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We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
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Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Imagedynamiks's picture

Same, saying too many HTTP redirects.

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Instiable_void1's picture

Well atleast I'm not the only one

HeavyHitter's picture

Perfect

Imagedynamiks's picture

Hey brother, we can’t show packaging in pictures. If you can, please edit the pic or take it again without packaging.

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HeavyHitter's picture

If somebody can delete it .. Didn't mean to post it here

Jockstrap's picture

Terra patrick

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ShredBundy's picture

When my girl puts on a bodystocking, it’s game over. I’m like a wolf spotting a lamb – blood’s boiling, brain shuts off, and it’s straight into predator mode. That look should be classified as a biological weapon

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Jockstrap's picture

Mic drops....

PrimoPantani's picture

Same bro, plus she has a pair of jean shorts that are too small to button that she puts over the body stocking and folds down the waist. I would commit war crimes if I had to to get at the pussy when she’s wearing that

Sithx66's picture

Yes!

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press1's picture

One of the Best ever - blasted many out to her when I was younger

wanted's picture

You mean yesterday

press1's picture

Last time I think I saw her was when I bought a porn mag - So 25 years ago?!!! LMAO

Buying the magazines was so much more fun, especially when you were 16/17 and it was illegal. Half the excitement was not knowing if you got a good mag or not - until you opened it up outside with your mates and checked out the goods. Then it was either shit OR awesome!!! Was always great if you got at least 3 sexy women in it, the rotters would do for when you got bored of the fitties and needed some strange LMFAO

Jockstrap's picture

Most definitly!!

Izzy75's picture

I've been looking at this beauty for 30 minutes straight. Just perfect.

Jockstrap's picture

Stunning

sandman3698's picture

My favorite thing she was in was Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Jockstrap's picture

Is it good?

sandman3698's picture

One of the best shows on television.

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PrimoPantani's picture

Pretty stupid but also incredibly funny if you like that kind of humor

Jockstrap's picture

Woll check. I like bad dad jokes etc. Lol

BigSexy3's picture

Dammmmmmmmnnnnnnn......

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Jockstrap's picture

Blink twice if ya approve. Lol

Izzy75's picture

@Jockstrap
What, you think you're on vacations!? Keep on posting those hairy hoohas, we need em!

Hoppie_83's picture

Just wanted to say what's up. I'm a newbie and looking to place my first order. Just waiting on the caber

Jockstrap's picture

Yes! Long hair....

Pandateston's picture

That’s gotta be AI… if not, we’re officially living in a simulation and she’s the final boss

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Jockstrap's picture

Thats an offocial playmate from the 90s

UncleYoked's picture

Reminds me of this girl I dated years ago. Country girl, loved fishing, on our first date she gutted a fish by a river and cooked it up. Had a body very similar to this. She looked so damn familiar I couldn't put my finger on it, then I turn on the computer and one of those porn ads pop off on the side and there's a chick jumping around showing her tits and I realized it was her. She was...fun

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