posted Wed, 02/08/2012 - 13:08
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While doing my taxes today I decided to look up some deductions people have tried to get. One in paryicular caugh my eye.
"Although the IRS denied a professional body builder's attempt to write off specialty foods and drinks, such as high-protein shakes and buffalo meat, the body builder was allowed to deduct "ProTan Muscle Juice Professional Posing Oil" as a business expense, because he applied it to his body prior to pumping up backstage "for optimum effects."
I don't have the exact article for this but it sounds like he wrote off synthol and they accepted it. Make sure you get all your money back this year guys 
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tread-mPretty wild, I used to write off all my lubes when I was limpin and pimpin brother! Gold tip canes were a full write off, depreciated the Caddi over 4 years, felt hats and silk suits were full write off, Magnums, jimmies, flickers, rotomoto 3's, squirt flippers, nip smackers, sack flappers, prostate packers (no homo), G tweakers, beta blockers, prop, slip and slides, party favors, happy meals (gators ho's eat cheap), and the list goes on and on as you can imagine...well this is Tx meant to say "as you know"! Anyway its long form but every deduct counts brother! I even deducted my gold tip socks and bling, playa got to play! Wish Obama care was around in the capitalist days I could have got free herpes cream for all the ladies hell. It was a crying shame, they had to use teet cream from a local farm supply..I gotta go I'm gettin choked up here brother, I'll hitcha.
TxBigBoyLmao! Man I have no clue what a "squirt flipper" is but it sounds like fun!
tread-mLmao....squirt flippers are an underground Ronco product brother. Came out for a while right after people started using the "pocket fisherman" for pocket pool, the ladies love a squirt flipper!
sgtstedankoYou capitalist pig, you! I love ya, brother. No Gimp
tread-mI know right! !
tread-mDp
sgtstedankoNO HOMO ; ) What, no gold dipping sack tapped, butt pirated, pillow biting, condom knobs!?
tread-mYeah I had the laterf version though after all the condom knobs were pulled in the ass action law suit!
OE2000I write off ALL Almond Butter bathings, as well as the "Mobile Ass Whippings" ..... and my desire to have sex with monkeys.... wait, wheres Tread?
That may be helpfull for these guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDPSVriEqxQ
http://www.youtube.com/watchv=TN7guQMoyI4&feature=related