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Shows up faster than the clap


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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

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Lucci's picture

I can vouch for the "shows up faster than the clap" statement. Although I never got the clap (Thank god, but definitely not due to the quality of the women I have bedded), the dozen or so times I've order from Titans, I've received my gear in like 3 days. Amazing service!!

ONESICK's picture

How about some Carriejune

UncleYoked's picture

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DeeMan's picture

Most of these juice heads wouldn't even know what to do with her even if she gave them a map with instructions lol. But damn she's a THICK ONE!

ONESICK's picture

I'd let her crush my head LOL

DeeMan's picture

Yeah with those legs she could. No doubt. She'd bust your head wide open like a pumpkin haha

ONESICK's picture

I'm a sucker for thick thighs n ass. Especially if she's blonde. I'm just a simple man lol.

DeeMan's picture

Geez I can't get over those damn legs and ass. That thang poking out TUFF! My testosterone level just shot up to 10,000 ng/ dL!! Hell and I'm not on cycle haha!

ONESICK's picture

Haha she can definitely raise the levels and more lol

DeeMan's picture

That's a stiff fact!

DeeMan's picture

Nothing wrong with being a simple man, I can digg that. We know she ain't simple lol

UncleYoked's picture

updating stock counts now, we'll be opening later today

DeeMan's picture

One word for you and The great Bolo Yeung....LEGENDS!
I'll be catching up to you about some things.

UncleYoked's picture

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UncleYoked's picture

Bringing back memories, good times

alekaras's picture

Damn I can't remember it the last boss fight or at one of the that he decapitate the bosses head and take a crap on it!! Kicking ass game!!

Big Tone36's picture

DUKE NUKEM 3D I fkn loved that game!!

UncleYoked's picture

That was an era of amazing games, Duke3d, Age of Empires, Command and Conquer, Starcraft, Diablo 1 and 2, Quake3D, Wolfenstein, I can keep on going. People never knew I was a nerd, I'd be spending my days training for sports and crushing the gym, then the nights crushing aliens and video games. Those days bring me some deep nostalgia.

Claudezilla's picture

How about dark ages of Camelot you mess with that one at all

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BTRV's picture

Command and Conquer Red Alert was my shit. Damn y’all are making me feel old lol.

UncleYoked's picture

I tried to play AOE2 not too long ago, I downloaded it and got on a server, people still play it and man, shit has evolved. I was TORE up, these dudes are straight up tacticians, I'm over here just playing with my flowers and admiring my population growing in bronze age and these dudes come in with their army of Teutonic knights in the imperial age, murder my lonely scout, pillage my town and steal the women.

Claudezilla's picture

Uhhg all this nerd talk has my fingers clicking and other hand over a mouse…AOE3 was one of my absolute faves…I’ve been pondering rekindling my gamer days but at 45 is that really the right move lol I seriously do miss that game and battlefield 2-5 on pc

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BTRV's picture

LMAO. Bunch of 40 year olds still living in their moms basement. Lol

UncleYoked's picture

Dang, times were so much simpler back then.
I wish I could go back to living in the garage, we didn't know how good we had it in school man.

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