posted Sun, 08/13/2017 - 10:09
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Has anyone had a vasectomy here on eroids? Well I got one done Friday at 1130 am It went smooth other than the doc accidentally got the lidocaine in my blood stream it made me very sick.
Well my question is did anyone have any stomach pains afterwards? It literally feels like I'm being kicked in the balls over and over again. This was a decision my wife and I made we got three kids and we decided we wanted no more lol
If anyone has just share your experience on here regarding all post operative pains and things like that.
or 4 if anyone is considering and has questions feel free to ask I'll run you through my whole experience
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I had one, didnt work. Told me my body healed itself. Not going through that again...
Ain't that a bitch... Wolverine has the same problem, so you're in good company.
Just recently had mine in February, went in on friday back at work monday. Little discomfort and pain but nothing unmanageable the only real issue was that when i started "wrassling" with the wife again orgasm was a kind of dull feeling like i couldnt quit reach the peak of the mountain but its all back to normal now and from what i read its actually pretty common. 6 year old and 10 month old twins man all boys...im done!
Yup all three of mine are boys as well with adhd I refuse to medicate them with amphetamines so they are off the walls lmfao so far my orgasms relieve the stomach pains for a few hours so that's a plus mine feel more sensitive and stronger. They paperwork said there would be no change however I feel like my libido is up which is good for me cause I have erections problems from doing dumb shit and frying my hpta I'm in range for my age but I sit at the low end 311 was my last bloods after pct and I'm only 27 years old
I always contributed adhd to kids being kids SOME parents just dont wanna "parent"..lol..my 6 year old is off the wall and i say fuck it let him enjoy himself. .......27 feels like a distant memory to me and im 36..lol
Yeah like I said I won't give the kids the Adderall
Got one couple years ago. Much less pain than I was expecting. Stomach pain should go away in couple days if not sooner. Worry free sex is so much better when you've decided no more kiddos.
I'm on day 5 with stomach pains still I'm going for a follow up this Friday just to make sure he's going to ultrasound everything cause the stomach pains feel exactly like the day it got done if not a little worse
Why get a vasectomy if you are on gear?
don't use that as a form of birth control I got a 5 month old and I was on 1k test,800 npp,and 800 mast and knocked my wife up quick she was just inbetween birth control pills. my doc told me if you have really good swimmers you are gonna have swimmers on cycle if you have low sperm count and weak swimmers you may possibly shoot blanks on cycle.
Gear doesn't mean you're shooting blanks man, i have twins that are 10 months old now and i was running test and tren when conceived.
RustyhookerQuit a few folks made babies while on cycle.
My last child was conceived while I was on a masteron/ test prop cycle.... don't follow what you said as truth you'll end up with 30 kids. It can cause sterility during cycle but it's not guaranteed. I've gotten wife wife pregnant on gear 2 actually my youngest and the miscarriage... be careful man lol
Probably because guys who know about gear are not on it for life. Exogenous Test can make you sterile - but my understanding is that it's only for as long as you use it. Also, a lot of guys on gear get their partners pregnant - so it's not fail-safe.
I got you.I wish that was the case for me.I did TRT for @ six years and now wife wants a baby.Im currently doing the whole fertility thing.HCG and clomid and praying.
look into using Proviron - it is actually used medically for increasing sperm count.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2892728
OK thank you for the info,I knew some use it to control estro related sides but I thought it was suppressive.
Nope - at least not where this research is concerned - "There was no significant adverse effect on testosterone levels or on liver function". Good luck - name the little guy Oz or the gal Ozette :-)
Some funny comments in here. I'm still a bit sore however the stomach cramps have not subsided at all. Had the first ejaculation and surprisingly it made my stomach feel world's better for about an hour or so there was some blood in it freaked me out a bit but doctor told me it was normal. Overall I'm doing well. I can say this after 3 boys all only a year apart I am so done with kids and by the time they are adults I'll be under 40 still. I'm happy with my decision
Everyone bragged to me about how they were back at work or golfing the next day. So I left the hospital and bid a job. Crawled around on a roof some. The next day I ran a jackhammer for a bit. I ended up wearing a jock strap for 2 weeks while the swelling subsided.
Listen and rest and it's not that bad.
On a side note, mine failed after a coupe years. In a bad way and at a bad time in my life. Nature sometimes finds a way. He cauterized and clamped and all that. Apparently the tubes can reroute themselves.
Mine never took. I feel your pain brother!
I had mine done about 20 years ago. Op was fairly quick and painless - nut sack swelled up like a balloon for about 4 days and was painful. I just rested for the 4 days and went back to work. Was back in gym after a week. I already had a couple of kids and a failed marriage so decided no more kids - child support was already killing me. My partner at that time got all out of shape about me not discussing it with her before having the snip - but as I see it, my body - my decision. Funny thing though - 20 years later, with a different partner, and I wouldn't mind having a kid, mainly to make the wife happy. But my op was the cut, remove and tie....hard to reverse, especially after 20 years....so I guess my message is - think seriously about these things because life is never constant, and what we want/desire now is always changeable in the future.
I also regretted it. I did not think it through and wish we had had one more baby. But we live by our decisions I suppose and nobody put a gun to my head...
Yes...funny thing about life - hindsight is 20/20 vision, but the future is invisible. There are options - a reversal and also a procedure where sperm is extracted from the testes with a needle and then the IVF process is followed. Not sure if I want a needle stuck in the little guys. A reversal is approx $3T US here, but with no guarantee of success. If the testes are still producing sperm, the needle option is probably the better process - but probably painfully expensive (pun intended). With that option - you get your kid, but still stay snipped.
Nah bro, my oldest will be 21 and is in the military and my youngest is starting college this year. The wife and I are adjusting to the "next" phase bro. It is too late for babies for us.
Cool. Nice to see some durable relationships and families that work - pretty rare these days...enjoy the journey....all the best.
Thanks bro. We have been pretty lucky so far. I won't lie tho I have seen a lot of couples I thought were unbreakable fall and every time it happens it rocks my core and reminds me how fragile it all really is.
I fucked up when they did mine and did not listen. First my dad lied to me and said he went right home and used it which in my twisted brain was a challenge. When I busted that nut it was like a mule come up behind me and kicked me in the balls and then everytime I fired it off for the next six weeks it was a sharp little shock. But I wasn't done there, oh no. Instead of staying home and taking it easy the very next day I elected to go ice fishing in Canada. That wouldn't have been that big of a deal if not for the fact that we got a snow storm that dumped a couple foot before we got there and then the 30-45mph winds drifted all the snow up like waves. So riding on the snowmobile was up and down and a lot of impacts. Needless to say my nuts did not like that at all and proceeded to swell up like extra large lemons. Talk about scary,lol.
But in the end I recovered and it worked,lol. Lesson here is listen to what they tell you not to do.
Crikey!
Nightmare!
I did catch some huge perch! lol
No doubt the fish were lured by the soft red glow of your inflamed scrotum.
Extra large lemons bro. Picture that between your legs, I was freaking out lol
Glow in the dark spinners!!
Went smooth did it? I crossed the street once and it went smooth other than a car hit me, made my bones break and I had stomach pains.
Other than the needle prick on mine, and the smell of burning flesh, the process was painless. Only mild discomfort over the weekend... but I didn't let my wife know that... very relaxing weekend sitting in front of the TV being doted on by a wife who admired the painful sacrifice I made so she could stay off of the pill.
Had one a few years ago. Zero pain, discomfort or swelling. Didn't fill my script or even take a tylenol. Back at the gym the next day.
Well Damm lol mine is still sore and swollen
Had mine on a Thursday. Took Friday off work and relaxed all weekend. Ibuprofen and ice pack or a frozen 1 litter helped a lot. All and all well worth it. As mentioned below, always ready to go with out worrying about the baby factory.
Yup, best thing I ever did. No worries and its much safer than a woman getting fixed. Its been 12yrs since I was done but I do remember swelling up to around a large orange size and being so painful I was given a prescription for pain killers. And yup, felt like I took a kick the balls every 20 min by Chuck Norris. There is a medical diagnosis for it and what you describe sounds familiar. I was fine after 2 weeks or there abouts and Im sure you will be too, but I did go back because of the pain and you should to if its too much. Better safe than sorry. Anyway, welcome to the club!
Thanks Bubba and yeah it feels just like a kick to the balls swelling wise I'm around that size ish maybe a little smaller than that they are blueish purple and yellow around the 2cm incision. That part is fine its my stomach that is killing me. They gave me a script for hydrocodone 7.5 MG or people call it 750s it takes away the stomach pain for a couple hours. Thanks for the input
RustyhookerBest thing i ever did! Spontaneous sex any time...boom.
Warning.... wear tight ball hugger underwear for at least 2 weeks. Watch tv and just chill out. I went to work very next day... not good.
You can still cause pregnancy as listed in Dr notes. But after that, its been fun. Sneak a quicky with no worries. Especially with house full of kids.
Yes I was told at least 40 ejaculations to be safe. I got the tight underwear ice packs happy pills. All of that. I took a weeks worth of vacation time. How long did you wait to go back to the gym rust?
RustyhookerI waited 2 weeks. And went light to see how it went. Flexing draws the balls up as abs flex so didnt want to be too sore. Going to work was error but boss was a dickhead and threatened my job. Hr gave me a week off for surgery but i kept at it. Lol. Been 16 years and happy with results.
Awesome thanks for the input