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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Instiable_void1's picture

6 of the hottest women in my town just walked into my work wearing all white dreses. Like drop dead beautiful. And my body temperature just went through the roof. And my boss told me to go to the back. I wish I could take a creep pic. Fuck I'm sweating.

Jockstrap's picture

Bodybuilding is all about diet. Shes making you plenty of complex carbs and protein for energy.

Asa's picture

Definitely an edible asshole right there

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Barnes87's picture

I gotta stop checking this page at work

UncleYoked's picture

I wonder if there's a way to hide images @BFG happen to have a SFW filter hidden back there?

Izzy75's picture

Sugestion.
Just open a group: Uncle Yoked Tittie Bar.
( @UncleYoked as Owner and bouncer )
With @Jockstrap as the DJ (illustrator)
* Daily pic
* 2 for one Wednesdays (2 pics)
* Friday's happy hour (gif show)
* Pretty wife Saturdays ( @PIN_CUSHION )
* Tranny Sundays ( in charge of @Drexyl )
* VIP by invitation only

That way your business page stays PG.
(Always separate business and pleasure)

PIN_CUSHION's picture

I’m down.

UncleYoked's picture

I like that idea. let's keep it more pg/13 here

Drexyl's picture

Damn, I’m the tranny guy now? Lololol!

Izzy75's picture

For the position available we're looking for talent with vast experience and your resume is quite impressive.

Drexyl's picture

I will take that as complimentary

PIN_CUSHION's picture

There’s a group called wifeyday, but it hasn’t been active in years. I still post there every once in a while.

UncleYoked's picture

we're posting chicks that
1. Wouldn't marry us
2. We wouldn't want to marry, you don't put a ring on these hoes

sandman3698's picture

BOOOOOOOOO!

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Izzy75's picture
Barnes87's picture

I mean I'm not really complaining lol. I can handle walking around with a boner at a customer's house. The secret is tucking your dick behind your belt buckle

Drexyl's picture

I got no fight with any man who does what he’s told, but when he don’t the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down we break down. I ain’t gonna allow that.

Mudbutt's picture

Lol

BigSexy3's picture

Fat Poo bigger than alot of guys nuts in here!! She definitely doesn't need HCG, lol. Super nice Poo!! Yummy

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Izzy75's picture

Looks chewy

SeeOhShow's picture

This is hot in theory, but can you imagine some hot grease popping up and hitting you on the tits or vag.

Ask yourself, would you ever cook something on a hot stove with your dick hanging out? One quick accident and it’s over.

Jockstrap's picture

Old gf was just waking up so yes, i cooked bacon and eggs for bfast. Never again!! Lil splatter on my helmet and done.

sandman3698's picture

Wife and I are kissers of booboos.... so.... works out.

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SeeOhShow's picture

Well singed nerve endings have no feelings….and a dick is nothing but a big (or little in my case) head of nerves

sandman3698's picture

Lol oh shit man. I'm just picturing bacon grease popping and landing and just standing there taking it. Shuffling around the skillet, like "ouch" *shuffle *shuffle "ouch" *shuffle *shuffle.

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sandman3698's picture

That would be a "dessert before dinner" kinda night.

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Mudbutt's picture

Yum!

Drexyl's picture

Just poking my head in to say thank you Uncle Yoked for making such great sauce.

AnabolicConsigliere's picture

Tried to get in touch with support but no answer.

UncleYoked's picture

Well, you need to send a friend request on here in order to dm. For email, dm me and lmk your email so i can look in to that

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