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The answer to all the Mods headaches

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It occurred to me while driving home today that the Mods may need to take a different approach to cleaning up the boards. Now it seems they spend countless hours reading bullshit and then posting over and over asking the youngsters not to do that. Instead we need ro employ technology here in the form of a behavior modification app. Aka THE VIRTUAL BITCH SLAP APP. The targeted recipients would be the slightly post pubescent group who for example believes it to be safe to run compounds like tren before they know what an AI is. Sidebar - Its not fair for the more experience group to expect these young guys to know what progesterone is because they have not had in spelling class yet. Now back to the Virtual Bitch Slap. In the upper right hand corner of the conversation box alomg with the thumbs up and down would be a five fingered open hand. Upon reading a moronic post such as "Dude, where can I get some supa fly jimmy snuka blend" and of course this would be posted in the generals, our mods could tap that open hand and.....Kappowww, a holographic hand would reach out of the screen and slap the weight gainer and potatoe chips out of the offenders mouth. Now applying a little dog training theology here, the slap should be followed up with verbal reprimand. I vote for Vikings voice to deliver the message. I do not think it to be best to use Hollywds voice because if he sounds like he types the kiddies would go cry to Mama. The last thing we need is a bunch of pissed off Mamas on here. Sorry Hollywd. We can vote on what the verbal message would be. Anyway, thats the idea behind the Virtual Bitch Slap. I thought of it but the development will have to come from one of you tech guys. Oh damn I almost forgot. There needs to be an option for powdering the hand, we dont want leave marks for the teachers to see.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Hahaha.... i like it bro!....... i wonder if all the young americans would understand my Richard Burton british spiel blasting through the laptop speakers lol

HOLOGRAPHIC HAMMER Would look good though!!

runfastbitehard's picture

I have been a member for two years now and very seldom do I post or give advice unless I know something for fact. I still feel the need to have to pay my dues so to speak before I am at the level to help people. The younger generation does not feel that way. Like it was said below its the me me me I want it right now and I wamt you to spoon feed it to me type that dirties up the place

Big13's picture

Where can i get that blend?..i want to mix it with tren, deca, eq, clen, t3, and chewable dbol, with a side of a triple shot of dnp!..its just my first cycle and i want to do it right...lol...all kidding aside..it is ridiculous the amount of new accounts on the forum posting first cycle nonsense, like they are made up people posting shit to be stupid.

Big13's picture

Its nuts...if there stench hits one real 20 year old googling eroids, they might make a misinformed mistake because of some jack nut.

runfastbitehard's picture

I agree. This is where the real danger is. Its not the guys posting this junk but the one kid who is just reading it with no idea if its correct. There are a lot out there with the mentality that if it is written then its true.