-4 Need advice from some knowledgeable veterans.
I'm not here to shoot the shit and argue wether or not I should try steroids at my age I've read up on this for about 6 months now so I finally turned 18, 4 days ago so I made an account on here to ask some pretty broad yet Important questions seeing as some of you are very generous with advice (there's a few others I noticed that like to bash newbies as if they've never been in their place). So here it goes. I wanna bulk, I don't care so much for increasing my strength because I'm quite happy with how strong I am (small background I did MMA since I was 6 up till I was 17 so I'm pretty happy with where I'm at strength wise BUT with that being said I'm not "pleased" with how 9 years of training PHYSICALLY looks, in laymans terms I look like a bitch which really does suck. I'm not here to blow air up my ass but I've taken down people nearly double my weight in tournaments but to ME I look like I'd struggle trying to wrestle a dead dog so as you can guess I'm not entirely thrilled with a leaner look, I know there's room to improve my strength and mostly likely it'll happen maybe a lot or not much at all but it will happen someway if I work out, but I need to know what to use where to purchase it how much of it to use and how often. You vets out here have a hell of a lot of good advice in some of the forums I've read but I'd like to personally address this on my own. I could easily go to the sketchy douche at my gym and get something but I'd rather ask someone that knows what there doing rather than a walter white wanna be.
I'm sorry if I sound like I'm talking out of my ass it's about 4:02 am and I just got out of work so I'm pretty fucking tired, good morning to anyone waking up and replying to my forum, it's much appreciated.
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"I'm not here to shoot the shit and argue wether or not I should try steroids at my age I've read up on this for about 6 months now so I finally turned 18, 4 days ago so"
Go buy a pack of cigarettes or something, youre a baby. go live your life before you try to end it
Hope this kid doesn't plan on falling in love one day and having children without going through hell trying to get his balls working again if he can at all. Take it from me I been there . Starting that young and I'm sure once it starts it will continue is a recipe for disaster for your life when you get older .
TigerbloodwinnerSteroids aside let's talk MMA ..... if after 10years of even "decent" training you should be incredibly conditioned. Not exactly strong, but you should be at least very lean and fast.... if not and you look like "a bitch" all scrawny and squishy, then your problem is you are not training and dieting/feasting hard enough.... more leg workouts will unlock natural gh and test.... leg workouts, heavy, plus protein and obnoxious amounts of oatmeal, pasta and rice and potatoes if you want size. Either way at 18 hormonally speaking you will suffer more sides than your 28 year old counter part. Your body is just too.... squishy. Your muscles and the systems of your body aren't aged enough to fully utilize the hormones you wanna abuse anyway. I'm sure you'll do it anyways....
Testrogen_PropC...18 yrs old eh? I can only imagine what's it's going to be like in the year 2026. "Hi guys I just turned 6 and I'm ready for my first steroid cycle. I'm going to run 8 grams of gear for 104 weeks and I'm going to take vitamin C for my PCT"
Shakin mah gat damn head
At you age steroids wont get you anywhere, they will possibly permanently damage you.
That has to be some kind of record!
no. Not going to happen. Not while I'm a mod. No use and waiting for your reply as you have your mind made up. Well so is mine. Good luck with your goals and future.
"I know there's room to improve my strength and mostly likely it'll happen maybe a lot or not much at all but it will happen someway if I work out, but I need to know what to use where to purchase it how much of it to use and how often."
Use the gym and use the stove and refrigerator in your kitchen as well as the cabinets. You can purchase a gym membership just about anywhere and the kitchen equipment as well. You could also ask your Mom to cook more meals for you maybe even your big sister.
I'm sorry if I sound like I'm talking out of my ass it's about 10:55 am and I have been at work for a few hours so I'm pretty fucking tired,
Nahh!................ me neither.
Looks like that is your only option, if you get lucky and the said "sketchy douche" has got any level of intelligence he may give you the best advice available and tell you not to use Steroids yet........ then again he may advise massive amounts of Insulin and Human Growth Hormone... DNP +T3, Lasiks and all the other exotics?
Who knows you may live or Die, or end up crippled or something fun like that lol.... i bet being Diabetic and having a totally wrecked Thyroid and HPTA is funny shit at 18yrs old.
I,m not your Dad........... do what you want kid!... but you wont be getting any nails to help build your coffin from eroids switched on members.
I,m sorry if i sound like i am talking out my ass... but ive seen all this crap a fkn million times and more!............. i also have some serious Bodybuilders to coach so i have to run ....... seeya.
Nope. Bad idea.
Like Vike's last post, Oh well...Just SMFH. My neck is getting sore.
Yep ;(
your stats are extremely unimpressive and you're in no state to be touching steroids. this is based on you being so under weight and ONLY 18. you start your intro by basically saying; I am a child who is aware of being too young to touch steroids yet I've made my mind up and am not going to listen to any justifiable reasoning.
you think you are an exception to the rule. you're going to damage yourself. im.not going to waste my time being nice and replying 10 times trying to talk sense into you. it's clear you have a know it all bitchy attitude. if you want to convert this into a thread about what to eat, I as well as many other great guys will assist you with that.
Eat a lot of food and train hard and forget AAS. I started serious training at age 18 weighting 175lb. No steroids, no fancy food supplements. 4 1/2 years later I weighted 275lb! With visible abs. I put on 100lb naturally.
You claim that you've "read up on this for 6 months", yet this is your question!?!:
You obviously read that we don't give advice on aas to those under 18, yet you're still demanding advice.
I'm sure this will will fall in deaf ears, but your test levels are basically as high as they would be on cycle. Learn to diet (bulk), exercise, rest, etc. you'll get help on that, but nothing else.
Wanna talk about nutrition and training I can help. Wanna talk about AAS there's the door
OP: "I have done all the research and I know what I'm doing so all I need to know is what do I use, where do I get it, and how do I run it."
lol seriously?
I take aas to feel 18 again. Guess what, you are 18! You don't need them your body makes plenty of testosterone as it is.....
https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/forum-rules/the-rules
unreal89Please listen to these guys below if not you will most deffinetly regret it.
Richard.SimmonsSorry to young to be using AAS. No advice will be giving. Other than your to young to be using AAS.
bigmurphDon't run gear you will regret it in the future when you're like my dumbass that didn't even know that if you hold out your gains will be so much better.
Also the fact that your dick isn't going to work properly and you at 18 have a good chance for gyno.
Your going to do what you want but take these words of advice seriously
Also I believe that you train extremely hard for mma and you want to add size you need to just up your food intake cals,carbs,fats. You will gain size fast your body just needs the fuel.
"I'm not here to shoot the shit and argue wether or not I should try steroids at my age I've read up on this for about 6 months now so I finally turned 18"
Dude, this is not going to go well.
If you had seriously "read up on this for 6 months" you'd know that you're not going to get steroid advice here.
It sounds like you already know how to train, now learn how to eat. At 18 you've got the gift of some seriously high natty test levels. Eating is the only thing that will help you.
There is a guy on here, makwa is his name, check out his forum posts about diet and training, very informative. Put all your energy into learning how your body reacts to food.
Good luck