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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

swoleB's picture

interesting!

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Drexyl's picture

This is genius, anymore my best shot is equal to about 2 or 3 soft squeezes of an eye dropper. It’s pretty bad. I seriously doubt I could fill a thimble.

smurfdude1234567's picture

Try 5-10ml easy! Doesn’t matter if balls aren’t working the actual sperm are a tiny percentage of the volume. Try it man! Makes the woman think she did a better job in some cases I’ve experienced!

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itsHughJanis's picture

5-10 ml is absolutely diabolical

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PrimoPantani's picture

Thanks dude, I’m putting an order in right now. I gotta PM one of the mods and get that space taken out of my name, I don't think anyone can actually tag me lol

UncleYoked's picture

@primo-pantani

UncleYoked's picture

guess you're right

PrimoPantani's picture

I need the forbidden knowledge

UncleYoked's picture

i just took the first dose last night. it says take with a fatty meal so I need to research what exactly what means. My breakfast these past few weeks has been coffee and sadness haha

herktime's picture

@UncleYoked that’s a misread, directions are saying take a fat chick out for a meal, then excuse yourself to the car for your goo-brew pills, order dessert so she won’t follow and drive off without paying and dump your batch in another snatch. At least that’s how I read it. I could be wrong, or lying, and as far as coffee and sadness? At least now you’ll have some cream!
Feel better bud. Sometimes ya just need to hibernate for a couple days and do nothing but weep and lift until you can walk it off and get back to being a boss.

Spool's picture

Sometimes I find that mini chocolate doughnuts go great with sadness….I mean coffee.

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UncleYoked's picture

powdered ones are my catnip, you'd think i was a cop. I was sitting on here one day a few months ago sipping a coffee and someone left one of those large bags of powdered donuts in front of me, without thinking I ate the entire bag. I should be 3x the size with the way I eat sometimes

PrimoPantani's picture

Tell me more about this load stack. I tried some supps when I was natty, if I recall correctly it was mostly zinc and lecithin, and it worked okay but I need to shoot these supernatural ropes.

Jockstrap's picture

Probably buys at titans

UncleYoked's picture

I can tell you that at least one mr olympia was a regular customer at one point. he was a fan of our tren and var.

Jockstrap's picture

At least one for sure but thetes others Smile

Sithx66's picture

Are you sure?? He looks natty

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Jockstrap's picture

He is kinda tiny....lol

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Splendid T/A

smallsmoothballsack's picture

TD from the Wonka Promo credit.

Bpc157 and more cardarine. Ordered and completely forgot about it so was a pleasant surprise when I checked the mail.

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Jockstrap's picture

Nice!!

smallsmoothballsack's picture

I no longer trust you sir

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ScrawnyRunt's picture

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that gets a little nervous seeing his gifs!

Jockstrap's picture

No adams apple....shes gtg. Lol

Black90tsi's picture

They can shave that down these days.

Jockstrap's picture

True but found her on a porn site too. She swallows.

Hold on....will find a tranny....lol

Black90tsi's picture

I was driving to the store the other day and my tranny started making a funny noise.

So I had to gag the bitch.

Jockstrap's picture

Hahaha!!! A good tranny wont choke....

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