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OK i really cant explain this so i want the so called experts on life to figure me out. I dont know what it is but when i see THICK LEGS/hamstrings/QUADS/REARENDS even a little stomach but curvatious i automatically transform into a carnivorous creature. I especially like dark women or ethnic looking. Now i know alot of you southerners like thin chicks and i want to see if i can break this spell. So pitch a couple of comments or maybe send out a couple of names of models that i can examine and maybe i can get over this. Im talking like size 10-16 im all over that. Is there something psychologically wrong with me? Should i see a doctor? Wifey asks me all the time on how to lose weight or tone up and i have her go to the gym and only do squates,lunges,leg extensions,calves and glute machines. Also absolutley no cardio. Shes complaining that shes getting too thick. My wife is naturally bottom heavy but she's on this vegetarian kick and seems to be losing her curves ;-(. Would she gain weight if we had kids? Like become more curvatios? like 10-16 measurements? lol i know im f**ked up.

For example this woman is perfect in my eyes http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/A...

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Id show you wifey but shed take my. 357 and shoot me

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Keyra Augustina

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Donna feldman

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Haha shes Argentinian she might be family of mine...she needs about 10 pounds in her upper body

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T i love cocos personality but that whole pornstar plastic looks nice but im not a fan. She is hit and id eat her. Maybe i belong in the renaissance era...or maybe 3000 BC. That's why i respect kim kardashian and jessica simpson for promoting thickness in clothing. Thick thick thick....this is what makes my heart beat this is what makes my blood flow. And the fact that the brothers of eroids accept me for who i am makes me ok with who i am despite my fetishes. I think i made peace with the matter. There are chubby chasers in the world.

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White Bolt's picture

I love thick girls, generally speaking the majority of the 70+ women I've banged were curvy and had a phat ass. Nothin beats that, cept for some sexy feet.

GRIMEY's picture

the majority of the women you banged are 70+ years old? into that gilf stuff eh.....

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ChemDawg's picture

I like athletic chicks. I'm not talking about fat pigs, but ones who are active and have a little meat on their bones, preferably their booty. Like dancers, soccer girls, or girls that excel in sports. Who wants a girl that looks like barbie and has no ass, fake, anorexic, and makeup like a clown? I like a chick that can handle herself against others. When I saw my girl slam some bitches head into a door for hitting her sister, I was in love, what great loyalty. It helped to that she was aggressive and took control of me, or whatever you call that, when I was a non-outgoing, punk. After all I make cute babies, one of my few skills that im great at and on another note athletic chicks make great offspring if you care about your kids playing sports and making friends.

ANBRO's picture

I pictured you being man handled by some chic in the bed room!

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Sometimes I like that, I don't always need to be in charge. Who doesn't like getting serviced on your lunch break, with food on the table?

ANBRO's picture

So let me get this straight... This thread is about thick girls with cellulite and kankles... Midgets with umm their littleness, moose knuckles, strippers, big tits, small waist and trannies?

Ummm you guys just described my three closest friends... Except for the trannie.. But I'm still not 100% sure my one friend doesn't have a dick....

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SC you aren't ever going to give up on getting me and the BFF in bed together, are you?

Theophany's picture

Simon, I absolutely adore Nigella Lawson!!! A perfect model for the classic renaissance painters. Beautiful and buxom, voluptuous and curvaceous!!! The fact that she is a professional chef is the icing on the cake.

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I wouldnt be able to get it up :(

Roid Rager's picture

I like a little thick, but she is a lot more than a little thick.

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Id ask her to carry my seed. Id mate with her. Id kill for her. Id die for her.

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That's cool man. That's the kind of thing that makes the world go around and why there is always someone for everyone. Cheers!

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Ok i came to the conclusion my meat fetish isnt all that bad. In the end im human and thick spewing cellulite thighs that make me hungry are just natural attraction. Sometimes its ok just letting nature take its cause and not altering ones destiny .

RickRock1086's picture

Glad to heard im not the only sick bastard around here.
I'm into Midget girls. You can carry then around and do all kinds on nasty thing with them, get them on top of you and spin the lil girl... Mmmm

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So my addiction isnt all that bad?

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Naw bro, you alright.

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Guys convert me...when i was single i used to hang at buffets looking to pick up

crayon's picture

Lol

j223's picture

I like small girls with small/medium sized breasts with a nice thick booty

greeeen13's picture

X2 my exact type! That's why I'm with my Colombian girl

XvBeast's picture

thick chicks get boring , they are too heavy to pick up and throw around especially when u have a PIP. i prefer smaller ones

MASSIVE48's picture

Thats why when your strong like me theres no problem.lol.... Nah i love thick chicks with big tits but "small waist"...dont want a gut bigger then her boobs. lol!!!

XvBeast's picture

Bro I already told u , I'm not as strong as u

Pale's picture

Brick houses rule!!

eatbig's picture

Im just like you man. I love thick looking chicks. Not overly fat but thick. I like the bigger legs, ass and a lil belly. You'll lol at me for this but I kinda like a sexy camel toe too LOL. My girl is thick and I think that's way sexier than a skinny chick.

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lmfao i fucking love you guys...

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lol guys focus we are talking about thick chicks....Trannies is like a universal pleasure its everyones type lol///but all seriousness Nigella Lawson Kat Denning omg....Oh i said dark ethnic....yes i love them but i also have a thing for Jewish Women. This i cannot explain. This is beyond me.

crayon's picture

You sick bastard.

Lol joke, we all have different preferences and the chick you posted looks nice IMO aswel but i would still choose a slimmy over a chunky.

Its not like your into midget tranny's

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My god the word chunky and im drooling///You know what the funny thing is.....They dont really like me. I guess because im lean? Ive been with models before so its not like im bad looking im just saying i wish they were PLUS size models lol. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

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I can dig it! More cushion for the pushin...

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I love midget trannies...

You got a problem with that?