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UncleYoked's picture

Met a dude who broke his dick twice, apparently it's a thing.
Skinny black dude that loved 300lbs chicks, I'll never understand those guys

ONESICK's picture

Oh I've sprained mine lol between me n her every once in a while she reminds me. I was smashing from the back and I grabbed her hips like I was pile driving her. Well she went too far out and slammed back. I yelled "AHHHH shit you broke my dick". It's not a pain I want to feel again lolol. I still laugh about it. I'll get a random text a couple times a year from her saying what I said. Or if I run into her she'll yell it. She's not even big but had an ass on her lol.

DeeMan's picture

Haha too funny.

UncleYoked's picture

Not going to lie, my legs twitched when reading this

ONESICK's picture

The fucked up part was it swelled up. I had to take a breather and she was like I hope you aren't done lol. Like bitch you broke my dick.

press1's picture

So in Broken dick syndrome - Is there anything that actually gets injured inside it like muscle as its filled with blood, or does it just really really hurt for a few days? Does it make a snapping sound at the time lol

UncleYoked's picture

Finally found something I don't want to learn more about

ONESICK's picture

I've heard of guys actually breaking it. Mine was more of like I dunno...sprained lol. Like stubbing a toe but with your dick. It was pretty swollen for about a week or so. Like having a constant chubby. Kind of tender to the touch. I went to a doc a few days later because it was uncomfortable. He said luckily no surgery was needed just ice and rest it lol. Some guys damage the tissue so bad they need surgery to piece it back together.

press1's picture

The Worst part in all of this is the fact that she expected you to carry on Lmfao My God can you imagine how painful it would be every time you needed to lob it out to have a piss and its got stitches running across the centre of it! So was the rest of the week spent watching Netflix with an ice pack sat on the old meat and two veg lol

ONESICK's picture

I mean I didn't want to stop so i kept on trucking, I think it helped her out lol. I didn't know what to do, Doc said ice it on n off maybe a heatpad fo recirculation of blood. Freaked me out because it was like damn I need my dick lol. Definitely made it uncomfortable to piss.

Ninja's picture

Hahaha, see didn't care about you, she cared about your dick. Bc a girls gotta finish what you started.

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DeeMan's picture

@Ninja @ONESICK...she wanted to get her super freak and bully on at the same time lmao. She literally wanted to screw the guy while embarrassing him all at the same damn time! And do all this on location at the gym, specifically on that bench that she took. It all makes sense. Those type of women exist!

ONESICK's picture

I know a few chicks like this. One specially comes to mind. She ain't no Deebo but has Deebo personality and energy. She does it in a way like damn mama, dominate me lol

DeeMan's picture

I don't have a problem with those type of women cause alot of women or girls I rather call them, play games. A true woman or "freak" knows exactly what she wants no damn questions asked. Every now and then I kinda dig a woman trying to take control. But I can only go so far with that damn it lol!

ONESICK's picture

I married a "freak" but she loves it when I do take charge.

DeeMan's picture

Yeah they do want us to take charge but I just like a woman that knows exactly what she wants, not all the indecisiveness. Been there, done that lol. So you married a freak huh? Damn. Aye as long as she's a lady in public that's all that matters.

ONESICK's picture

Oh yes, she is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets lol. Super hot and I think how did I land her? Knocked her up quickly lol mother of my kids.

DeeMan's picture

I can digg that...my man.

ONESICK's picture

Oh i made her finish but damn, I couldn't lol

Ninja's picture

Can't knock it until you try Deebo.

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DeeMan's picture

Lol..Deebo agression

Ninja's picture

I was hoping to hear Unc tell a story of him hooking up with that gym chick. Hahaha

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DeeMan's picture

I gotcha

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Ninja's picture

Too late Unc. I'm going to put that on you!

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TexasRoots's picture

I can’t figure out how to dm you for code lol

UncleYoked's picture

accept friend request

Lucci's picture

I can vouch for the "shows up faster than the clap" statement. Although I never got the clap (Thank god, but definitely not due to the quality of the women I have bedded), the dozen or so times I've order from Titans, I've received my gear in like 3 days. Amazing service!!

ONESICK's picture

How about some Carriejune

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