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Get yourself some business, stay the fuck outta mine

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I woke up at like 3am and decided to hit the gym, I was there by 4am. Its leg day and when I finished my routine I decided I would try something different for a change. Well there's this machine I only see chicks on, i forget what its called but it works the outside of your thighs one way and the inside of your thighs the other way. Now like i said I only see chicks on the dang thing normally but Im looking for complete development so why leave out something that can be beneficial just because of what some bitch ass dudes may think? Im secure in my manhood so I hop on and get to reping. Now i was alone in the gym but as Im working out these two young bloods walk in and start doing their thing. I had a feeling there would be some shit and it didnt take long. One dude looks at me then whispers something to his friend at which point the friend looks up at me too and they both start laughing. Doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out what was up right. So Im like "What!!". They both look at me and one says "huh". I said "yall over there looking at me whispering and giggling like some damn broads. If you got something to say be a man and say that shit, now WHAT!!" Now the dudes are lookin all nervous and shit cause they werent expecting that. The one that had said huh then said "nah bro, its not like that" to which I said "what the hell is it like then. This is a big ass empty gym but you two mutherfuckers are looking directly at me then whispering and giggling, if you gotta problem then solve that shit! Now what, be men and say what you gotta say". Now as im talking Im getting more and more upset so by now my tone is straight aggresive and Im thinking if one of them says anything out of the way at this point Imma bust a head open. I guess dude could tell I was willing to take it further than he wanted to go so he took the usual pussy route. Instead of being a man and saying whatever it was he had to say hes like "everythings cool man we're just working out, no problems". I just gave him the 'fuckin pussy' look and kept doing my thing. I guess I made them uncomfortable cause they were only there maybe 3 more minutes then they left. Shit was real funny when they thought I was just a beanpole on a girly machine but when they found out I was beanpole who was outa my damn mind shit wasnt funny anymore. I say all that to say this, sometimes its best to just mind your damn business cause you never know who you're fucking with and how far they may be willing to go to prove a point. By the way I liked the damn girly machine and Imma add it to my leg workout from now on, gotta problem with it fuck you, now what!

Cruellla's picture

Ha Ha... great post. As I say, "I speak my mind because it hurts when I bite my tongue". Glad you gave'em some crazy beanpole shit!!

By the way, don't underestimate the crap we women do just cuz it might look easy, it isn't. Smile

thundercats0's picture

Yep, people are crazy these days. Everyone's so hostile.

scootloko's picture

you're a sick puppy..... i like that about you lol

scootloko's picture

with that i must agree, we've all seen the pics lol

crainomac's picture

Get some!

ac89's picture

I've tried those machines before and the one for the inner part is not fun. It literally felt like my pelvic bone was going to cut off my dick.

mike7's picture

I love ending my leg routines on that machine, you really feel like you hit your entire leg muscle and gives me nice stretch before finishing up with my cardio, most kids cracking jokes at the gym are the kids with the worst form they think there doing arms but really hitting
Shoulders

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Nitti's picture

Lol, you always get youngins that'll act like that. Once you call em out, they tuck tail and bitch out. Love showin' young punks what the bizness is! I use the machine that works the inner and outter thighs, and the one that you lean over, one foot planted on the floor, the other on on the foot pedal. You extend the leg on the pedal ,pushing back and extending out. It works the glutes, lol. I dont care who looks. My wife likes my ass

indabasement's picture

I dont feel so bad now. Been thinking of using that machine because my groin/inner thigh gets sore from squatting too heavy and pretty sure its from muscle imbalance. By the way I think its called an abductor/aductor machine. If I use it I will think of you...you fucking loko bastard!!!

IrishLifter2012's picture

Your right to! I fucking hate people like that! there everywhere here, and its always them scrawny peeps who just stare at their phones and chat like the birds do, they go on a machine for 2 minutes and then pose in the mirror for like an hour and heads off then, which is why I'm now at my home gym from now on, go on I said! you should do that more often! XD

binary's picture

I think theres a video on youtube of Kai Greene using that machine, and he's an IFBB pro...so yeah, fuck those guys.

Carlos Danger's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4uLAtrlB-Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player

In the video he talks about what other excercises require the muscles targeted by using the abductor machine.
Everything is connected man, working a muscle on one excercise helps strengthen u for the next. Nothing is random for those guys.

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scootloko's picture

"tight asshole" is quite a compliment to me bro, much better than the alternative rofl.. Im just glad my gym doesnt have that butt machine ive seen chicks on, Id definitly get laughed at then lol

Cyrus the Virus's picture

a whhaaaaaa?????!!!????

scootloko's picture

I thought I had gotten over that temper of mine, guess not.

Beachbdygrl's picture

You're post reminded me of what my 5 year old says to my 2 year old all the time. "Stop trying to steal my business!" Its his way of saying get out of my business. Man, there is nothing girly about the thigh abuctor and hip abductor machines. Yeah, I'm a girl, but when it comes to legs and can handle more weight than a lot of guys in the gym. Those machines are a damn good work out!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Good job i wasnt in there with you bro,my irish blood and mid cycle would have me going off like a fing nuke,and i am real laid back but shit cuts man!!!

scootloko's picture

scotch irish myself on moms side lol