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My Buddy NO GAIN !!!

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My Buddy NO GAIN !!! is when you being in the same gym for abour 4-5 years and you always see the same guy every for those 4-5 years and he looks exactly the same !!!!

So one day out of curiosity you ask him bro you have been working out here for 5 years and you look the same what are you doing

he says: I swear i do i swear i do i do all my workouts and eat daily!!
You: wtf type of food you eating lettuce everyday??
he says: Yes with white eggs 2 times a day and i dont grow :))))))))))))))))))
You: Well heres your fukin problem ASSHOLE your pissing me the fuk off right now
( mind you your on tren, prop, and test e ) lol
he says: but what did i do sirrrrr
You: Get out my face pussy before i woop your stck figure looking ass!!!!!!
( your all veiny and shiit veins poppin out your neck )
He says: oh my
You: Go home eat 6 plates of white rice, black beans and steak a day. Also buy yourself some SERIOUS MASS weight gainer and some omega 3's and multi vitamins
now ima come here in one month and i better see your ass weight 15lbs heavier or suffer the consequences of my muthafukin foot in your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Thats how you deal with the NO GAINERS!!!!!!!!!

godofspeed's picture

A guy at my work is obese fat and he think he is buff, tries to give me advice on lifting etc.

scootloko's picture

Nobody is really that much of a "hard gainer", if anybody is its me and Im not. Im a hard eater lol, low appetite AND high metabolism dont mix but when I take in the calories i pick up the weight. If a person eats till they are full all day everyday and doesnt gain weight they cry "hard gainer" because they FEEL like they have been eating a lot but in reality it just doesnt take much to make them full. If the average so called hard gainer would actually take the time to count their calories they would see they arent eating as much as they think. Its hard to eat when you feel full though

Thor's picture

shit at my gym is not just one guy, i can think of at least 5 that look the same if not worse lol

carnealsr's picture

hard gainers are just hungry thats all

sweatnosejackso's picture

The best is when you ask them what there goals are and they look at you all weird and shit..... GOALS ???????

MAC's picture

Hahaha! I lol'd at that

Trenabolic's picture

Lol how about just leaving him the hell alone, not everyone wants to look like an IFBB PRO. Who are we to judge someone alse for how they look, just my 2 cents.

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Trenabolic's picture

I know bro I figured it was.

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carnealsr's picture

my gym has an abundance of those guys amd they try to give advice to its just hard for me to take advice.from somebody who im pretty sure i could kick their ass

Trenabolic's picture

haha one of the personal trainers in my gym is a complete fat ass, now that gets to me.

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