SQUAT-N-SHIT
Went to da gym,but had 2 cut it short. first of all i ate a lil more than i should have today. second i started to drink some tea to cleanse my colon cuz my gut was feeling like it had a few pounds of unwanted shit. third i just started to get back into squats due to bad knees,and fourth i rushed out of da house feeling like my asshole was poking out a couple inches-but i was cranked up,and my wife was almost home,n she likes to talk 4 ever on how her day was at work. so once my legs were warm and ready i put 315lbs,which ain;t much but 4 me it is due to a two year layoff. so 1,2,3,4,5,squirt and i mean it was a blast,thank god i was wearing long sweat pants n did not go wit da shorts i had in mind. so i know im not da only one this has happen too,,or am i?
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Never happened yet but nearly did at the start of this week, had a bout of food poisening middle of last week and thought when monday came the runs have stopped, got my appetite back only prob got slighltly sore gut but what the hell back to gym leg day.
Set 4 of squatting felt guts going so basically threw weight back onto squat rack nearly killed a few people running for the door got to toilet where if i was any later wouldnt have made it. So was a close call.
Now deemed the squirt machine! I do Brazilian jiu jitsu and saw a chic either qweef or fart while she had a dude in a triangle... Lol
tread-mI'm bout to put my wife in a triangle later tonight! Tired of her using that shit as leverage! How do you like me now?
cycolmao,that really never crossed my mind hmmmm...once u lock someone;s gonna have a mouth full of cock,and my wife never wants to swallow,but with this idea she will have no choice,,thanks man i owe you a beer...
cycoLol that is I squirt machine,and yea doing jiu-jitsu puts you in all kind of uncomfortable postions which will def induce pussy farts. i had a hot chick or two do it while i was in there guard,went from a steel rod to a wet-noodle,,lol...
cycoIt was not da big load,but it would have been better. mine was a squirt with a 357 kinda kick. it was stinky,so im not one to leave wghts on da bar,cuz that is a no-no,,but it was do or die. u know i was also trying to save money,so i bought that nasty gnc brand,will return tommorrow,i got da blue rasberry and i def had blue socks after da slip of [poo) n my wife just bought that pack of socks da night before.man=pons might be a option,until i feel comfortable on da squat rack..
You know you had a good workout when you come home with some shit in your shorts. (But not a fucking load!)
tread-mYou're among friends now brother, open up a little !!!!!! lol
Nah, but I do karate with my kids and I accidentally farted in front of a room full of people...