posted Sat, 07/26/2014 - 01:37
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-3 Ready for my first cycle
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5'7", 135lbs, 20%bf.
I'm 17 years old and my mum bought me a gym membership 2 weeks ago so I'm ready for my first cycle...
Thoughts?
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Holy crap is this for real
ya its about time you probably reach your maximum natural potential by now. You didi it right most guys start after 1 week in the gym we need more guys with commitment like you.
Amusing, but not hysterically funny.
He's edited this. It was a lot worse this morning.if u can tell by grimey and my reaction
Lol, I would start out with oral tren and go from there. Pinning sucks so you don't want to have to take the jabs at such a young age. Something that is a must when juicing at your age is to take all gear rectally. NEVER oral! Just lubricate your butthole with A 50/50 blend of Vicks vapor rub and icy hot and shove that shit right in your ass and then follow up with a vinegar and baking soda enema. This will help you absorb the gear. One thing to pay attention to is after applying the Vicks/icyhot enema if you feel any burning Abort! This means your body is too young for juice and you have to wait at least ten years to try it again.
Best of luck bro!
Not funny at all. Take this down the mods will not be so nice
gtfo
BeanieJust checking your sense of humour! ;-)
BeanieEdited. My apologies. Much insight gained.
BeanieWould it have been funny if I had 300+ karma and posted 10+ times per day?
BeanieGeez. Still losing karma... Maybe I should go back to Meso-Rx?
Bro...I wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy LMAO