysis. Anyhoo, he and I got to talking thin mints and I found out yes, he used to be a girl scout and wanted something better for his boy so he had had signed him up for soccer. Yeah, well, it is a step up I suppose. Anyway as we talked I sort of found out this guy does have a little interest in women and I convinced him, I think, that he should try to stick to just the ladies for one yr and see if he can do without guys. He's willing to listen and I find that to be key with these things.
I would like all of you to give Ed a warm welcome and let him know you appreciate his hard work here as he vows to spend a year mantoy free. He is dedicated and even let me burn his Broke dck mountain box set which he had on beta, vhs, blueray, dvd, cassette and even 8 track (whaaaat?). Its a fresh start folks and he needs us now more than ever to wein himself from the wein. Just try to say no homo with anything that could tempt him, talk about girls a lot when he's around, avoid discussions of soccer (his true passion) and just treat him normal as harrd as that may be. I think the eroids family can bring this semi-young neil diamond lovin skinny jeans wearin prince purple rain listening kip lookin princesss to his senses. (not that theres anything wrong with that) no homo.....I appreciate all the help from the community btw and your donations will be used wisely on all new no homo clothing for Ed. We have also burned his Air Supply album and bought him his first man cd, AC/DC.
Sincerely...Tread
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Your not right bro!!
Lmao!
" semen to blood ratio "
Hahahaha.... cracked me up too! thats gonna be a comment that sticks in the mind forever lmao!
tread-mWell right now its stuck in Ed but I've been on the phone with the semen center and they say that he's almost as fresh as a summers eve! Music to my ears brother!
Are they giving him an enema with a hose pipe bro... jeez imagine the stench comin from his poop pipe right now!
I bet hes led on the table watching the gloop drop into the bucket thinking about all the guys that left a deposit lol
Sheeet..just noticed the 1200 karma bro,if thats gettin heavy to carry around you can offload a little on your brothers ya know lmao!
tread-mNo brother they set off a 5 alarm fire and brought in fire hoses from 5 counties. Said it was worse than the exxon valdeze up in that ass..hazmat teams, environmentalists, tree huggers, ass huggers. Butt huggers, you name it! Anyway the lady said when the flush is complete they'll hang a new car smell tree up in that cavern O luv and try to maintain some freshness...we'll see bro, keep the prayers comin!
lmfao!.. this sounds more serious than i first thought bro... we best send him a get well soon card looks like hes gonna need a couple hundred stitches to fix that torn ass up
tread-mThey got half sewn up and ran the tri-state area out of stitches ...they have more coming medi-vac on 6 different carriers from all over the world! Lot of damage here apparently my man. They said our boys ass looked like the elephant mans face after a full on prolapse! Made me gag just hearing the ladies description! OMG! Elephantitusass apparently : (
Before he gets the stitches, You might want to call that lady back up and have use one of this high intensity led flashlights and look up in there to make sure there ain't one of the portable meth labs cooking up in there. lol
tread-mHell brother theres already 12 miners from chile lost up in that ass..last summer all over again I'm afraid!
Lol. There is nothing more flattering than a couple of old dudes fantasizing about my ass.
Enjoy brothers. Lol.
tread-mHell if I had a dollar for every time you were flattered at men and your ass!
Brother my sweet ass knows know prejudice. Chicks dudes llama. Hell they all want some of this ass.
CleyonYou'd own eRoids!
tread-mI'D OWN THE INTERNETSSSS!
CleyonIn overtly disgusting graphic detail to boot... Nasty!
Hey racer, your closet called. It wants you to go back in it.
sorry ed...got caught up in the fun..
Hey..how do you know my closet? wait...I thouhgt I felt eyes on me when I was getting my poindextor suit and tie out last night for the all girl orgy I was invited to....stay out of my closet!
lol
I'm just playing brother. Tread and Viking came out of the closet years ago.
This shouldn't be anything new to the both of you. You have both had your stomach's pumped.
The Ed and Treads excellent adventure continues
Fuck comdey central i got eroids.....i love this website this post turned my day around lmao!!!
Lol. Asshat.
Tread has left a quite abit out of the story. Let me fill in the gaps for ya'll.
So I'm runnin this Whorehouse/Crackhouse under the cover of a girl scout cookie supply outlet, and in walks this Hairy bastard looking Guido with slicked back greasy hair and 24 inch guns. Of course the legs were tiny but hidden by a faded pair of MC hammer pants. (We all know Tread won't work legs.)
He comes up to me, Toothpick in mouth, (I thought he was a gay version of Andrew Dice Clay on the Juice at first) and asks me how to start a girl scout troop. I have no idea of course but I make something up to get him out of my office due to the extreme flatulance that this man was emitting which consequently smelled like a mixture of Vaseline and Donkey shit.
I'm an equal opportunity employer so of course I've hired a few homos. It was wierd though as soon as Lewis Treaman (His real name) showed up the homos gathered around and broke out the wine coolers, and I believe a few Zimas.
Tread was in heaven as James threw a romantic movie in (Broke Back mountain) as they all snuggled on a giant beanbag chair that Tread had stored in the back of his Mazda Miata.
I closed up shop and was about to go home until I saw tread losing his temper and beating down one of my straight employees with a penis pump that he has stashed in the back pocket of his MC Hammer pants.
I told Tread that he had to leave and he gets all Anavar raging on my ass and breaks my Brokeback mountain collection (Yeah, I guess I'll admit to that, even the 8 track version. Sorry. Admittedly I do have a few issues)
That's the way it went down. I'm sorry that you all had to hear the whole story.
Now to Tread:
I'm still pissed about you bustin up my Brokeback collection.
Come clean cracker, I saw you stash the Blu Ray version in your MC Hammer pants along with a pack of thin mints and a 6 pack of Bartles and James.
Speaking of James... from the party, he told me about the ride home that you gave him and that sure as hell didn't end in "No Homo"
All my Love, No homo
ED
tread-mM.y my my, here we are. i told you early on along with ass sweats and man juice stank withdraws denial would come and right on time, here it is. Cute little story bud and I promise for a second tim.e, once the semen detox is complete you will come back to reality and the hallucinations will go away. Just sta clean brother and ride this storm. as the shakes come on just work through it with the one strap on I allowed you to keep through the widraw period. You scream , you fight , you scratch, you punch things, you bite down on the rawhide I left you, cold showers, whatever it takes brother. If you need to push your hate on me to get through the initial weindrawals and sweats while the semen to blood ratio gets back in check and your prolapse heals, then I'm here for you bud. Only love from this community as you make your way back my good friend..Love,,Tread
Lol. Thanks for your support, but I think that message must have been meant for Cleyon. We all know what happened, and I have four gay employees who took part in what I guess you like to call "HAMMERTIME!".
You can't touch this.
tread-mAhhhhh...he does luv to bounce lecft to right with his tator tot hangin out teasin the boyz singin, can't touch this. Just good old fashioned playful fun as he calls it. I call it homo but whatever! Not that theres anything wrong with that...no homo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZPcGapl2dM
tread-mMy friend, I'm fthe guy that would throw the tv not through the window, through the wall if my seinfeld didn't record, trust me, know the story.....lol
I know you know it. I just thought I'd post it. It never gets old. Not that there is anything wrong with getting old.
tread-mNot at all that theres anything wrong with saying not that theres anything wronjg with that bec,ause theres nothing wrong with that. No hom...not that theres anything wrong with that!
CleyonI had no idea where that came from till now! Lol! Hysterical!
Of course not.
My hero... lol.. told you once i thought you were the funniest man in america... fuck me brother i just rang an ambulance i cant breath from laughing and rollin around on the floor here.
Thanks brother. I just sent you a free extra small buttplug in the mail. I call it "The Cleyon"
CleyonThis is the only way I can prove that ED has never seen my wang. If he had he wouldn't be able to type such harassy his hands would be shaking so bad!
Lol. You see brother, that's the problem with breaking anonymity. I know EVERYTHING about you.
CleyonYou've never seen my hang-dang! I know this because you have never started a thread titled "I can die happy now"
I'm just not one of those guys that finds happiness from another mans 'Shortcomings'.
"MANTOY FREE"... NOoooooo Wayyyyy.... this is ED we are talkin bout! i heard he was the inventor of the mains powered butt plug lmaooooo..
CleyonHey, Vike, I know it hurts to lose your little hole to throw, but give him a year off, and it will be tight(er) when you get him back in the eRoids Van.
tread-mI know it sounds impossible my good friend but such as creating the earth, it can be done I believe. We just have to ride his ass, oops don't say that around him, ummm, we have to be strong for him and stay on this for him and I believe even he can become wein free.
Lmao!..ok i,ll run with the pack on this one... just hope we have enough time to drag him back to the delights of the moist ladies.
tread-mYou and I in particular will have to keep our mega-sausages tucked and rolled in his presence. Hell thats not even fair around straight men you know?
Mega Sausages...
Bro, I think you spelled Vienna wrong. lol
tread-mWhats that bud, I can't understand what your saying? Sound like you're choking on one of those "gag gift " gigantor vienna's???
Where I come from...Those are still considered to be small veinnas.
tread-mAnd theres something women luv about a pickup maaan.....eeeerbody luvs a Texan!
I was giving my boy a wipe over with some fancy moisturiser i found in the bathroom this morning,not being vain i kept catching glimpses in the mirror of the proud beast...if it wasnt my own i could easily turn homo lmfao!
tread-mLmaooooo....I think thats perfectly normal brother, I do the same damn thing. Good news is, more and more gay women are crossing back over thanks to the fine work of Vike and Tread. Even better, sometimes they bring their old gf's along with when they come see us...everyone wins here you know?!