This cycle is inspired by tread-m

If you look at him, he clearly knows what he's doing.. Thick black hair, so he has obviously practiced safe use of AAS to avoid hair loss. Even while aging his keeps a rock solid core and pecs.. not sure why thats the only part of his body that he shaves though. I have been blessed to be let in on this secret.

This is the new standard protocol for all the children out there whom are ready to take on the world, and start using steroids!

Week 1-12 red meat only

breakfast, lunch and dinner.

choices include (Filet, Steak & Roast Beef) -- its best to start with only a few compounds as a new user.

Cycle assist- Pro-biotics for your stomach.. your stomach and asshole will be taking a lot of strain on this cycle.. constant, thick shits.. its best to be prepared with a pro-biotic that has 5 billion + cultures just to be safe. Not sure a source on here sells them, but Walmart may be a viable option.

Side effects: colorectal cancer, several other cancers, cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and obesity but hey, FUCK IT you're gonna be bigger than EVERYONE after this..

for those who skimmed the top part colorectal cancer is anal cancer ouch.. better make sure you get your pro-biotics so your asshole doesn't have to work too hard.. convinced yet?

Of course with any cycle a proper post cycle is needed.

Post cycle : flintstone vitamins

week 12-16.. to get those vitamins back in your system you were lacking
-2 a day, split throughout. break in half for better absorption.

For advanced users, try Flintstone gummys/soft chews.

warning: Overdose symptoms may include severe stomach pain, vomiting, bloody diarrhea, coughing up blood, constipation, loss of appetite, hair loss, peeling skin, warmth or tingly feeling, changes in menstrual periods, weight loss, severe headache, muscle or joint pain, severe back pain, blood in your urine or stools, black and tarry stools, pale skin, easy bruising or bleeding, weakness, shallow breathing, weak and rapid pulse, pale skin, blue lips, and seizure (convulsions).

Do not take this medication with milk, other dairy products, calcium supplements, or antacids that contain calcium. Calcium may make it harder for your body to absorb certain ingredients of the multivitamin with iron.

Best of luck.. this will be the best looking 25 pounds you'll ever add!

I digress.

OJ - your favorite juice.