Yes, I'm opening up this can of worms. Even though my wife, sisters, and other estrogen that surround me belittle me on the topic, I cannot sit down no more! I love my wife to death, but why she and thousands of other woman care about what these TV stars are doing I'll never know! Soaps have been around for a long ass time. WHY?? No clue. They are boring as hell. Even when I was a young boy, I remember coming home from school and there would be my mother and grandma, glued to the fucking tv watching soaps with handkerchiefs in each hand. I would always be pissed because they were watching tv on the old knob rabbit ear television set that had my original Nintendo hooked up too! My wife is a BIG soap nut. She has tons of boxes in storage of newspaper clippings, magazines and other memorabilia from her favorite soap stars and shows. I could never get into a soaps. I get as far as the opening credits and I get up to go do something. Fucking 2 minutes of my life wasted. I would rather pull out my eye from it's socket and poke it with a thumb tack!
Then we have the wonderful world of reality shows. So, I ask you......Why the fuck would I care what the Kardashian Family is doing or what drama spills from the Real Beverly Hills Step Mothers???? They don't fucking ask about me, so why the fuck should I give 2 cents about them??? My wife, sisters, and a few of our female cousins love "Keeping Up With the Kardashians." They record countless hours on Tevo and will watch whatever they can absorb! It is just mind boggling to me. I couldn't even bare watching the sex tape let alone put myself through an hour of these idiots. Listening to Kim and Courtney talk is worse then scratching the chalk board with your fingernails! I think I would rather watch Pamala and Tommy Lee instead....and even that sex tape was fucking shocking! The Kardashians are like her idols. She acts like at times she just had lunch with them that day! The big kick in the ass was last year when my wife and mom in law went to LA and they went to the DASH store. They wanted to go see Kim and fucking Klohe. Our family are pretty well to do, but they wouldn't even serve them! Yup, walked in, and the bitch at the front desk said if you don't even bother spending about $20 grand, you're not welcome inside. So fuck the Kardashians and the only thing I'm keeping up, is the bet I'm taking with some of my cousins for when one of them gets a divorce. Oh and wouldn't you know it, the mom is currently divorcing Bruce. Well....HA! But my wife still adores them for whatever strange reason. My wife watches a few more other shows but I fucking couldn't tell you what they are. I'm pretty much "Roid Rage" with high blood pressure and don't have the patience to sit for hours and watch stupid shit. She used to watch John and Kate Plus 8 when it was in it's hey day, but listening to eight little bastards squabble didn't test my patience out too well either. I didn't mind watch "Little People Big World", but sometimes that got too depressing.
The biggest fucking joke of a Reality show is the fucking Honey Boo Boo! That show is a fucking joke. Watching a pig shit, then lay and roll around in it, pretty much sums up Honey Boo Boo. I thank God at least my wife doesn't watch this one because if she did I would have to divorce her. This show is child exploitation at it's best, but everyone says it's adoreable, and is a tear jerker. In case you have been living under a rock, Honey Boo Boo is a fucking story of a 1,000 pound blob mother raising her 200 pounder of a daughter, and they live in the sticks. This girl has been in beauty pageants. Win, lost, don't know, don't give a fuck. All I know is that she talks to her belly button and folds her belly over her navel and imitates it talking. Everyone says it's so cute. Me.....I find it deeply disturbing. What makes me barf is for whatever reason I don't know, but whenever they interview the mother for her comments they gotta get a fucking close-up of her huge fucking dinosaur of a head! All you see on the screen is her hair, down to her fourth chin, no neck. Nice mug shot there Godzilla!
So from my ranting, if woman weren't so focused on stupid soaps and reality tv shows, I believe they would be less judgmental. They see all these unrealistic women with DDD fake titties and high heel with bitchy attitudes with no brains. So yeah I fucking guess so all these women say they gotta look like that! That is not a real woman. I bitch about my wife and she does put up a lot of shit with me lol, but she at least is a real woman. My wife is beautiful and petite. No need for botox or fake titties. I'll take her wierd sense of humor, and jiggles in all the right places than a woman who has no intelligence (common sense mostly), fake smile, plastic anywhere inside her body, and only eats a peanut and complains she ate too much. If you have a real woman, I tip my hat to ya!