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MY PRECIOUS the hobbits penis stole it

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Backbacon's picture

Bro… I ain’t never wanted to be a hobbit so bad in my LIFE. If they selling hobbit meat jewelry and it’s this good, SIGN ME UP. I need the whole collection. I need the Limited Edition Gandalf Girth Masterpiece. I need the Frodo Finesse XL. I’m tryna be dripped out in Middle-Earth meat magic. WHERE’S THE BUY BUTTON.

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Maybe don’t post pictures soon?

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SimonM84's picture

Greg should be a stand up comedian. I imagine a fusion between Carlin and Gipson with the physique of Hugh Jackman in the movie Logan specifically.

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LMAO! Amazing. Let us know how the hobbit penis rings workout for you. You're prob about to get massive.

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Izzy75's picture

Stop! You're going to ruin LOTR for me.

Use something related to Star Wars, I don't care too much for intergalactic incest relationships. Something along the lines of light saber dildos or furries sex orgy with Chewbacca and Ewoks. Jabba the Hutt giving a gaping hole to Jar Jar Binks.

Just leave Frodo alone.

DeeMan's picture

Jabba the Hutt lol. Out of all 3 which is your favorite part? For me I don't know. New Hope set the standard though

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For me Return of the Jedi is sort of special because there's a little history behind seeing this movie. First of all it was the first movie that I saw at the theater so that was awesome. Not only that but my sister who was a 15 year old rebel at the time, gave my parents a fake story of taking me to eat ice-cream because back then going to the theater was some sort of sin among religious people and my parents were very devoted church people. So we went walking a distance of like 10 miles to the only theater in the area back in 1983. It was an adventure that I will never forget. Good times.

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Yes probably the best I agree. Damn good times. Won't see a group of kids walking to the movies nowadays

Sithx66's picture

Hey hey hey dont drag Star Wars into this mess!

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Izzy75's picture

A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are the ones that I'm a fan of. After that I lost interest.
Same happened with the Hobit movies, I have started to watch them like 20 times and it's just not the same as the original 3 movies.
The series called The Rings of Power is very good and have the same feel as the original movies.

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I had those on vhs the box was sic. I watched them when I was very young. I saw episodes 1,2 , and 3 in theatres. Everything about Revenge of the sith just hits the spot. My son also loves Star Wars and my youngest daughter too. I’ve bonded with my kids over these movies. Last 3 o watched in theatres but haven’t seen them since.

I was in mex for about 5-6months and saw two towers. We didn’t have cell phone over there or a way to call and it caused us to miss our flight back lmao. I got beat sideways for that but completely worth it.

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Izzy75's picture

Yea, I always thought that I really never gave the newer movies a fair chance. I've been wanting to watch the whole saga and do like a whole weekend movie marathon, but I'm waiting for my kid to have a few more years. I also want to have that bonding moment and make it "our thing" sort of thing.

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Man I loved those 2 early ones as a kid, Chewbacker was my favourite character. Use to have loads of toys from the films too like the light sabers and those big walking robots!!! Luke Caaawwwww I am your Father Caaaawwwww

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I still have faint memories of watching the FIRST Star Wars movie (which is Episode IV btw) with my dad in the theater when it came out....think I was 4 or 5 at time. Line went around the building at the only theater in town.
Still a life long fan despite all the Mark Hamill BS.......

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Izzy75's picture

For sure that's the most memorable and important line in the whole saga.

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