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AK80Just use a damn shoe string or rubber band lol
MY PRECIOUS the hobbits penis stole it
Bro… I ain’t never wanted to be a hobbit so bad in my LIFE. If they selling hobbit meat jewelry and it’s this good, SIGN ME UP. I need the whole collection. I need the Limited Edition Gandalf Girth Masterpiece. I need the Frodo Finesse XL. I’m tryna be dripped out in Middle-Earth meat magic. WHERE’S THE BUY BUTTON.
Maybe don’t post pictures soon?
Greg should be a stand up comedian. I imagine a fusion between Carlin and Gipson with the physique of Hugh Jackman in the movie Logan specifically.
LMAO! Amazing. Let us know how the hobbit penis rings workout for you. You're prob about to get massive.
Stop! You're going to ruin LOTR for me.
Use something related to Star Wars, I don't care too much for intergalactic incest relationships. Something along the lines of light saber dildos or furries sex orgy with Chewbacca and Ewoks. Jabba the Hutt giving a gaping hole to Jar Jar Binks.
Just leave Frodo alone.
Jabba the Hutt lol. Out of all 3 which is your favorite part? For me I don't know. New Hope set the standard though
For me Return of the Jedi is sort of special because there's a little history behind seeing this movie. First of all it was the first movie that I saw at the theater so that was awesome. Not only that but my sister who was a 15 year old rebel at the time, gave my parents a fake story of taking me to eat ice-cream because back then going to the theater was some sort of sin among religious people and my parents were very devoted church people. So we went walking a distance of like 10 miles to the only theater in the area back in 1983. It was an adventure that I will never forget. Good times.
Yes probably the best I agree. Damn good times. Won't see a group of kids walking to the movies nowadays
Hey hey hey dont drag Star Wars into this mess!
A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are the ones that I'm a fan of. After that I lost interest.
Same happened with the Hobit movies, I have started to watch them like 20 times and it's just not the same as the original 3 movies.
The series called The Rings of Power is very good and have the same feel as the original movies.
I had those on vhs the box was sic. I watched them when I was very young. I saw episodes 1,2 , and 3 in theatres. Everything about Revenge of the sith just hits the spot. My son also loves Star Wars and my youngest daughter too. I’ve bonded with my kids over these movies. Last 3 o watched in theatres but haven’t seen them since.
I was in mex for about 5-6months and saw two towers. We didn’t have cell phone over there or a way to call and it caused us to miss our flight back lmao. I got beat sideways for that but completely worth it.
Yea, I always thought that I really never gave the newer movies a fair chance. I've been wanting to watch the whole saga and do like a whole weekend movie marathon, but I'm waiting for my kid to have a few more years. I also want to have that bonding moment and make it "our thing" sort of thing.
Man I loved those 2 early ones as a kid, Chewbacker was my favourite character. Use to have loads of toys from the films too like the light sabers and those big walking robots!!! Luke Caaawwwww I am your Father Caaaawwwww
I still have faint memories of watching the FIRST Star Wars movie (which is Episode IV btw) with my dad in the theater when it came out....think I was 4 or 5 at time. Line went around the building at the only theater in town.
Still a life long fan despite all the Mark Hamill BS.......
For sure that's the most memorable and important line in the whole saga.