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I LOVE THE SCREEN NAMES

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I love screen names but the more I see I keep wondering when we're going to see one just straight up "mydickishuge"? While not always true, usually you can bet the person behind the keyboard is probably the exact opposite of what their screen name is such as if your screen name is BIGPIMPINMUFFUCKAINTHEHOUSE, you're probably tiny no pimpin never been laid homeless man. Sceen name is WHOOPABITCHESASS, you probably get beat up by women randomly and frequently. If its SWOLEOUTTACONTROLFSHO, you're likely tiny and just got stung by a bunch of fing bee's! Now some of you fit the screen name perfect don't get me wrong but the guy I'm looking to see is the one with the screen name PUNYMANGETSNOASSANDNeVERTRAINS...likely Phil Heath up in her looking for some fun, I'm just saying. I love all the screen names btw, they get better and better everyday....I will say this, I know Alphatiger personally and he is not a kitten with an inferiority complex so sometimes it works. Pope is not the actual pope btw so don't confess to him!!!! I did and even sent pics and he put that shit all over the internet!

popeboy1's picture

those pices were funny as shit and you know,btw if you would have stayed in the cave the pics wouldnt have ever got taken "remember, what happens in the cave stays in the cave" lol

Garageth's picture

Garage... cause its the home of the Big tool!

JOEDIEZ's picture

By this theory you are "Tread" so hmmm brother that would mean you are not the Tread you are the Skid mark left behind???? Now we just have to figure if it was on the road or in the draws???? Look at mine, you would think I was Mexican??? Im blacker that Bernie Mack and always wanted to be white when I was a Kid. All my white friends had the nicer toys???

JOEDIEZ's picture

Damn you Tread!!!! as i pump my fist at the sky You said you would never tell no one my real identity hear on eroids. Now all these fuckers are gonna want autographs... how often do you get to interact with the baddest cracker on the planet???? Well here I am folks Scooter "Long" Johnson at your service. You bring the Hoe and I bring the Pole!!!

Greg's picture

Due to my boyish look growing up my nick name was "Brady" (TV show The Brady Bunch for you too young to remember). I was able to get away with everything because of that persona.

...My real name is Marsha, but than again, my name could be Greg...

Greg's picture

LOL; Ironically, (and perhaps unfortunately) you're not too far off.

I lived in Albuquerque NM (Kirkland AFB) for a while. Hiked all over the Santa Fe National Forest. One of my favorite areas, Taos, is just down the road from Eagles Nest

JustAMate's picture

My screen name comes from being a Volunteer British Samaritan back in the UK for over 4 years before I moved to the US.

"Everyone Needs A Mate To Talk To At Times" Smile

WashingtonsGreedy's picture

Mr. Tread-m, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect, your screen name isnt worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.

WashingtonsGreedy's picture

What? I said with all due respect.

WashingtonsGreedy's picture

nice

Cyrus the Virus's picture

i picked this one cause i was watching Con-Air and Nick Cage HAD to be on some shit in that role... so since he's such a tool and ol' john is such a badass i went with him >=)... a little truth though, I did spend a few years in prison... not for murder of course... let's just say i am a retired friendly neighborhood street pharmacist. Specialized in organic chemistry. those that know will know what i'm talking about.

mhman's picture

I heard that toomotherfuckingswoletofuckwith was really a 5'1, 100lb, size zero, 38-21-36 blond that lives on Starbucks and Marlboro reds.

Nitti's picture

I always wanted to ask, what does Tread's Username represent?

Nitti's picture

The old revolutionary war flag right? Cool, woulda never guessed. Makes me think of tire treads, lol

AlphaTiger2011's picture

Prrrrr lol

KMC's picture

Hey,.........I've been know to use Internat_Killer, Troll Acct, and a couple of others, what your problem ??

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Ludwig's picture

What I've been wondering... Is Monkman really Popeboy's father??? Is this like a reality internet version of Star Wars or what? Lol. (No disrespect Monk and Pope, just a joke)

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7gothic's picture

So instead of a large, ferrocious gorilla. can we assume you're just a spyder monkey, and that grrrl in your avatar is just a Barbie doll?

Beachbdygrl's picture

You're on to me! Noooooo!!!! So, you guys know I'm actually an overweight albino and wouldn't step foot on the beach?

Garageth's picture

Classic!!! And dont forget your tuques!!