posted Tue, 02/03/2015 - 05:11
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We all know at least couple of these guys. Always walking around all sweaty, with soaked t shirt and towel around their neck. Always asking you for advice, but never actually following any of your tips. You've met them 2,3 years ago when they came up to you and asked you how to build such big shoulders or what's the best fat burner at GNC because he'd like to get ripped LOL !
You give them honest answers like "lotta food, lotta hard work, get at least 8 hours of sleep etc. "
A year down the road he is still at 30% bf and the only thing that grew on him is his calves.
I wanted to start this topic so I can log in and LMFAO and know I am not the only guy who has to deal with this.
Thanks to all that participate ! 
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AnonI've been known for horseshoe triceps and Boulder shoulders and I have tried to tell this guy what to do
And it's comical to watch him fall back into his same ole training rut
This is so annoying to me I want to wear t shirt that says "Just Fuck Off" topped off with dark dark shades.
Guys like this just waste my precious time ... LOL
I have couple of t shirts that say "im not here to talk" , but it doesn't help.
Friend of mine came in with "Just Shut The Fuck Up And Train". Gym manager asked him to take it off, he told him to pound sand, manager literally tore up his contract and gave him whatever money was left on his account.
I'll be the first guy to help someone out in the gym if they ask. Little skinny dude asked me how to get big arms. First thing I told was to stop doing those dumbell kickbacks. Sorry but those aren't a mass builder. Gave him a list of some good mass building exercises for triceps and the next time I see him in the gym he's doing kickbacks again! WTF you doing those for again I ask him! Those other exercises you told me to do are to hard. Oh well, I tried.
That's classic and all too common. I recently helped a friend of mine who decided to start lifting again. He normally plays racquetball, but wanted to incorporate some weightlifting into his routine.
I spend several weeks working out with him and showing him several lifts that would help him reach his goals. I didn't see him for several weeks, then when I saw him again, he was doing all kinds of strange lifts and "exercises". I asked him and he said that what I showed him was too hard and sometimes painful, so he asked someone else and these lifts are much easier for him. I was so glad that I spent several weeks helping him...
He's still a friend, but it makes it hard to put forth that kind of effort when it seems it's all for not.
Or when you recite them your weekly diet and they realize you eat same food 6 days a week. The expression on their face is priceless.
They need to look into my fridge and see the 40 tupperware containers I have for my planned out meals for the week. Chicken breast, sweet potatoes and spinich with roasted almonds. No need to ask what's for lunch or dinner, its all the same. Just grab a tupperware and dig in.
Another classic!
I just think people have no idea what it takes to make serious changes in your body. When they find out, it's usually disbelief.
Well fuck, I need advice from them to grow my stubborn ass calves!!!
I think the advice would be: Drink gator aid all day, stair master for 45 min, make sure your body fat doesn't fall under 30%, Eat pasta (bread, spaghetti etc.) with every meal and 1/4 of olive oil whenever you're cooking your meals.
Take your vitamins and stay in school!
What !
Advice above would be an advice coming from one of these Shrek looking mother effers.
C'mon Clint, do you really have to be party pooper ?
Talking about poop, check out my new forum topic in 5 min.
We have an English football player, (soccer to you boys), called Wayne Rooney. He's often referred to as Shrek. Google him for a laugh.
Any guy who plays proper Fudbal is ok in my eyes. ;)
He does look like Shrek, man poor guy.
My mrs says Shrek is slightly more attractive ;)
Still looks better than me.
I look like as if Vin Diesel raped Jason Statham and I was their bastard child.
RustyhookerWakeup call!
They do that because they're flirting with you. Dreams of tranny ice cream trucks and furry snuggles. If you can't handle them at their sweatiest, you don't need them in stilettos with heels to jesus.
Griffin69LMFAO! Now that is some funny shit!
RustyhookerJust like walking up to the hot chick in the gym asking if she needs help. Except dude wants a Borat moment...
Lmao ^^^^^^^
RustyhookerIt's just sweat!