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The reviews here are making me bald and I'm starting to grow hair on random places around my back.

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Just for the heads up. Reviews are needed. It's what makes this site worth a damn, it's interesting to know what's going on from what source, and we all love hearing about great gains. The fact of the matter is the reviews are mostly ill. Especially from people who haven't been members for long enough, don't know how to read, or simply are just anxious about getting supplies and want to spout. I know I'm fairly new but I'm certainly catching on quick. Naturally one or 2 of us have perhaps done it. Written something down in the review section that didn't belong or perhaps jumped the gun on a review that didn't need to be written. For example. "I just ordered my gear and I can't wait to test it." Well the only review you wrote here is on your inability to follow directions and that you made a transaction. Congratulations, you now join the zombie horde and have helped me bald even more from stress. I don't care that you made a purchase nor that you're getting off on the fact you wrote about it. I know your so excited you could piss yourself but your not helping anyone here. As a matter of fact you're making the mods work harder and losing your own brain cells. Example 2: "Just got my gear today. Holy shit sonz my juice looks yellow as pee must be g2g." Here's another prime example of why nothing is sacred anymore. Naturally I'm sure the mods and others want to smack you but that's the downside of the internet. Chief, no one cares you got your gear or that the shipment made it. Yaaaa! We can all check the rating of the site and read actual reviews of the gear to get the drift. We don't care that you don't have tren cough after 15 minutes and your not sweating enough at night to make your gf sleep on the couch. Order the gear, take the gear, review THE GEAR. That's what it's all about here! We all get a little anxious sometimes but theres nothing you can do with the post service nor will hounding the source with 12 e-mails get anything done besides irritate them and have them reconsidering your sorry ass. Make it easy on yourself read, order, and review. That's it nothing else.

With utmost sincerity,
Bane

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So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really really really good looking. Right kids? -Derek Zoolander

Indeed good sir lol