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Titans.to

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Please note

READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

BigSexy3's picture

Dammmmmmmmnnnnnnn......

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Jockstrap's picture

Blink twice if ya approve. Lol

Izzy75's picture

@Jockstrap
What, you think you're on vacations!? Keep on posting those hairy hoohas, we need em!

Hoppie_83's picture

Just wanted to say what's up. I'm a newbie and looking to place my first order. Just waiting on the caber

Jockstrap's picture

Yes! Long hair....

Pandateston's picture

That’s gotta be AI… if not, we’re officially living in a simulation and she’s the final boss

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Jockstrap's picture

Thats an offocial playmate from the 90s

UncleYoked's picture

Reminds me of this girl I dated years ago. Country girl, loved fishing, on our first date she gutted a fish by a river and cooked it up. Had a body very similar to this. She looked so damn familiar I couldn't put my finger on it, then I turn on the computer and one of those porn ads pop off on the side and there's a chick jumping around showing her tits and I realized it was her. She was...fun

Jockstrap's picture

Friggin awesome!! Tom boys are the best. Hunt fish and can dress up fancy when needed

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Agh a top knotch tranny will put em all to shame..

Lmao im sorry i had to for shits and giggles u know that was funny. But I'm not kidding. No i am.
Nah I'm not.
Am i you'll never know I'll know but u won't or will u??
Guess we'll all have to be around one to find out or just me nvm

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

How about some cotton candy?

Jockstrap's picture

Taste the freedom!

Izzy75's picture

Is your wife single? Daaaaaaaammm

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Third Tuesday of the month.

Izzy75's picture

I call dibs!

BigSexy3's picture

Cotton candy works, adds that sweetness on that large landing pad Smile

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Sithx66's picture

Wouldn’t mind picking those pubes out of my mouth!

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Izzy75's picture

I would let her clean her ass with my face

Sithx66's picture

The real question is would you let her peg you?

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Izzy75's picture

If she ask me that question, I would say yes, but with the condition that I would have to eat her ass first and I won't take my sneakers off.
(That's called a hit and run)

Sithx66's picture

Lmao!!

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BigSexy3's picture

LOVE love....that's one bad bitch!! Something about crisp full lawn...yummo!!

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umk2109's picture

Does Titans.to require signature upon delivery?

smallsmoothballsack's picture

No but one of my orders popped up on IF saying it would need to be signed for. Never had to sign for it and it delivered as normal.

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UncleYoked's picture

that is weird

smallsmoothballsack's picture

Yea I've had some funky shit happen on my IF tracking that had me tweaking at times but everything went smooth.

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Jockstrap's picture

Nope

Jockstrap's picture

Everyone dabbling and 'thinking' should be reading these old cited forums in stickies section. Read this and tell me it didnt make you rethink your approach

https://www.eroids.com/forums/steroids-qa/anabolic-steroids/test-is-not-...

Instiable_void1's picture

Let us pray on this Holy day.

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