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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Mission866's picture

Hahaha. I've been on this site for 10 years now (I didn't sign up for 5 years cause I was worried about being tracked). I don't know everything so I keep my opinion to myself and I don't like advertising my life here either so I'll keep the low "karma" and just move on.

Mr.albertsonwatkins's picture

I used to order from uncle yoked years ago! The guy is the best with responding if anyone has questions and has ran an all around great business for years! Been off gear for 5 years and I just decided to hope back on! I placed an order and used back seat sex as the payment method! I remember back in the day it was with a goat of sorts. Did the site email you letting you know they received your information and payment? Like I said it’s been a while so I’m just curious! Thanks ahead of time!

Big Tone36's picture

@UncleYoked, how come the "back seat sex" option is not available anymore???

UncleYoked's picture

who said it wasn't ;)

swoleB's picture

I'm assuming thats for vips only?

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UncleYoked's picture

how do you think they get that status?

swoleB's picture

Damm! I'll stay at my current status for now.

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Greg's picture

Are you curious enough to read this? https://www.eroids.com/rules

romperroom's picture

You going to sell cockbombs again or are they history?

UncleYoked's picture

na, they're gone. We've replaced it with love and thunder

Drexyl's picture

I’m holding on to mine like a vintage champagne, only to be taken out on special occasions.

Thor Odinson's picture

Hi guys.
I’m new here.
Tell me please, where can I bye modafinil?
Kind regards

UncleYoked's picture

Not here brother, not sure if you'll find an aas source carrying modafinal, MAYBE some peptide sources but youd be better off searching google and reddit for nootropic suppliers and then checking their reviews via reddit

UncleYoked's picture

Come on in boys, we're open!

press1's picture

LMFAO - YES SHE IS IN FACT REAL!!

UncleYoked's picture

Natty too

UncleYoked's picture

I've been punked by a chick like this at the gym before. I was doing DB bench press and I put the db down and stood up to take a breath, she walked over, grabbed the bench and stared me in the eyes for a second, then walked off. I was too shocked and amused to even react, she knew what she was doing, I could only laugh after.

Ninja's picture

I'm slow. What was she doing again?

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UncleYoked's picture

oh, she physically took the whole bench with her lol

UncleYoked's picture

She was showing me who the real alpha in the gym was.
This gym was full of monsters, the biggest people I've ever seen in my life. I would be the biggest guy in the gym until about 530pm, then I'd have to run away before the real big dudes and chicks came in. We had a guy who was 6'11 with biceps bigger than my thighs, he's one of the worlds largest body builders, awesome guy. We had a dude who was a bench press record holding champ, I've never seen anyone so strong in my life, he died a few years back, he would always be with his smaller friends who were all sub sub 300lbs, shorter guys with strong looking physiques, the other dude was a barrel they would all rep out with no less than 500lbs each, we had chicks that were built like frank zane, amazing physiques that I envied, minus the tits and enlarged clitoris. The chick who Deebo'd me was one of the smaller 5'11 power lifter girls. She was just punking me because I was relatively new at that gym and she wanted to mark her territory. We became friends later after I asked her why she Deebo'd me like I was Smokey in Friday. She just laughed and said she wanted to see what I'd do. I just called her Deebo from then on.

press1's picture

When you see people that size in real life they don't even come across as human, nothing is slightly relatable in size. I was speaking to a guy in the self scan at a supermarket about 6 months back who is a major guy in Worlds Strongest Man who is around 6'4. His neck started above the top of my head and all I was talking to was this huge pec, I mean his pec was as wide as me LMAO Then his traps just looked like a mountainside stuck on the back of his neck - I just stood there thinking yeh thats how you do triples with over 420kg on deads. Only came across like he ran medium Test and that was it, just massive humans.

DeeMan's picture

Guess we both are slow cause I didn't follow lol. I think she grabbed the Dumbbells.

UncleYoked's picture

Na she jacked the whole bench, sorry I'm tired as fuck, been sleeping like shit

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