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Shows up faster than the clap


Payment Methods: 
PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

Please note

READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Jockstrap's picture

I can breath thru my esrs so its ok for a lil crushing action. Lol

Sithx66's picture

lol let me rephrase id let those thighs suffocate me til I pass out so she could lift my head by my hair and slap me back to consciousness tell me “ eat my pussy bitch” rinse repeat.

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smallsmoothballsack's picture

Then she suffocates you again and you wake up getting pegged. Rinse. Repeat.

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Sithx66's picture

Maybe Smile

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Jockstrap's picture

I like your thinking!!

itsHughJanis's picture

Breedable for sure

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Order in.

Everything went smooth as always and got to use some of my wonka points Smile

PM or email with all the payment method questions guys! This is an open forum end of the day.

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FiveFingerDeathPunch1's picture

What did you order brother ? What’s the upcoming cycle ?

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Just cruising along right now until fully healed up and confident in pushing quad (prolly a few more weeks at the least). So just some bpc, sust, and a couple other goodies!

I had my cycles bought and planned for the foreseeable future, but this wreck ended my cycle early so will probably end up switching up some things.

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RichardNixonsScowl's picture

Long time user of Titans but lost account info. Best source available!
Is gorilla grift card no longer in use? Nilla Vista shows as a payment method on this page but not at check out. Order is over minimum as $310 before shipping. Wont let me choose Jell either. Thanks.

UncleYoked's picture

It comes and goes, at the moment we are not accepting it

Dbecker24's picture

I’m waiting to here back from Unc because I got the Zenmore info but it’s telling me their Zenmore account was never created yet.

UncleYoked's picture

hmm, you sure there's no typo? it should be up and working

SeeOhShow's picture

His newsletter said they’d be reintroducing payment methods gradually over the next few days.

Bcrew's picture

Boom, ordered! (Again)

So glad to see you back, cause I'm back at it.

Dbecker24's picture

I’m excited to try your gear! I was recommended to give you a try by a friend. I’m going for my pro card this year, so hopefully this will be my new source due to my old source shutting down from the wildfires. I will be placing my order tonight.

itsHughJanis's picture

Keep us updated!

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UncleYoked's picture

ok payment processors should all be updated, we are open and ready to receive

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Am I dreaming or are there extra wonka bars?!?

Inner fat kid is about to be happyyyyy

Any chance of yk-11 inj. or oral coming back?

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V0411's picture

Bro snag me some

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SeeOhShow's picture

You better not procrastinate and order some bars… it was the first thing I checked for when he opened. 163 available at the time. I’m gonna take quite a chunk out of that. It won’t be getting single digits I can promise you…

smurfdude1234567's picture

Haha still 5 max per order, but I got just for the novelty and memories! The looks on my niece & nephew’s faces when they got them this Christmas was golden. Thought their uncle had them custom made hahaha!

And I really don’t eat chocolate or sweets in general much, but these are legitimately badass dark chocolate!

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Mistercaber's picture

Dark Chocolate eh?

Id like to conduct some research and pull a Xanthine test for the bars, as well as bioavailability and blood brain barrier movement and activation.

Quality chocolate can be very efficent at increasing cellular function in the cerebral cortex - proving an athletic edge and cognitive function increase for those long study nights... getting a double masters aint EZ!

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SeeOhShow's picture

Aww I didn’t check for a limit :(

I was gonna order 30… Crazy

Don’t be stingy @UncleYoked….you started this addiction you better feed it dammit

UncleYoked's picture

there are extras.
For YK, yes, eventually. It's a very expensive raw material but I would like it to be back on the shelf.

smurfdude1234567's picture

I’d love some oral yk!

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Raine1999's picture

What time does it open? Says open but nothing under the items listed?

Raine1999's picture

This may be a stupid question but I don’t see option to pay by crypto lol…

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