posted Fri, 02/14/2020 - 09:47
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Since I have now got your attention. I hope you all have a successful and good Valentines Day.... What is everyone doing?
I will be taking my girl out on a good dinner date. My girl surprised me with a card, candy, and one of those massage guns. It’s awesome. She has a hard time massaging my back because my muscles are too big and hard. (Yes that’s what she said!)
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Got one of those guns for Xmas from the wife and love it. She also says the same thing about me too big and hard and gives up the massage... why come them Chinese girls down the street can do it then!?? Haha these females have bars installed over the beds so they can walk on you too! Shits the bomb but $80 a pop
anyway yea you got me with the title haha
BigCactusI've never clicked this fast on a topic. I broke up with my gf about 3 weeks ago so I had my first date with this chick on valentines, went bowling and ate something at the crib. It was a pretty good night tbh.
Awesome
Damned, just a valentine's day topic. I read "nudes" and thought it's maybe a compilation of porn sites or best of ex gfs or something like this
It’s okay buddy! We’re all the same! Boom!
After I get out of lab (work) my wife and I will:
1.) Go home, take an edible
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2.) Go to a nice dinner
3.) Before going in to eat, smoke a joint (Come on, I live in Bay Area
4.) Eat dinner
5.) Smoke another joint
6.) Go home and get my D wet
Yes, lots of weed. Much rather smoke weed than drink.
Wife doesn't partake but I will be roasting some high indica strain or maybe it's sativa. Hell maybe both lol
Some good old cheese or a good berry flavor does it for me
Banana Kush and platinum og it was and man it was good
LA confidential kush also great!!!
Dayuuumm..! that bananakush sounds tasty last summer i got some weird haze in spain it called mangotango haze it whas like the perfect combination spain-mangotango hmmm
The BK is a good night time calmer. The Platinum og is supposed to be but I found out it's not when I was still up at 3 am. No bueno
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I had a nice 33.33 mgs of tincture today love that shit lol
I’m making fettuccini Alfredo with blackened shrimp from scratch tomorrow. Gonna throw that down with a good bottle of wine. I’m pumped to say the least. Tonight we’re just doing our normal Friday shit
PS I got her (aka myself) a theragun for christmas... that thing fuckin rules
Molinin302We don't do much as far as gifts go, either go or order out so there's no dishes. I'll pop a Viagra later though. This qualifies as one of those special occasions that I keep them on hand for.
Sweet
I got to take the girlfriend out to dinner around six then go home and give the wife some flowers maybe candy
LOL nice
Manateeswimmer5678Man, just me, my bottle of lube, and my two reliable hands.
It ain’t easy being ugly. It’s okay my friend I hope your hands treat you well.
Manateeswimmer5678Thanks for understanding man, I gotta clip off the calluses first before hand.
Consider the calluses "ribbed" for your pleasure
Manateeswimmer5678LOLOL oh man this one is solid hahahaha
Good thing porn hub is doing free premium today
Manateeswimmer5678Thank you man, will definitely take advantage of that and zootube365.
I let the old lady go out with her coworkers and party as a gift, I don’t drink so I chaperoned... she passed out drunk on the bathroom floor and shit herself then didn’t know and tracked it thru the house, we both work and it’s hard for her to have me time.... soooo she got it.... lol I hope she enjoyed it
That’s a fuckin keeper buddy. Fuckin A. Good for her man. Gotta let loose every once in a while.
Ya she is I love her
Molinin302Damn Forehead, my wife just asked what I was laughing at, I couldn't tell her lol
Lmfao awesome
It was smelly but lol ya
Getting the kids some goodies and a movie or two, the wife gets the same.... I don’t go all out for this holiday lol
Lol I hear you. I ended up getting mine a Louis Vutton wallet. How ever you spell it.
That’s the correct spelling for the knockoffs lolol I got mine a Luis Button purse she loves it lolol
RustyhookerWorking but got the mrs a nice assortment of sativa flowers.
Haha, thats my gift to myself!
RustyhookerI xant smoke because work. But for her, it takes care of her pain.
Nice!
RustyhookerShes excited!
for someone who isn’t locked down, I am actually goin out with a gal, hopefully all ends well! If not atleast il have some great food ;)
Awesome bro!
Trying to figure out what to grab her on the way home because my dumbass didn't realize it was Valentine's Day already. I had it in my mind that it was next week.
Stop by Walmart and grab roses, a bear, and a card.
Yea I pass a florist on the way. Going to stop by and see what they I can find