scootloko's picture
scootloko
  • 93
1188

wanna be taller? $85,000 for 6in

ad

cosmetic surgeons taped out on finding ways to get womens dough, now they're coming up with ways to get the fellas. they're making guys taller now and its not as rare as you may think, i know a lot of short dudes that would pony up the 85k in a second if they had it. glad im naturally tall, ill save a buncha dough lol

http://news.yahoo.com/york-man-grows-six-inches-surgery-184123767--abc-n...

TheRoyalPalm's picture

Im glad Im 5'8".

Less work to look good.

Plus talk to people 6'2" or taller and ask them if their height has ever hindered them. Sports cars, beds, etc.

ac89's picture

I bet thats incredibly painful. What about the arms? It would look weird to have long legs, short arms, and a short torso.

Eminemsroyaltys's picture

That sounds brutal!
I'm feel short at about five nine to five ten but I'd never drop that much money and be in that much pain to be six inches taller.....I don't trust the recovery and only 1millimeter a day? Fuck no!

Bigdawg201067's picture

i read about this on msn, crazy shit, for $85,000 i'd buy me some gear and be the size of a short bus

binary's picture

Im 5'8 and have no desire to be taller. Frankly i dont get it.

carnealsr's picture

I make short work im 5'8 on a good day that surgery sounds painful and would be you out of commision for a good while maybe a little person would do it

scootloko's picture

you're right, doesnt look like its worth it to me. my big bro is only 5'3'' and dated better looking chicks than i ever did. models, a falcons cheerleader, a soul train dancer you name it. chicks dig confidence and money, you just need one of the two lol

dand06's picture

Let's not forget having a big dick and knowin how to use it helps too.