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Australia: Whats Your Question?

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ask all your Australian questions here for the Aussie folks:

so i am curious being that Australia is home to many different poisonous spiders and many different poisonous snakes, are you guys having to creep around a lot cautious of your surroundings so you dont get bit and die?

Theshadow001's picture

vegemite or marmite?

7gothic's picture
  • Was Crocodile Dundee on steroids

  • Is Foster's Beer really that good

  • Do you guys hate Americans as much as the rest of the planet

  • Is it true you guys use boomerangs in fights instead of guns like real men

  • Do Australian girls give it up on the first date

  • Which is worse....Nazis----or Australian Customs

Aussie_Lad's picture

Crocodile Dundee doesn't need steroids he has a big knife.

Unless fosters beer has protein in it im not interested.

Im not racist i hate everyone equally.

Real men win gun fights with boomerangs.

Only the chicks worth taking home to meet the parents put out on the first date.

Nazi's have nothing on Aus customs.

Aussie_Lad's picture

bahahahah fuucken hell, mate i just keep a pet kangaroo at home, didn't you know that kangaroos eat snakes and spiders?? lol jk! But seriously i've just moved from south vic upto northern vic and i do a bit of hunting in my spare time, ive never seen so many fucking snakes in all my life!!

I shot about 5 in the first year in northern vic just around my parents horse property. See a lot out bush but theres no need to worry really they stay out of your way for the most part. Have to watch my jack russell terrier this time of year tho as its summer here and snakes are definately around, the jack russel terriers tend to like to bail em up and bark and can get bitten quite easily.

My old mans bull terrier was bitten and died after being treated with antivenom twice and a 1000$ vet bill. Last summer one of the missus cats got bitten and died convulsing on the floor in the lounge room.

If you live in the country where i am you get used to dealing with snakes from time to time but its probably no different to parts of the US, unless your a city slicker in which case you will probably die prematurely from breathing poor air all your life hahahhaa! And no I dont walk around saying CRIKEY!! every time i see a fkn snake. In fact, it would be more common to hear me say, wheres the fucken shotgun!

WashingtonsGreedy's picture

what about dingos, do they eat babies?

Aussie_Lad's picture

yes

eastcoastmuscle's picture

i didnt know whether to laugh till i saw your lol then i couldnt stop... lol

Aussie_Lad's picture

don't hold back mate i could handle a few croc hunter jokes, never heard one before.