"Nair" for you balls !
I found this product on Amazon call balls balm.
http://www.amazon.com/Bare-Pair-Threesome-King-Kombo/dp/B005IGUUBU/ref=c...
Supposedly it works like nair, but unlike other depilatory creams, it doesn't burn half your sack off. I ordered the three pack with soothing salve. Tried it this morning and here's my review;
I don't think I've ever had a more painful experience in my life. Put it on my pubes everywhere from under the waistline to the undercarriage and between the cheeks. Followed the instructions to a T. Got in the shower and wiped it all off. Seemed to take the majority of the hair off of all the spots except the sack, which within a minute after rinsing began to burn. Washing with soap is impossible, running water made me scream like a bitch. All I could do was sit in the tub. Which I've now done twice in the past 3 hours. I've used at least 1/4 the tube of the soothing salve. Any thought of movement or clothes wearing is a nightmare. There goes my plans for the day.
There's a lot of really good reviews for this product and just a few bad ones. And only two that I found saying it was painful. I guess maybe it depends on your skin type. But how do you know unless you put the stuff on your sack? Gotta find out the hard way? I don't recommend finding out at all, this sucks, I really thought at one point I was gonna have a heart attack. Really don't think I've felt worse pain.
Guess I'll stick to shaving these little fellas.... well little for now until I figure out this hcg stuff.... speaking of which -- http://www.eroids.com/forum/hgh-peptides/peptides/hucog-help-...-please
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maybe you should have done a leg or something first ?
everywhere else I put it is fine, even the undercarriage and around the starfish, so testing on a leg wouldn't matter. it's just the sack skin that ain't happy.
Quite a bit better this morning btw.
OK guys this is what I use and it works great. You need to get Baller Powder too.
http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2040-BodyGroom-Pro/dp/B0037HP9OA...
No shit? I got the bg2030 in the same order with this stuff. I think it's pretty much the same buzzer with more attachments and higher price. It works on the sack? I remember trying an electric a long time ago and only touched skin for a second and man that hurt.
Yep the whole 9 inches and every thing in between! The only problem is its time consuming. You have to trim it down to about a quarter inch and then use the rounded edge on the sac and everything else. It requires several passes but does a good job and leaves it smooth without burn or cuts. When I discovered the advertisement for it I thought it was the best ad I had ever seen and went out that minute to buy one!
well not sure about you, but I notice nutsack hair grows much slower than most other spots on your body. It would be much easier to just shave it since you should only need to like once a month, or once a week if you are an ape.
as for the
this product sounds like it would be helpful. Shaving down there is very difficult
I'm really not a very hairy person at all, and I've been shaving my sack since 15. Gets prickly after only a couple days. I shave them just as often as my face, but can never get a close shave, just leftovers and occasional bleeding. Hence the attempt at this stuff. And yes my grundle and asscrack are smooth and not burnt at all.
Lovely conversation we're having huh? ahahah
I just use a regular razor on teh ballz like once per 2 weeks and its super smooth no prickly. I don't waste my time with electric razors.
I shave my face daily and when on cycle I sometimes need to shave 2x a day! crazy and my chest hair daily.
But my balls are super slow in terms of hair growth. weird
I've been stuck on a train for over an hour trying to get home from work. Thank you for making me feel better knowing that my day could obviously be much worse. Good luck brother, as much as I'm laughing at you I truly hope you feel better.
It's been about 8 hours since the initial nuke of my nutsack. Just tried to go food shopping, wearing swishy shorts with no undies and definitely walking like I just got gang raped. Went in and got out as fast as I could at an incredibly slow rate. Home again and reapplied the salve. I will be contacting the company and demanding a shipping label and refund.
I'm glad you're all getting a good laugh at this. Now there's one of those auto ads below the post for some laser hair removal product, crazy how that works...
So now if someone could answer my question about hcg, that'd be great.
OMFG! Now I have a mental picture of Jim in the bathroom rubbing some balm on his balls screaming like a bitch and soaking them in the bath... Seahawk waxing his balls with nair.. which for the record smells soo bad, Cry sitting with his balls in a bowl of milk (god help, the cat) and walt walking around giving out aloe lotion to everyone with red, fire hot, burning, stinging, swollen balls.
Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day... LLLLLMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Funny shit! Just a suggestion, next time maybe try a small test area before you decide to cover your entire pelvic region. Food for thought.
LOL FUNNY SHIT!
SeaHawkIve used nair on my balls before. I was in the awkward high school phase where I was uber concerned with what a girl would think of my junk. I put it on and felt fine for about 20 minutes... then BOOM my entire crotch region was on fire. So I get the bright idea to get into the shower which made it even more intense.
Afterwords I walked out of the bathroom and my sisters were outside the door asking what happened. I told them I was waxing my balls. From that day forward they had to always wonder what kind of weird shit I was doing when I said I was taking a shower.
I know this sounds crazy but put your balls in a bowl of milk. It takes the burn out quickly. Don't ask me how I know this!
waltri'm just picturing myself sitting here with my balls in a nice saucer of milk and my cat coming up and drinking it...
fucked up mental picture right there...
LOL
waltryou're a brave man in my book, i have heard hair removal cream burns and would never apply any brand/type of it anywhere near my balls.....
try some aloe lotion or just pure aloe vera gel if you've got it, works with sunburn...
Brave, stupid....
I've been using the "calm balm" that came with it, it contains aloe and other plant stuff along with vitamin E. And I've been using a lot of it. Clearly states it's for the nut sack, but I'm so damn uncomfortable and in so much pain. And I had a lot to do today but I can't friggin move...
Lol @ "other plant stuff".