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Mcginger69's picture

Just got done with college a few years ago. I bitched and complained about school my whole life until I have bills and shit. Lol. I would play world of Warcraft and eat ass all day in college. Man I miss it lol

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Big Tone36's picture

When your eating ass, you know it's ass!

Drexyl's picture

https://youtu.be/4VpysXIgHjw

Sorry, had to post it. They should show this to every “at risk” teen starting at the junior high level.

Drexyl's picture

https://youtu.be/o2-nYHfPBRc

Listen to how the music kicks in at 0:50

Drexyl's picture

That guy was over the top. “You can have your salad tossed with syrup or jelly, I like jelly.” Watching that kept my life in a good general direction.

Big Tone36's picture

Fkn sick.... this is an abomination!

Fleece Johnson coming for you little boys lmao. This will give them fkrs nightmares, today's generation is probably into that sick shit I bet

BTRV's picture

Find you a girl that eats ass. Your welcome. Lol

JEX30Sex's picture

All this ass eating talk. Ugh.

Pathogens potentially present in human feces include Bacterioides spp., Salmonella, Shigella, Yersinia, Campylobacter, Aeromonas, Candida, E. coli 0157:H7, Klebsiella, Cryptosporidium, Entamoeba histolytica, viruses including Norovirus and Hepatitis A, and intestinal parasites.

https://ehs.cornell.edu/research-safety/biosafety-biosecurity/biological....
Not doing it. Ya'll are crazy! I would never even ask a girl to go ATM.

Big Tone36's picture

Nah bro lol I'm already married. I couldn't imagine subjecting a woman to this...... I shit like a dinosaur, although I'm a very clean individual I even shower before the gym and after I'm not sure if mentally I'd be able to concentrate. It wierd because I've licked lots of women's asses and every other body part on a female but it's different..... I'm not into the ass play, I never even liked fkn girls in there either. Doesn't seem right

BTRV's picture

Lol. It ain’t for everybody that’s for sure. But all I’m gonna say is my wife is a freak and we’ll leave it at that.

Big Tone36's picture

I like footjobs.... that's why I couldn't fk with a chic unless her feet are pretty

Drexyl's picture

Definitely! Her wearing sheer stockings giving me a footjob while I’m playing call of duty on Xbox after a workout. Now that would be a great day!

BTRV's picture

LMAO. Ain’t nothing sexy about feet. But I ain’t gonna knock another man for what he’s into though.

Big Tone36's picture

Sure there is, that's why woman pay money getting painted and done to look nice . Then they spend more money on heels and shoes to display them.

BTRV's picture

Ok I’ll give you that. It does add to their sexiness. Lol. Now that I think about it if my wife wanted me to lick her feet I would cause she’s my wife and we like to party lol. But just some random girl, naw cuz. I don’t know where your stanky ass feet have been lol

Diesel22's picture

Talking about shoes for women reminds me of the Netflix special with Chris Rock that I just watched. Funny stuff

ONESICK's picture

I feel this lololol

Mcginger69's picture

You’re god damn right you do.

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Big Tone36's picture

Lmao

BTRV's picture

That’s the truth. My mom used to come in my room when I was in high school and ask if I was going to school today, I’d be like naw I’m gonna stay home. Lol.

Big Tone36's picture

We grew up in great times....... all those games you mentioned were awesome. Rise of the triad was cool too

BTRV's picture

Knights of Columbus!! Im a sucker for blondes

UncleYoked's picture

There goes 1 off my 50

Gabriel Willis's picture

UncleY…I went to order and saw “Closed” and as a new customer to you (ordered once before with TD pic), I had not seen that message prior and became very depressed because I am enjoying your products so much that I went to order more. Glad to hear it’s a temporary thing. Can I order more of the chewable grape cialis? Those taste really great and they WORK WELL!!

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UncleYoked's picture

of course. We close every few months for a month. We just try to go with the flow these days and not burn ourselves out.

Rockiesguy623's picture

When are you planning on opening back up? I may have missed it if you said a date.

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SwoleSinsation's picture

I believe this week

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