posted Thu, 04/10/2014 - 12:33
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THE INSULT PAGE
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Ok guys this is for anyone that can post there best colorful insult!! I rule only NOTHING RACIST anything else goes .. I love the language people across the pond uses so let's here it. And us USA guys let's post some up to!!!
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Only read one page, but I gotta chime in.
Your mama is so fat her dress size is equator!
Yo momma so fat her picture fell off the wall!!!
You momma so fat when golden coral feeles her coming they lock the doors
Anonyo momma so.fat when she walks her booty claps
You mommas ass. So fat you can sit a coke can on its shelf as it walks down the street
hahaHAHAHA
Yeah? Well your mama so fat she stepped on a quarter and squeezed a booger out george washingtons nose!
Yo mamma so big, she uses a tree trunk for a tampon.
Yo momma so poor I seen her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, the bitch said Moving.
Your mama so fat she was waitin on the bus and the kids thought the circus was in town
Ohhhh damn lol
Your mama is so stupid
Told her it was chilli outside
She went and got a bowl
Your momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Your momma so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!
Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your momma so dumb she put a ruler next to her pillow to measure how long she sleeps!
Yo mama is so ugly that she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
That slut gets passed around more than blame at a Congressional hearing!
I actually heard the end half of that on a commercial talking about nasty deli meat, but I thought it pertained better to whores. lol
So u r n to fitness?How bout fit n this d**k n yo mouth.
U like tapes and CDs? How bout I tape the head of my clock to yo forehead. So u can CDs nuts!
noob941damn ....just DAMN ............................................LMAO
U like Wendy's ? When deezz nuts slide across yo chin LOL
noob941yo momma so ugly she gots to sneek up on a glass of water
Are you serious? Were you born this fucking stupid, or do you take retard pills every day?
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When I was 12 and my mom caught me smoking pot she screamed at me:
"You're the one I should have swallowed!"
surprising how much action this post is getting just goes to show men never really grow up.yall a bunch of clam faced moose knuckle having sallys. well that was fun:)
Yo mama so fat she got other, smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck.
All the momma jokes...
why not break out the oldies with the blondes...
You know what the difference between a blonde and a 747 is???
NOT EVERY ONES BEEN IN A 747.....
You wanna know how to drown a blonde? .......Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!
I think we can add some of our British insults we discussed into here, Viking will now doubt assist. Coincidentally enough I heard one in a meeting yesterday in the gym when some young kid nearly broke a guys foot by dropping a 40kg dumbbell two inches from for where he was standing.
"Pillock" - approximate translation = Idiot.
AnonThats what i wanna hear lol
And thanks for the translation
I absolutely love when Viking gets pissed and reaming somebody
Im over hear scratching my head wondering what some of the stuff he said means
But you can tell its not good
One of my favorites
"You know fuck all about cycling ..."
"Fuck all" the man says
Lol the dude is great but sometimes i need translation i think hahahaha
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkI see your "pillock" and raise you a "numpty" ;)
Ok what is a numpty
Scottish term for "someone lacking knowledge". Basically if in doubt, it means "idiot" ;)
Nailed it
Lol learn something new everyday what time is it across the pond
1.40pm now.
8:30am
Numpty, not heard that one in a while lol!
The classics are the best lol.
noob941yo moma got no legs hollerin "i aint gonna stand for this"
Your momma's so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon!
I'll play just this once. Gymjunkie, ya moms pussy is so nasty they make you eat it on fear factor
noob941lmfao heel yea
"great house" A.k.a "Egyptian King" the first time I heard that joke it was on that show called "ya mama". That ones funny a.f. lmfao!
There were a lot of funny kids on that show. Most used generic internet jokes but a few were original.
The only difference between a rooster and your mom is a rooster says cockadoodledoo and your mom says any cock will do.
A few from my younger days:
Gobshite - 'Shut it you little gobshite'
Dick spit - 'You are going the wrong way you fucking dick spit.
Gormless - 'You put it in the wrong hole you gormless slapper'
Dick fingers - Someone who drops things because his fingers are like soft penises
Thrush - Someone who is an irritating cunt
Doylum - A Yorkshire word for an idiot
Your momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Your momma so nasty she sucked your daddys dick then went to kiss u good night
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and George Washington squeezed out a booger
She's so fat she walked out in high heels by the time she got back they were flip flops!