posted Sat, 03/16/2024 - 16:15
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Best preworkout cocktail
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Fellow beefcakes… what’s a great juicy cocktail that yall like to use as a preworkout rocket fuel additive and at what doses? Low dose dick pill for pump, test p for that extra umphhh, tren a for the extra fuck all yall? Thanks in advanced!!!!
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-D-Bol 2 hours prior
-Overnight oats w/protein 1.5 hours out
-Ghost pre workout sip on an hour out till gym time
-5 minutes out meditate on when my dad will get back from the store
Gym time
-Lift like a demon possessed by a honey badger.
2 to 3 hours before workout 1 tsp of sodium bicarbonate and 1 tsp of Himalayan salt in a cup of water. Chased with some amino acids.
Stuff called I am God by insane labs
Melt one Halls Menthol cough drop into four ounces of hot water
Add two fat scoops of instant coffee
Slam
Get it in
Not a tin of warmed baked beans bud?
There’s steps to follow Press. You eat the beans first, then piss in the can, warm the piss in order to recover your crashed gear, post your girlfriend drinking the piss on Onlyfans, and then make sure you tell her to save some so you can make your preworkout cocktail
But the greedy lil bitch drinks it all, like you knew she would, so you just melt some snow in the tin for your coffee
You guys get snow in the UK??? LMAO
Jesus yeah during the winter months we do, just a little island in the middle of the sea mate with no shelter from anything. We get all the heatwaves from the African deserts blowing over too.
I’m stateside big dog. I don’t think they’d ever even let my set foot in the UK
Damn, I've been doing it all wrong - I was taking the beans out first then putting them all back in after the piss, that's what must of been giving them the funny taste!
Lmao! I don’t believe that for a second Press…. You knew what you were doing
Damn, you’re NOT PLAYING AROUND, ARE YOU?
WELL, LEAST YOURE READY FOR THE DAY!!!
So I’ve been experimenting trying to find what gives me the best workout and so far my favorite is either tne mixed with injectable anadrol or just regular oral anadrol plus 7.5mga cialis.
One scoop of full as fuck from 5% nutrients and some var if your on cycle, and skull fuck smelling salts for that slap to the face. all I use, the pumps are deathly but you feel like charging through a wall.
I've never like the geeked out feeling that I get from stimulants. They're great for pre-work out but I don't like the way they make me feel overall. Unless I'm at a club/concert. I always feel like when I'm running gear, the gear is enough in itself to give me the motivation/energy to workout, I usually have some fast acting carbs and some black coffee before hand. As far as PEDs go... Mtren, tren base, and anadrol are my favorites.
I’m a big fan of TNE when I need the extra jolt.
Jrihard89intake by axle and sledge
Pump2 by raw for 6g of glycerol
Dash of pink salt in it.
Honestly, I don’t need anything insane to get going in the gym. Shouldn’t need nor want to have to use a whole drug to get going in the gym. Just more drugs, sounds horrible.z
This is hands down the best pre work out combo I’ve ever taken
Beta-Alanine , L-Carnitine and sodium bicarbonate
all taken together 30mins before training… try it and lmk what you think
Ya NO xplode has the sodium bicarbonate in it. I just got it yesterday and it was ok, I’m gunna try two scoops tho. Idk what’s the reasoning behind it but I’ve heard a lot of guys say baking soda is good
I'm gonna give that a go one of these days.
Honestly try it … 2 caps of beta alanine 2 caps L-carnitine 2 big table spoons of bicarb…. You get this weird tingling through your body feels sort of like adrenaline then the pumps are insane like crazy insane
What's the dosage on the l-carnitine caps.
1000mg
Adrenaline has to be the best pre-workout there is lol
How you get it is up to you though, argument with a woman, online stranger or do a Crank and get an epinephrine addiction lol
I found some epipen kits on my brother's gear from Iraq/Afghanistan, it was like 15 years past it's expiration date. You know I still tried shooting that shit.
You use to be able to buy that stuff from sources but I haven't seen it in a few years now. Didn't the nutters use to do Aspirin, Epinephrine and Caffeine all together about 5 years ago?
Do you mean the oldskool eca stack? Thats ephedrine that they were selling. Never heard of anyone doing epinephrine as pre work-out, it wouldn't make sense anyway because the effect lasts only a few minutes.
Yeah thats the one - ephedrine!! I knew someone on here who used it all the time. I get all that stuff mixed up.
Stackers back when they had ephedrine lol. Black beauties were intense
Both are recipe for a heart attack lmao.
@press1.
I just saw the Powerlifter Smelling Salts on a site. What the hell does that do for ya?
There ammonia o basically I think it just burns the fuck out of your nose and wakes you the fuck up
Will turn your stomach over and make you wish you didn't just use them. Imo
Basically wakes you up real quick and gets you focused as they are so strong in smell - I tried them about 5 or 6 years back before deads PR's but man they made me feel more bad than good LMAO I have a theory that if you are in a good enough state physically to get the lift, then you will be mentally primed and there will be enough natural adrenaline flowing around you anyway to get it if you are strong enough on the day. When you aren't full of adrenaline and ready to go its normally because your CNS is not yet up to it and you are still fatigued. If you are still fatigued then its very hard to produce adrenaline.
Baking soda
anvilCialis, 5150, ATP, VAR, GH
Pumps, energy, ATP is for ATP lol, VAR cause I like it. What is yours??
I like IGF-LR3. Don’t know if it’s psychosomatic, but im always pushing my normal boundaries, and feel a lot stronger when I pin 20 units before a workout.
Just ordered hgh for the first time, ready for the journeyy
How much you plan on running and for how long ? What you looking to get out of it ?
@Stokes500 Going start off low while I cut weight probably 2-2.5iu a day after waking and before fasted cardio for the recovery,sleep and fatloss benifits then after I get my ablation done and start my next cycle I want to be a monster. I'm going to incorporate igf 4 weeks on 4 weeks off 50/50/75/100mcg post workout and bump up the growth to 5iu a day, split wake up and pre workout. I plan on running the growth for 7 months. And my cycle will be 14 weeks. 500mg test e 400mg deca per week, 20mg superdol for Kickstart as long as I can handle it, 50mg provi a day. Pct will be clomid and Nolvadex, 100/100/50/50. 40/40/20/20.
Gonna do my first GH run in a bit at 2-2.5iu’s. What can I expect from it? I also got 200iu’s of them total. Sorry if it’s a dumb question.
At 2 iu it’s more a long term commitment and your just looking at better complexation and if your BF is low enough slightly better definition . That dose in my opinion is just for overall health and anti aging purposes.
You want to put any muscle mass on or make drastic noticeable improvements to your physique , then I would be running 5 + iu a day .. I’m currently running 8iu my self with CJC and also some other stuff we don’t talk about on here. In all honesty I would not run 200iu at 2.5 iu unless your going to buy more kits and run it long term
I'll only be on the low end for a month, I'm working my way up in the month so that I can try to avoid immediate side effects and possible lessen them. But it will be Ling term for sure.
Fair play mate
You’re going to love it
What’s it like and at what dose are you running it?