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SeeOhShow's picture

Some of the protein bars are incredible too

Black90tsi's picture

If you have the calories Anabar makes some great ones. The white chocolate cookies and cream is almost orgasmic. Fruity cereal, monster cookie crunch and cinnamon swirl crunch are all really good as well. But that cookies and cream is the best protein bar i've ever tasted.

itsHughJanis's picture

I’ve seen them at my local GNC but I just don’t really eat protein bars that much. Maybe I’m missing out.

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Black90tsi's picture

The whole "protein packed candy bar" tag line isn't far off. I used to eat one for my desert every night.

Legendary foods makes protein pop tarts and cinnamon rolls and Wholesome provisions makes protein rice crispy treats. All can be found on amazon.

SeeOhShow's picture

Oh yea anabar is #1. The gorilla bars aren’t anabar good but they’re way better than many others

Black90tsi's picture

Smores and strawberry cupcake are really good too. I used to order the variety packs off amazon and every bar was at least good. They've come out with some new flavors that are just ok and they stick them all in the variety pack now. Death by pb, birthday cake and triple chocolate are all just ok. I'm not interested in spending all that money to get 4 bars i really want to eat and 6 i could do without.

itsHughJanis's picture

What do you recommend? Protein bars are super hit or miss for me.

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SeeOhShow's picture

All of them except the birthday cake one are delicious. Hell even my wife would sneak in and steal ones from my stash as a treat for work. They switched over to using cashew butter instead of PB (except for the PB Cup flavor) and it really helped. PB overwhelms all other flavors. Wife’s favorite was Oatmeal Chocolate Chip. If white chocolate is your thing, the Cookies and Cream is good.

itsHughJanis's picture

You’re a legend bro. Thanks for the suggestions!

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Black90tsi's picture

Never tried bang but c4 is nasty. The strawberry candy, grape, orange rush and artic ice from GM are also really good. I like Ghost Energy as well. Also sugar free and whatever the can says the flavor is has been spot on every time. The Warheads sour watermelon and green apple are decent, Welchs grape legit tastes like grape juice. Faze up is really good lemon lime, orange cream tastes like a creamsicle and the cherry limeade is delicious. I do like the energy boost from GM a little better though.

Sithx66's picture

I used to think I was hardcore and raw dog c4 lmao. 3 scoops right on the tongue lmao

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Black90tsi's picture

How didnt you have a heart attack from all that caffeine?

smurfdude1234567's picture

Yeah he’s like 210 lean I believe. Not nothing but not crazy. I think in a video he said his heaviest was 280 on bulk deca cycle but that’s with lots of fat of course.

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Yeah he don't impress me. Half of every jail i been in people are bigger and more developed an guarantee stronger than him. And that's on peanut butter jelly milk and tuna with Crack head soups. Not even creatine let alone all the shit that weirdo is pumping.
And what about the botox?
U can't tell me that motha fucka don't got botox. Lol

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Had no idea cialis increased insulin secretion, and reduced estrogen.
Nice post smurff interesting shit bro.

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Drexyl's picture

What are the odds he reopens with a promo?

UncleYoked's picture

low

SeeOhShow's picture

Well what are the odds you got any of those candy bars left? Asking for a friend….

Drexyl's picture

Alls good, I’m still looking forward to the reopening, just don’t drop the shekel or wampum as forms of payment, I prefer the first one.

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UncleYoked's picture

Hope everyone is safe with the fires out there

smurfdude1234567's picture

As all the schools around me called off for snow in TEXAS! Lol!

Also super funny how like a 100 mile radius of schools closed BEFORE it even started snowing… not supposed to start until 9am tomorrow going until 6am Friday but already canceled the days haha!

What kind of backwards ass happenstance is this?!

Seriously though- hope everyone is safe too!

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V0411's picture

I live on the Eastside of Washington state, no snow where I am just looks like snow then melts and turns to rain. And no fire, we're the land of gloomy right now

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UncleYoked's picture

I remember being sent to school wearing shorts while it was snowing. We'd all huddle up around the teenage kid who smoked cigarettes to get a crumb of heat from his second hand smoke.

Mgmmaze's picture

I live in southern New Mexico and there was about an inch that stuck and the town lost its mind. I grew up in New York so driving in "snow" isn't that big of a deal for me.

Rosschestzip's picture

My kids haven’t been in school since December 20th and we’re supposed to get more snow today/tommorow. I’m getting sick of these little shits lols

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Jimmythegent's picture

Is there an open date for the site? I thought I remembered seeing it a while back but have gone back 10 pages and can’t find it. Thanks in advance

SeeOhShow's picture

Pretty sure he said mid January. Wasn’t a set date but more like a range

smurfdude1234567's picture

Yessirrr Jan. 15 +-

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