+ 1 Passed out while masturbating [serious]
Some background.
- Second week of my first cycle (I had done one before but it was over 10 years ago).
- Cycle: 500mg/wk (shot every 3.5 days)
- Nutrition on point at 20% over TDEE at 50/30/20, clean food.
- Had just started HCG at 500ui/wk earlier this week.
- Arimidex and Nolvadex on hand
Blood work results (taken one week in):
DHEAS: 415 (high)
ESTRADITOL: 93 (high)
FSH: 1.67 (low)
LH: 0.31 (low)
PROGRESTONE: 2.18 (high)
PROCTALINE: 21.7 (high)
CHOLESTEROL: 240 (high)
LDL: 103
HDL: 88
BP: ~120/80
High numbers probably due to the first week of Test E without AI/HCG. Had already gained 10 pounds water weight by the time I took the bloodwork. High Cholesterol probably due to the Ketogenic diet I was on prior to the cycle, note LDL is at normal levels and HDL is high which is protective. I'm at ~15% BF
Due to high EstraditoI and itchy nips I started on Arimidex .5mg EOD earlier this week, I also started on Nolvadex 20mg ED to help control it immediately. (Though I have stopped Nova as I read it should not be taken with Arimidex)
So here is what has me worried. Today I was masturbating and couldn't get to the finish line. Off cycle I tend not to masturbate, /r/NoFap, don't watch porn. But on cycle that is just impossible. Earlier in the week I had been masturbating 2-3x a day on some days due to the the high T. So I'm there trying to get somewhere with this and you know when you just can't seem to finish so you get tired and agitated but power through cause its just out of reach, well all of a sudden I feel this flush over me and I just have to lay down right there on the carpet. I don't remember much, dunno if I passed out or not as my memory is blank for a min there. One thing I rememeber is thinking that my heartbeat is way too slow, I feel like after a session like that I should have my heart beating out of my chest, but I feel slow concentrated heartbeats instead, like. thump..........thump..........thump. After some time laying there I stand up and I'm confused feeling like there is something important i need to be thinking about. Like I had forgotten why I laid down. Had tunnel vision and found it hard to concentrate. I stumble straight to bed. My extremities were feeling cold, clear signs of low blood pressure. I take a blood pressure reading using a portable wrist device I've been using that had been giving me ~120/80 previously and I'm at 109/66. Then take it again in a few mins and its 102/60. I google about raising blood pressure on my phone, and so I go to make a coffee, put the cup on the microwave, then come back to bed to wait for it to heat up and take my BP again and I'm at 129/90, just from standing up.
Called the doctors, they came and took my BP, and listened to my heart and lungs. They told me I'm fine, that my heart sounds fine and my BP reading is normal, that even at the ranges I measured it was still within normal ranges. That it looks like it was a temporary thing. No signs of problems.
I have in the past (after my first cycle) done a full workup on my cardiovascular system and heart, even did an Echocardiogram and it all came back fine, but who knows, maybe they just didn't detect anything overtly wrong. All day today I have been feeling lethargic and weak and I'm afraid of doing any strenuous activity due to something like this happening again.
I'm taking this pretty seriously. After some googling I have surmised that I just had an Arrhythmia and I'm planning on stopping the cycle asap. Need some advice from you guys, as there is a possibility that this is just something that happens maybe due to Arimidex or Nolva sides and I may be blowing it out of proportion? Or should I cut my losses now to be safe?
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I don't know what all the haters down below problem is.....jealously it's obvious u suffer from b.u.s. it's no joke. Big unit syndrome is a serious diese. It affects only five percent of men. I pass out often as all the blood rushes from my head to my big unit.sounds like u have a borderline b.u.s. since this is the first time. Me I'm full blown b.u.s. Research bro and don't let the jealously get to u
Ya, I've been looking for the right surgeon to perform unit reduction. When I'm on stage I'm always nervous bro. Can you imagine? In front of cameras? If the OP is suffering from the same thing I'll let him know what I find out.
I feel your pain. My back is like a sixty year old carrying this big unit around. Please let us know what u find out sir
RustyhookerLow karma means lack of helping on the board and not intellect. Negative karma below 0 sure tells a tale.
You vaso vagel response can happen. Keep jacking off. BREATH DUMMY!
On scene we find folks passed out simply from taking a dump. Push too hard, hold breath...boom. Tattoo parlors...pain...vast and pass out.
Fix your cholesterol buddy. Handle your estro too. Lil high.
Lol the "breath dummy" made me spit a little of my water I was drinking. Well put sir!
The negative karma is due to the first post I made on this board not long ago asking a technical question about frontloading/kickstarting using steroid graph examples. I was expecting an intellectual discussion on the topic instead what I got was self-described helpful people trying to give me all sorts of unsolicited advice on nutrition, my cycle plan, and workout strategy all assuming I was completely incompetent based on my current weight (which is not due to lack of experience, I'm 35 started BB in college, but from having taken years off from an RSI injury on forearms and losing all muscle mass except what I could retain due to muscle memory). I thanked people for the advice, told them I did not need help in any of those areas and to stay on-topic, but nobody would believe anything I said. The outcome was having all my comments downvoted to hell by the mean girl clique. Not unlike what happened in this thread.
RustyhookerIt gets difficult working on forums and someone that's new posts up an advanced type cycle when the food and gym needs first attention.
It's like going to buy a new car with no licence.
And with the above posted story, which should have been posted in off topic, how can one be taken seriously?
You won't see steroid regulars making a post about slipping off mid jack and blacking their eyes. Vaso can happen to anyone at any age. But if you want to be taken seriously, step back and work on wording. I'd still bet a five that it was written as a joke gone bad.
You called the "doctors" and they came to YOU and checked your vitals!?! Are you a time traveler from the 1950's??? We're these "doctors" who made this housecall part of some spank-patrol!?! Sounds comprehensive!
I live in Peru and I have insurance, they come to me. Empirical evidence keeps showing me that this board is full of whinny little bitches with trust issues. If you got nothing to contribute to the topic at hand, kindly fuck the fuck off.
Raising serious doubt about your dubious story is quite the addition to this fabrication. You're welcome.
Now who is trolling? Here is my bloodwork, https://imgur.com/a/4CTzT You will notice those are the same values that I posted in the OP. You will also notice its in Spanish, and if you google the clinic's name you will get an address in Lima, Peru. How is that for congruence? Surely with the evidence presented you now realize this is not a fabrication right? Wrong, you will come up with some excuse why its fake. That's how mental diseases work.
I already got an answer for what this may have been from the couple of adults here who had the capacity to take my problem seriously. So there is no need to further respond.
Thanks for the permission to respond or not.
True or not, your post is a complete joke and a waste of time and doesn't belong on the top aas site on the Internet. The fact the you made an issue of being light headed after wacking it shows you have the decision making abilities of a child.
Regardless, please move on and if you're going to continue here, post something or add something that's worth our time. Good luck.
TronLOL.. is he negging all your posts? wonder if he knows he doesn't have enough karma for it to deduct anything...
FYI: Voting buttons don't work when you don't have positive karma. Was not me, but I agree with the sentiment.
It's called pussy negging. Sounds like something you'd be down with it.
It's called disagreeing with bad arguments. That's what the buttons are there for.
Bro, actually, disagreeing with you is not an excuse for me to neg you. If that were what the buttons were for the whole of eroids would be a collection of red badges with negative numbers.
Very true. Only asinine behavior and aggressive language to others warrants a negative vote.
That pretty much sums up your contribution to this thread. So that sounds about right.
Yes. From the guy who posted thesis whole mess... Regardless, best of luck in your future masterbation efforts champ! We all wish you the best.
Your repressed rage is showing again. May want to get that checked.
Probably due to the childish way he carries himself then.
Bro, with this view of the board, you will be in the red zone a long time. I have a book for you to read that could change your life and the way you see others. It's a classic. It was written by Dale Carnegie and first published in 1936 titled, "How to Win Friends and Influence People."
I own the book. Have read it many times throughout the years. I would recommend you read the 48 Laws of Power if you want to know why I did not try making friends here. Pretty much the second I started being ridiculed for masturbation and auto-erotic asphyxiation by the children here is the second I realized this board was not for me. Hence the bridge burning comments.
Yeaahhhh! I have a dialog with someone. Please like me!!!
C'mon, cheer up. I don't have a problem with you nor do a lot of other folk.
:-) it's all good my friend.
If you look up, I think you will like my suggestion for a good book for the OP to read.
It's perfect. I have doubts that the OP will agree though.
Yea, the tears and mucus has been great! I hope I recover. I may need counseling.
Losing consciousness is not a joke. Grow up.
Bro, I've read this thread through more than I wanted to. I don't think what you experienced has anything whatsoever to do with your cycle at all. It does sound as if you might have some new medical condition that is just surfacing coincidentally while you are on cycle. This is something you should continue to talk with your doctor about if it is bothering you, but blaming it on anabolics may be a very bad idea indeed. The next time this happens you could be off-cycle and behind the wheel of a car.
I agree with this 100%. One day after I pinned Deca for the first time I broke out in an allergic reaction that sent me into full blown anaphylactic shock. I passed out in the gym, had to be taken to the ER in an ambulance and hit with an epi pen because my airwaves were closing. My initial thought was that it HAD to have something to do with the Deca because I have never had any known allergies and it happened less than 24 hours after my first pin of Deca. I had a full blown allergy test a few days later and it turns out that I am allergic to Tide laundry detergent. I never used Tide, but earlier in the week I used my girlfriends Tide and when I wore clothes with it on them in the gym while I was sweating, it allowed the Tide to seep into my pores and that is when shit got real.
Point is- chances are this is unrelated to gear. You need a full blown health workup/physical
Thanks, planning on doing this.
RustyhookerBelongs in off topic.
Try not pulling the belt so hard. Auto-erotic asphyxiation is nothing to mess around with.
I can hold my breath underwater for 30 or so seconds. Never passed out. For this to have been due to auto-erotic asphyxiation I would have to been holding my breath on purpose for an extended period like that, and that is just not what happened.
Hmm. After reading some of your recent posts I can't tell if you are serious or not. Kinda sounds like you either were straining so hard you "flexed-out" or maybe had a Vasovagal episode. Google it and look at the symptoms. I had an uncle have a Vasovagal attack at a family lunch and it was pretty scary. It looked like he was having a stroke. Ambulance was called and he went to the hospital, but docs said he was in perfect health.
Ohh this looks like it might have been it. Gonna do further research on this. Thanks.
mouth on a stick ill message @IrishMack my sicilian mafia bro
lmao
Your brain got worried that you were literally about to rip it off and hit the emergency shutdown button
TronI am dying right now, lmao...
Did we really need to know that detail?????
Edited my post and removed some detail for the more sensitive.
Sensitive isn't a way I'd describe myself, but I think you could have skipped the more graphic detail and posted up your bloods to get a more balanced response. Maybe just your sense of humour, but maybe that way people would have taken it more seriously?
Posted my bloodwork as an imgur album link on a comment near the bottom of the page, or second tab.
WANKER! you probably held your breath, lack of oxygen to brain the sam as when doing heavy weights, dumb ass.
Fuck off. Respect the serous nature of this post.