posted Sun, 02/02/2014 - 18:05
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My wife is punishing me please call the cops
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So the Super Bowl is over wife hates football she said you watch your game and then you watch my show. Not paying attention I said yeah ok whatever. Super Bowl ends I get up to go to bed she says ummm sit back down my show comes on now we are going to watch it as I sat there watched your game.. As I look at the tv I was horrified PUPPY BOWL ON ANIMAL PLANET!!!!!!! Wtf can this get any worse , I tried to back out of our agreement she looked over and said go. Ahead and get up but you will not touch me for a month!!! She plays dirty.if your seeing this please send help for the love of god don't forsaken me now.....rescue me from this hell
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Bro i saw that same shit. They threw a bunch of dogs in a mini "doggy football field" and were commentating when they drank water or picked up a toy. It was pretty dumb.
No shit.. Lol stupid
Come on now... you gotta admit... the kitty halftime show rocked!
That's hilarious. Im really liking all the pics getting posted in threads. It makes this place a lot more fun. I'm tired of being so damn serious ya know. It is a serious business though.
At least its not late night comedy central commercials where they show half dead and abused puppies then attempt to guilt you into paying them or the puppy dies.. kinda like holding them for ransom LOL
I betcha 100 bucks the puppy bowl was a closer game than the superbowl.
I myself was forced to watch both the kitty bowl and puppy bowl, After I held my breath and attempted to pass out she caught me and pulled the "we don't spend a lot of time together" card. So I watched it then took some Letro to kill the estro that built up from 2 hours of extreme torture.
Lmfao!!!! She pulled that exact same card on me then threatened the no sex for a month
BigBmajThat's when you threaten to fuck her sister. Come on man don't be soft.
Women can't withhold sex as a punishment, if they do then you can withhold paying the bills for month.
Thank God that is one thing she never pulls on me; the no sex. One of the things she told me was she wants to give it to me when I want it, because she wants to be the one to give it to me and not from some other girl. It's hard to argue with that. BUT She always drops the spending time card out of nowhere and catches me completely off guard. Fuck I hate that.
Hey at least it wasn't the kitty bowl lol and yes they have that might ole lady and son was watching that earlier before the Superbowl
A few protein farts will soon change her mind about wanting you to watch her television show with her.
That's borderline abuse.
Mind you, no action for a month? No chance, gotta suck it up.
Just watch the show, its worth it
b.t.w. who ever invented that show needs mental rehabilitation.Just pay the cost, to be a boss. Welcome to level 3 btw.
Lmao thanks I guess I will just do as she does FAKE IT.. Oops did I say that out loud lmao
AnonIt could be much worse though. I'm a dog lover so it wouldn't be that bad, but something like Days of our Lives or some Lifetime movie...now that would be torture
I am also a dog lover but an hour of watching puppy's run around penguin cheerleaders and a fucking cat playing a piano has shot my nerves lo. But yes it could be worse
LMAO
That cat was holding it down on the keys! lol
Laugh ha ha . U ever watched puppy bowl .
nope ..lol.. not gonna happen ;-)
See perfect woman !!! ;)
Lmao!! Sounds like something my wife would do
Females plays dirty in general they have the one thingi need they know how to manipulate it