+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anongrrrrl lands high paying job.. pulls up to cave in her 58vette, which she just got back from Chip Foose, walks over to the door, looks at the garden and sees Tread and Pope boy curled up together around the trunk of a weeping evergreen... huh? wtf? it is the middle of the afternoon, haven't they got anything better to do? Grrl heads to the kitchen to whip up her post work out shake and plan the rest of the days activities. she is flying to LA to go on a huge shopping spree and is considering extending the trip to check on greg and barbie and find out what's happening in Cancun
58vette, nice,...283 fuel injected 4 speed I hope.
Colour even goes with your hair. Very nice
Anononly the best ride for this grrrrl
deputy hrdbdy, whats a pope gotta do to get put in the back of your car hmmmmmm
Anona nice dinner maybe Red MODster to start... some wine, not the cheap boones farm garbage that you are always swiggin on in the cave either.. a nice shiny present or two.. and then I ll show you my badge if you'll show me your glock.
DAMN!!! All of that? I just called you a "rent a cop" and BOOM i was in there being tossed around like a roll of quarters.
Anonhe did it very respectfully.. plus you like being knocked out, its how we met remember..
wow what a night, what was that smell, wow now theirs flowers in here, grrrll must have been here, flowers but it smells like sausage biscuts, pope must have been here wow that was one hell of a nap what day is it, i dreamed of being in a braodway musical with a bunch of dancing girbels wtf, what is that in the corner... a damn bug bomb...who the hell let off a bug bonb in here...that must be what knocked me out. where's everybody at? im sure treads out lookin for more fat girls to bring over, grrrl is probably shoppin somewhere spending some lamers money thinkin he's gonna get lucky...Pope we know pope is secretly at the gay bar trying to find himself in these hard depressin days, he thinks he has more peace and quiet there. i think its the only place he can continue to wera them panites he's worshippin and not be looked at sidways. we know grrrl and body wore them but get a new souvenere my friend. i gotta get outta here and get a shower and some prop, i feel week. walks out of cave shakin gerbils ou of his pant leg...
tread-mTread walks in.....the cave is empty? Looks like killin and grrrrrl were here and left their clothes laying all over the floor and just left naked? Pope came through , I know that knock off dollar general old spice and pepperonis in the pocket funk anywhere, that Nookas crazy. Barb and Greg must still be in Cancun......no sgt for days and joe just seems to be wandering aimlessly, he has his helmet on so I dont worry as much but he dropped a lot of his crayons on the way out the door.....well hell....off to the gym, maybe Pope is there with his bag of footlongs teasing the girls on the cardio machines, that actually sounds kinda fun this morning!
well that was a long weekend in vegas lol. whats up cave people.?
Killinit88 is a pretty cool user name, it sounds pretty cool in a sentence to "killiniteighty ate hrdbdygrrrrl in vegas" thats awesome, i guess ima have to go back to the drawing boards with my user name lol. just hard to compete with that
tread-mYoNooka pleeeeeeeease.....screen names are a diversion from reality. Simple screen names mean bad ass mofo's! I almost made mine bigpussy....lol. i give killin a pass though since he's cool and hangin with grrrrl but you can bet your ass the guy with the screen name BADASSMOFO is about 4'11" at a buck o five and has to use the aerobic weights on the bench ...AND THATS IF HE'S PUSHING TO BULK NOOKA!!!! PLAYA GOIN TO FAILURE ON 3 REPS AND SHIT and his bulk stack is doubling up on flinstone gummies and some powdery shit he picked up at GNC that the guy told him he could gain 5 lbs of raw muscle on every day!!!! You da Pope cuz you da Pope and that why you da Pope and you're in the circle of trust so dont fuck with that!
Anonyeah hunny it WAS a great weekend..
Hey good to know you got home ok, dont forget about that night at ceasers lol
AnonHow could I forget that???
6 jack and coke's, 4 yeger bombs, and two tequia? people forget lol
AnonNaww.. that's just happy hour for me..your gonna have to pour out a whole lot more to make me forget..I can even tell you what we were both wearing when we started out the evening
i think i can work on that, well i can tell you what we woke up to on the floor.
AnonI bet you can..;-)
popeboy walks in, smells of fresh flowers are in the air, joe still laying on the floor with gerbils playing hide and seek in his pants. wheels in 2 kegs of miller lite and a oz of the souths finest christmas tree, tis the season to get zooted, leaves a note for the cave dwellers, tread, hrdbdy, and greg, hold it down till i get back from treating some tricks, i mean from taking these kids trick or treating. Gaurd the shrubbery with your life because when i return the kids will be in bed and itll be time to treat are selves!!!!!!!!!!!!
tread-mYeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh BUDDY!!! LETS TREAT THESE TRICKS TONIGHT PLAYA! Load the IV with prop when you roll up and dont pull on that line I'm main lining into the prostate! Its got a T in it so grab a needle Nooka!
Fuckith me what a long fucking night!! Damn I remember when I was younger party'n till 1am-2am and getting up at 6am to be at work @ 7am, hell now if im not in bed by 11pm I feel like the plague has swept over me the next morning. Lil fuckers bouncing off the walls like richard fucking simmons!!!! hell i think Ill need a shot of prop just to get my ass motivated lol. On the brighter side ive brain washed these lil fuckers n2 thinking this candy was really for them
Anon*grrrl walks in with fresh flowers... looks around the room and notes how clean it is.. hmmm... the house boys seem to be working out well here and don't mind when they get molested by Tread and Pope..grrl places flowers and walks into kitchen and starts cooking up the fresh salmon she got at the store earlier today...turns on the cd player to listen to Queen... *
tread-mWalks in smell dying down from the fog....whaaaaaaat....joe face down with gerbils crawling in and out of his pants chewing on a tortilla. SCAT! I dont know how many times I've told him to quit carrying tortillas in bhis pocket. Come on Napolian dynamite, wake that ass up and lets get some fresh air! Wheres pope? I told him Gators bitches best be wearin jimmies and I know fa sho those ho's wear riding bare back! Hell the crabs all seem to be dead, big ones though!
walks in and smells somehting strange
hey where is every one at? whats that smell. smells good. begining to feel light headed who you all been smokingup in here? why are gregs goats knocked out? why are the gerbils running around in a drunken stupor? wow!!! i feel so high right now passes out for some unknown reason lands facedown on a pair of grrrrls panites and falls into sweetdreams
Ok guys im setting off a bug bomb in here......stay out for at least 4 hours
tread-mLets make it rain up in this bitch tonight!!!
fucking rite honky!!!!! AND LETS RESSURECT THIS CAVE FROM THE GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!
tread-mTHATS WAT I'M TALKIN BOUT CRACKER!!! Drop some fiddies on some patron and some hundies on some honeys and MAKE IT STANK UP THIS BEEEEAAAAATCH!!!!!!
Well these hookers are gonna be pissed because of all the rolled pennys they are gettin. But fuck it let's run it
tread-mCOIN STAR BITCHES....Now freshen up that gloss and act nasty! Lets kick'em off with some girl on girl on girl on girl.......yup, 2 each playa!
I sure hope their in the mood for some ding dong cassarole cause thats what the popeboys bringing to the table for dinner. And where da hell is hardbody, Goth must have layed down his pimp hand again and locked her ass up in the dungeon
tread-mHey padna, enjoy the moment! Once she gets back the damn call girls are gone, you know how she is about ho's in the cave! Anyhoo lets get the hell out of here donthate just set off a bug bomb, I think one of your baby dolls had goat crabs!!
Damn tread it smells like piss in here. Where the fkn maid? Hey approve the friend request i sent ya. Wow that gorilla pic still makes me laugh
tread-mBeginning to wonder where my playa waz!
man u musta been whoring here..i see you doubled up ha
tread-mYeah when the girls are not here to keep us in check we turn back into slutty men! Their bad!
I spy...... something blue id like to lick like some cotton candy
AnonI told Greg not to dye the sheep blue.....
So that's good you callin it these days, 1st was ur kitty, I guess u haven't trimmed n a while so ur calling it the blue sheep. Guess ill have to get the ol shock stick out so it knows whose master lol
Anonnice recovery.. I ll give you that but you know I like to keep things nice and trim so you might want to remove your shock stick from the sheep's ass before someone gets some pics and posts them all over the net..
so what your saying is youve shaved the blue sheep, you know what they say, so easy even a cave grrrrrl could do it lol
Anonanybody notice that KMC now has sheep running around here? I see they are numbered also..just like Greg's goats.
You did read the message the sheep was holding??
tread-mSPIKE PRELIMS ON BOYS!!! #137
tread-mShhhhh...now The Last Samurai is on. Must be quiet in the cave!
BAM!!!!!!! sorry, hope i didnt startle you
tread-mDAMN IT....LET A NOOKA KNOW YOU'RE HERE BEEEATCH!...SHIT!!!
Anondamn Tread you're talking to yourself again..
you wanna do wat to little boys??? sicko, you still my boy tho but if you ask me to go car shopping with you and you start looking at creepy vans with no windows then ima start to suspicious