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+ 2 WHICH EROIDS MEMBERS WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET IN PERSON

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If you were able to meet some of your Bros here from eroids, who would it be and why.
I've tried to meet with Suzy, but Vking and that damn long gun of his always seem to poke through her bedroom window at the worst possible moment.
I can't possibly name everyone, because I like a LOT of members here. So I hope nobody feels slighted if I didn't pick you. But my first pick of anyone I would like to meet would be ED. We speak a similar language, and he has a wit that would go over well at any bar---I mean it's easy to look smart when everyone around you is trashed, and we would be unstoppable. We could talk politics, philosophy, and other important social issues such as alcohol enemas.
But there are times when tact and intelligence aren't going to get it done, especially when things get rough in certain neighborhoods during shady drug transactions. Those times call for brute force and that means a big, bruising fucker with an overbite and scars. That calls for SHRAPNEL. I know I can count on him to handle a group of thugs as I make my way to the car to GTFO of Dodge. And he's tough enough to recover from the injuries after I pick him up from the hospital.
Then there's BFG----I'd like to meet him so I could pick his brain about what REALLY goes on with the steroid underworld---plus having lunch at his mansion would be complete TITS.
But enough about me...lets talk about me some more.
I'd also like to meet TREAD, because he said he'd pay me $27 to sleep with my wife, and there's no way I'm turning down free money. He's a nice guy and he's from Texas which means we could go to his house and shoot guns---using the monkey bars at the daycare center next door as a target....perfectly legal in the Lone Star state.
So let's hear from you----who would you meet if you could??

Denser's picture

Everyone on my 'friends' list, especially (in no particular order) and this doesn't include everyone, just those that I've had the best interaction with:

Muta Marciano: I think he's both street smart and book smart, and immensely helpful, willing to share his
knowledge, and calls bullshit when he sees it.

Dossier31: He's helped me regarding PCT questions and is a wealth of knowledge.

j0n: He's the only one who was open minded enough not to tear me up for my first cycle in 20 years which
included tren. I plan to post lab results, and a cycle update soon. I'm having great results and minimal
sides from this cycle. Besides his avatar reminds my of Jeff Spicoli of Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Gorillafit: He's a lot older than me (haha), and therefore has a lot of wisdom and experience regarding a
variety of substances.

B52Body: Anyone who is 5'9",320 pounds and pushes a Chevy Tahoe around a parking lot - I'd like to meet.
He said that sometimes people would drive up and ask if he needed help. I told him to say, "Yeah,
jump in."

ShreddedCheddar's picture

Viking- I would love to sit down at a table with this guy for hours while eating crumpets and drinking tea picking at his brain everything related to diet, training, personal experiences and lessons learned from life. Plus we could start the church of Frank Zane.

NextBigThing23 and QV- These 2 guys have became very good friends of mine and I think very highly of them.

Zewi- But only if he is off his Tren cycle.

Xvbeast- Obvious reasons plus he seems like he would be a super cool guy to just kick it and hang out with.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

lol.... sounds good!.. and it would all start with frankie zane bro.... and probably finish still talking about him!.... thing is with zane he reminds me of my dad sooooooo much. facial looks and balance its haunting brother how very similar they are.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

I would really really like to meet MONSTER666 in person!.... it would only be a "one time" thing due to him not be able to intake oxygen after 2mins of our meet........ NUFF SAID!!

BigJ-roll's picture

X2 x3 x4 x5..........

Denser's picture

See what happens when you mess with a mods wife - BAN.

Nitti's picture

He was fucked long before this dumb comment. In fact that's why he did it. A feeble attempt to get under my skin. Kids. Tisk tisk.

Nitti's picture

Try harder next time little fella! I have my violin ready

ANBRO's picture
You are soo full of poooo!
ANBRO's picture
You heard me!! Don't try to act! You know you want to meet the important people.. everyone does... Hell.. I'm pretty sure we've already meet and didn't even know it...... LOL
ANBRO's picture
SEE! However, he's not really all that important...well... maybe he is to you.. I know how much you love him..
ANBRO's picture
Awwwwe look at my Acie Wacie being sweet'
Nitti's picture

That would be fun! But you're twice my size. It wouldn't be fair,....to you! :-P

mwagner630's picture

Laugh if u will but I'd like to meet you. After the chats we've had you seem to be the one I've got the most in common with and respect for!

Nitti's picture

I still have to say Ed! I wanna hang out with Ed for 72 hours straight and record everything. A docudrama. It'll be a box office smash!!!

White Bolt's picture

I guess we can all come to an agreement and say we want to meet Ed. So, with your new found fame, how do you handle all this spotlight?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Nothing to see here. Just a regular guy that operates the sour cream gun at taco bell.
The spotlight doesn't effect me mainly because I have thousands of women throwing themselves at me every day. So I'm used to it.

59gunna's picture

engineereddisaster, as a newb getting some potentially harmful advice ED stepped in and offered correction without being condescending...I figure I at least owe ED a handshake. THANKS BRO!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Any time bro. It's alwAys a pleasure helpin someone with a good attitude.

No homo

Darktide's picture

Ed is actually one of the most intelligent, polite, and helpful demented bastards that I have ever met:)

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks bro, that means a lot coming from one of the most intelligent, polite, helpful, sane, person who knows who his father is that I've ever met.
No homo

Darktide's picture

You know I was orphan though right lmao! Because if you did this is funniest reply I have ever gotten I can't even stop laughing!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. No I didn't. Smile no must have got lucky on that one. Smile

Darktide's picture

I can't even tell you the last time I have laughed that hard:P You are the best of the best No Homo whatsoever!

Engineereddisaster's picture

I don't know if I'd go that far. :).
No homo bac atcha.

Darktide's picture

Your humor is reminiscent of a teammate of mine and It does more good then you can probably imagine!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Maybe I am him. Smile

Darktide's picture

=)

ShreddedCheddar's picture

See what happens when you kill hookers with Ed and don't follow his directions. You get banned.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Boom!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Fat ho's are my specialty. I'm like the buffalo bob of Eroids. Smile
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!

kodiakGRRL's picture

or it gets the hose....

ShreddedCheddar's picture

Is it just me or did you get a visual of Ed tucking it between his legs saying how he would fuck hisself so hard? And I thought it was "Buffalo Bill"?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh shit, I got the buffalo bob from Joe Dirt confused with buffalo bill. Lol.