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Reviews that make you go hmmmmmm.....

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After reading Jintos post I RECOMMEND THIS SOURCE! , it got me to thinking. There are some source reviews that just blow my fuckin mind! The mods do a good job of policing the reviews that suck ass. Yet there are some that are very thorough and appear to be well thought out reviews. Upon closer inspection we find this isn't the case Smile These are the ones that mostly make me lol, but more importantly, they make me go hmmmmmmm.

I thought about posting these in the fanboy quote thread, but I don't even think these qualify sometimes. Therefore I felt they deserve their own special short bus type of attention. Allow me to give an example Smile

macmed94 2 weeks ago
Great sellers
Communication & Ordering process
Great, replied within couple of hours.
Delivery (T/A) & Packaging
Item arrived very fast, usually within 2 days I get the product.
Items ordered
Zymoplex tamoxifen 30 x 20mg
Noble labs Dbol 100 x 10mg
Zydex anavar 50 x 25mg capsules
Clenbuterol 100 x 40mg
Product effectivenes and experience
Started running the Zydex anavar, 50mg a day my balls started aching after the 2nd day and nothing else up until the 5th day were I experienced severe joint pains so much so that I struggled to get out of bed
at this point I was taking 100mg a day (4 tablets) so i reduced it to 50mg by this time I knew it was winstrol because of the pains, I decided to stop it and start taking Dbol, i was taking 20mg a day, second week 40mg a day and felt nothing so i decided to take 100mg a day, yet still felt nothing and by this time I finished the Dbol so I decided to go back to winstrol, I took 50mg the first few days then went to 75mg, The pump was amazing so much so that It stopped me from working out, it felt like my arm was going to explode if I carried on and my muscle hardened up very nicely even when I'm doing the slightest thing I'm always pumped and I quite liked it though I paid £35 and could of gotten it for £20 instead, neverless I liked it.
The clenbuterol came with 50 tablets rather than the 100 advertised thought I wasn't too happy with it, it would of worked out the same price if i paid 100 tablets for 20mcg as these clens are suppose to be 40mcg. so i was too fussed I didn't feel anything, I've taken up to 80mcg and didn't feel anything however I only ran it for three days not too sure If i can pass judgement just yet.
The tamx looks good, it's definitely pharma grade so I'm sure I'm getting what I paid for, I've used one tablet when I experienced a bit of itchy nipples
Additional commentary
I will avoid zydex anavar and buy just the winstrol next time and I will certainly avoid noble labs for the time being, I will be trying renvex dbol next and see how things go. I will also like to thank 101 for their fast delivery and swift communication and will most certainly return to their website in the near future.
I recommend shopping here!

So the anavar was winny, the dbol and clen were bunk, you're pretty sure the nolvadex is legit but you haven't really run it yet, and you overpaid for everything

But you RECOMMEND THIS SOURCE! LoL WTF!?!?!

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up-1down Iknowmygearandi... 17 hours ago NEW
Worst supplier ever. Writes his own reviews. I guarantee it. Does not aim to please. Only to scam. Wouldn't be surprised if he changes his site or my review doesn't get posted. If my review is left untouched than respect to eroids for really not taking sides.

Communication & Ordering process
Fina is selling extremely painful gear and has an attitude if you email him about it. He is also a liar i asked if there were any other oils he used as test base. He said no and that if "my body" couldn't take his gear then i should go to another source. If you read through his older reviews he says he changed from mct oil and test no longer needs to be heated up before pinning.

Delivery (T/A) & Packaging
Packaging was as good as needed.

Items ordered
4x test e 250
Test prop
Tne aromasin

Product effectivenes and experience
Used Test e 250 for 5 weeks with much pain. It is underdosed. Smells like a sharpie marker in a sewage pipe. And gives unbearable pip. Hard to make gains when you cant move or walk or sit after pinning.

Additional commentary
I have been using top international sources on this site for test e for 7 years. I have done this exact cycle. Never any pip. (Post injection pain) save your money and save yourself a few days out of commission due to crippling pain. BOTTOM LINE he's a liar with low quality gear and he writes his own reviews. STAY AWAY!

Writes his own reviews. I guarantee it. Does not aim to please. Only to scam

Fina writes every one of his reviews lol

It is underdosed. Smells like a sharpie marker in a sewage pipe. And gives unbearable pip.

That's just funny

Wouldn't be surprised if he changes his site or my review doesn't get posted.

Yes, I'm sure Fina will change his entire site because of this "review" lol

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up0down biggsteele123 19 minutes ago NEW
After a month I have not received the order so a review is not appropriate at this time. I will say that I have >ordered in the past with absolutely no delays or issues... So, I'm just a little disappointed with the delays >regarding this order. Hopefully it will arrive soon so that I can add to cycle, but it doesn't look to promising.....

I have NOT received my order!

" I have not received the order so a review is not appropriate at this time"

Yet, wrote this as a review to say it's not a review

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c'mon man.. it's been a week and you are saying you got burned?? This is what hurts sources most.. premature bad reviews the #1 source and you think they scammed you for a few hundred bucks..

up0down Lesgododis 2 hours ago NEW
This is my 6th order with ashop and I usually have nothing but good things to say but these past 2 orders have been tough. It's been one week since orders were places and all I received was confirmation and no tracking or updates. Alice is usually good with responses but I have not gotten emails back or updates and it has me concerned that I got burned this time around.

I have NOT received my order!

Pale's picture

Next to lazy reviews this is our second biggest problem.

P2i2t's picture

Um duh...do we not know that every source is supposed to deliver just like Amazon nowadays?? if they are not up to Amazon like service then you are obviously getting burned or scammed...I thought this was common knowledge but I guess some people don't know this yet...idk whether to smh or just laugh...this is really a problem that is getting out of control lately. Especially with the new guys ordering lately. this is who I see almost all of these complaints from.

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Yep, and the same newbies that write these premature bunk reviews end up getting their gear and then shortly follows by the same person a fan boy quote... It's a never ending cycle lol

270strength's picture

Wow I just waited 1month and wk for a domestic lol

Tron's picture

Didn't get an email saying his pack was shipped withing the first week.. People are spoiled these days. Not too long ago you would send money overseas and you MIGHT get your gear withing 2 or 3 months and then you might not get it at all lol. Eroids has helped bring out not only the honest sources but sources that are striving to be a top source and run the src like a good legitimate business. It pisses me off when somebody writes a review like that man... bad for business and bad for the community.

rolltide3's picture

Wow one week for a non domestic site and he mad bc he hasn't received it lol

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Ha i was editing and it gave me the 403 no access when I tried to save it... obviously now because someone has responded to it lol! .. I was going to add that he got confirmation... but he hasn't received the tracking number within a week .. so he got burned.. dude had 6 other orders that he said were perfect and now he is recommending people not shop there.. Dude, go domestic if you want your gear in a week or less smh..

rolltide3's picture

Yep they got him sucked him in with five perfect orders then not give him a tracking number yet definitely burned lol

Tron's picture

Maybe use the products before you review and recommend shopping there??

up0down bigguy3450 11 hours ago NEW
This is my first time ordering on my own. The guys at gear were tremendously helpful in getting me through my first time. Even when I messed up my delivery address the were very diligent and polite about trying to get the right info so they could get my products to me. Nothing but great things to say about the service at gear lookin forward to trying there products.

Communication & Ordering process
Communication was excellent. I messed up my order a couple times and they were nothing but polite >and helpful going the extra mile to fix it

Items ordered
5 test e
1 teen
1cialis

Additional commentary
Looking forward to trying there product

I recommend shopping here!

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This one has just got me baffled

up-1down Mortlock 3 hours ago NEW
Edit: Stolen by My neighbour. Would highly recommend!

Communication & Ordering process
10/10

Delivery (T/A) & Packaging
n/a

Items ordered
50mg x 50 sig-pharm Turinabol
2 x 275mg/ml renevex test e
2 x 20 tamoxifen
1 x 20 anfarm hellas clomid
1 x 50 renevex arimidex

I recommend shopping here!

NEIGHBOR STOLE THE PACK..NEVER USED THE ITEMS.. RECOMMENDS SHOPPING HERE!!

KAM1314's picture

His neighbor is 5'8" 240lbs and ripped....damn right he recommends that source!

Tron's picture

wonder how he know's his neighbor stole his pack lol ... who cares source is G2G!!

KAM1314's picture

If your neighbor gained 20lbs and kept walking by with a boner whenever your wife was around you wouldn't be a little suspicious? Lmao...you really cant make this shit up

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just pulled this from the Balkan pharmaceuticals, not a specific sources, Review page. this dude got the most craziest side effects from one weeks worth of test prop (a different sources not Balkan) than I have ever heard anybody ever claim lmao! and not to mention it was only taking 25mg everyday!

I've read the rave reviews about Balkan on this site and another board so I ordered it from my usual source. I ordered the Test suspension and it was garbage. I pinned 100mg per day and after a week noticed nothing at all. No edema, no aggression, no strength increase, no increased libido. I then used GP TNE (testosterone no ester), which is essentially test suspension, and got all of those effects within an hour . Stupidly, I read more rave reviews on this board and decided to try it again incase I got a bad batch or got it from an illegitimate source. I ordered the Balkan test prop from a top 5 source on here (with serial numbers, although they were faded) and pinned 100mg eod, which for me is twice as much as usual. After 10 days I noticed no effects at all. I then tried a different brand of test prop from "another source" at 50mg eod and started retaining water by day 2. By day 5, I was masturbating in the bathroom at work on my lunch break. By day 7, my bench incline bench went from 225lb x6 to 225lb x13. I've given this company two opportunities with two different products and they both delivered zero results compared to two competing brands.

*this is the best part

I then tried a different brand of test prop from "another source" at 50mg eod and started retaining water by day 2. By day 5, I was masturbating in the bathroom at work on my lunch break. By day 7, my bench incline bench went from 225lb x6 to 225lb x13.

come on! Are you fucking kidding me bro! you got all of these sides within one week of using 25mg a day!! ( "50mg eod") retaining water at day 2?? Usually people use prop specifically to not retain water. but even if he does retain water with prop come on day 2? Really?day five you were masturbating in the breakroom at work? I think you're just a pervert I don't think it was from the test at all lmao! and by day seven you basically more than doubled your reps from 6 to 13 on your bench press???? this is the one that pissed me off and made me put it here.I don't care if you are taking 400mg every day of prop, you're not going to double your bench press within a week. Or any exercise in that matter. let alone only taking 25md a day!!that 175mg a week!!this is the part where it becomes misleading and it's time to call them out.
thoughts anybody?

*BTW, anybody know anything about what happened to JT?

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Where's Jellotrip? (I think that was his tag) ... delete his account? If he were banned I'm pretty sure he would have a ban tag.. I always wondered what the anonymous tag meant.. I'm assuming it's just a deleted account but idk

P2i2t's picture

well my last account was wiped to anonymous as well after it was hacked into and used for the wrong reasons.so there are a couple reasons it will be wiped to anonymous. But mainly, when I have seen it, it is at their own request.

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Man, this isn't a review and not really a fan boy quote.. but look at what the guys complaining about lol.. this is what makes sources pull their hair out

Order# 669 - placed on Sunday, 4/26/15; sent donation on Monday, 4/27/15. I have not yet received any feedback other then my order update reflecting that the pmt info has been received. This is only 3rd business day since sending donation, and I realize that the delays probably haven't caught up to my order number as of yet. I'm just looking for a rough idea as to when my order should be shipped. Does anyone have any updates on the most recent order #'s shipped or received??

3 days guys.. 3 days and is wanting to know where his pack is...SMFH

rolltide3's picture

Bro that's why I spend a little extra and get my pack the day before I ordered it. What's five bucks more for such great service

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Spend a little extra cash and get mine the day BEFORE I ordered it

I had to re-read what you said there and I just busted out laughing..my wife sitting next to me just rolled her eyes at me "always on that damn steroid site!". Lol

270strength's picture

im in the same boat ,all you care bout is eroids lol

jimmycrackcorn's picture

lol my ole lady does the same thing. says its starting to be a problem...

Pale's picture

Try being a mod, my wife now hates eroids,lol

Tron's picture

(Darth) "Got to get some work done babe" ..( Darth's wife) " Like REAL work where you actually get paid for it or it that damn steroids site again?!!" lol!

GreenPointCrew.'s picture

Wasn't a mod but my wife hated too.

Tron's picture

Damn! this dude got banned with the quickness lol! he was all over the place and now.. well, he's no place. Seemed like a knowledgeable guy but idk.. he just popped up and start posting his pick on like every s.i. saying "I'm here to help!"

TheFlash85's picture

lol that was polish mob, aka p.mob, he will be back somewhere under a fake name.

Tron's picture

Oh shit lol! He's been banned a few times now huh?

Anonymous's picture

Lmao my gf says the same thing

vhman's picture

You use the "pre-cog" service as well!?! They're the best!

Anonymous's picture

3 days and he thinks there are shipping delays? Lol, some of these people must be used to having everything handed to them exactly when they want it.

Tron's picture

Just take a look at Soma's page.. man, there's a couple guys on there going fucking ballistic because of a few days and no pack and on guy's been waiting a week so he thinks he got scammed lol

Anonymous's picture

Yeah man its crazy. I dont see why people dont plan ahead, like they absolutely need the gear immediately lol. If I cant afford to wait at least 30 days before worrying about an order I feel like I waited too long to order. Gotta plan ahead in this game, but hell, I would wait an extra couple weeks past domestic t/a for some free shit lol

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Man, I've seen dudes that are finishing a cycle freaking out because they need the PCT stuff they JUST ordered .. and I'm thinking why the hell would you not of ordered that WITH the damn gear.. Like you said plan ahead or get behind.

Anonymous's picture

Lol then they scramble for some bullshit research chems and fuck themselves completely.

simonmagus84's picture

Oh man this made me laugh. Thank you.

Anonymous's picture

Hey the labels look great, everything must be gtg straight fiya!

muscles247 2 weeks ago NEW
I have used Hulk Body for over 3 years now placing God know how many orders with him. Everything has been top notch and I have only had 1 bad order out of over 10 or more.
Communication & Ordering process
I never had to communicate with hulk body cause I have always got my stuff on time!
Delivery (T/A) & Packaging
packaging was great! safe and secure!
Items ordered
I have bought almost everyone of hulk bodys orals and injectables so everything was on point except the test P 200 it left a bad PIP but hey don't they all?
Product effectivenes and experience
quality was awesome and the labels and everything looked great.
I recommend shopping here!

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I'm surprised they allowed this review
.No communication input (ok we get it you and Banner are good buds so you don't need to communicate YOU ALWAYS GET YOUR STUFF ON TIME!)

No specific T/A timing at all

doesn't talk about specific items .. He's used them all on the site

As far as effectiveness goes.. well there all just awesome!

Anonymous's picture

Dont forgot the awesome labels lol

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this is a review that somebody was clearly complaining that the DECA and eq we're both bunk because he did not see changes within 5 weeks.this is one I actually negged and then went to the discussion page to let him know why.

two stand out phrases

After 5 weeks that i realize i didn't take enough weight i change the source of the deca and eq and i have to say that i really feel the difference. i don't like to say that but the eq and deca was bunk, but in other hand, dianabol, anadrol, susta where really nice

so i was using 500mg deca and 600mg eq per week but i had to change the source because was not doing anything.

....AFTER 5 WEEKS USE!

and the review

1 month ago
This is a review about DP line that i bought 2 times during the promo in November or December, i don't remember well. I am still ON since January so i can review the products that i have been using. I used one of the packages and the other was for a friend

Communication & Ordering process
Communication was very well. Any question i had was resovled by euroking. This guy know very well how to do bussiness and how to treat his customers.Received tracking number soon and always got a reply before 24h

Delivery (T/A) & Packaging
The packages were super well done packaged. All came in a protective bubble sheets and inside of a box, discretly, no problem passing through customs.

Items ordered
PACKAGE 1

1 x DECA 300
2 x EQ 300
2 x SUST
2 x TEST E
3 x PRIMO
1 x MASTERON E
1 x DIANABOL
1 x ANADROL

PACKAGE 2

5 x TEST E
5 x DECA 300
2 x DIANABOL

Product effectivenes and experience
PACKAGE 1

I have been using starting the cycle the dianabol, anadrol, susta, deca and eq. After 5 weeks that i realize i didn't take enough weight i change the source of the deca and eq and i have to say that i really feel the difference. i don't like to say that but the eq and deca was bunk, but in other hand, dianabol, anadrol, susta where really nice. The oral kick me high, my strength increased quickly and i started to see myself fuller so fast. The sustanon also amazing, you can feel the little quantity of propionate so fast and the rest of the weeks you realize how susta is working inside of you. After some weeks i stopped the deca and continue with primo and masteron. Well i am using them for 4 weeks, 300 primo and 200 masteron e, so really i can't say yet something very important, but at the moment i can say that looks good, my skin start to be a bit dry, it happen to me when i use masteron. In resume i improve yes, but not like i expected. so i was using 500mg deca and 600mg eq per week but i had to change the source because was not doing anything.

PACKAGE 2
That review comes from my friend that we train together. He improved a bit, we think about the diet and the dianabol, so he was taking 6 pills per day and each one is made of 20mg, so a big quantity. He was using 750mg of Test E and 700mg of Deca and he didn't improve as he expected with this high quantities. So he is a bit disappointed with the products.

As you can see the problem looks to be or maybe better the problem looked to be in the test e and deca and eq, as people were mentioned in the discussion forum

Additional commentary
I recommend buy here, as euroking is good guy, very professional and always do what the said. In other hand i know is not his problem that some products of the DP line were not good. Another thing 1 vial of Primo arrived crashed, but euroking told me to boiled it in water and i did it and the thick particules inside become slighty again, but a few days after that particules come back with a bigger size. I still have thsi vial but i am not gonna use it, it can break my ass!.In resume i recommend buy here, but i advice be away from DP Line, you really get for what you are paying for. low quality, i don't know nowadays but the "batch lote" during november to january looks that was completly bunk, not only for me, for other users seems like the same

I recommend shopping here

another sentence to look at is this

As you can see the problem looks to be or maybe better the problem looked to be in the test e and deca and eq, as people were mentioned in the discussion forum

it is almost as though he already had his mind made up that they were bunk because of the things others were saying. therefore after five weeks he got impatient and just went with the conclusion that everybody else was.

also if you look he only bought a total of two vials of Eq...nobody is going to feel the difference and see the effects of eq after only two vials worth

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I have been using starting the cycle the dianabol, anadrol, susta, deca and eq.

Shit man.. Dbol and Anadrol as the kicker on this cycle??? That poor man's liver..

P2i2t's picture

For sure! His alt and ast levels are going to be the same as somebody with cirrhosis of the liver if he isn't running a top notch liv support protocol. And with as wreckless as he sounds chances are he's bare-assing it or doing bare minimum milk thistle protocol or something

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Even with liver support ... me personally will never run 2 orals. I did Tbol as a kicker to a test cycle once and ran var at the end and I could feel it take it's toll.. started to feel kind of groggy and almost sick. even got a little pain where the liver is located.. and I was on LIV52 as well as milk thistle.. never again will I do 2 orals and this guys is not only doing 2 orals but he's stacking them! and to add icing on the cake it's 2 of the most toxic fucking orals you can take!! I seriously hope he's alright. It's people that do shit like that and end up in the hospital that give aas a bad name.. then everyone hears about it and people start talking about "look what happens when you use steroids!"

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Excellent idea for having a place to post these reviews man! ..wonder if mods could post some of the reviews on here that they are going to delete before they delete them so we get a chance to see them and laugh as well? Lol

Anonymous's picture

I hope so, if I find any before they get deleted I will post them up lol

Tron's picture

I have a feeling this thread is going to fill up quick lol

P2i2t's picture

I think that's an excellent idea.somebody should definitely propose this to them.well, I'm sure they'll see this soon anyways ;-)

GATORNATION's picture

Usually if I get lucky and don't get what I order I recommend the source too. I mean who doesn't like the element of surprise?

WTF?!?