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Im about to be 43, and trying to determine the most efficient age for a mid life crisis. I been planning it out since my late 20's and have a dedicated savings fund.

My friends my age all suggest 50
My girlfriend is 22 and says im too old already
My mom is 72 and tells me to f**k off with the idea

Please advise

Bulkdaddy's picture

Broooo I’ve had 3 mid life crisis and I’m not 40 yet…. Keep that girl on rotation and keep her 2 or 3 days out the week. She’s gonna play games. Good luck.

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Greg's picture

Your girlfriend is right... You're too old for her.

UncleYoked's picture

You should be coming up on your 3rd midlife crisis right about now.

wanted's picture

Id rather have 6 hookers for 10 minutes each. Then 1 hopker for and hour and a nap lol

press1's picture

Could any woman really give $2000 worth of pleasure per hour though - is that even physically possible? LOL

SimonM84's picture

I just turned 38 and believe I started to feel a midlife at 37. I have some trips planned out for my 50s because I already decided I won’t be paying for my kids to go to college but I will buy them properties instead so I will live to travel in my 50s well into my 60s, that is if the world isn’t in the shitter.

scoobydoo's picture

You're 43 with a 22 year old girlfriend. Dude, that is your midlife crisis. You're already there. Lol

vhman's picture

He’s off to a very solid start.

iFit's picture

It’s when you start making “aaaahhhhh” sound every time you sit down and get off your feet. That’s the time. Lol. Never went through it and think it’s a load of bs but sounds like you can buy yourself something nice and blame it on that. Smart.

press1's picture

Does it count if you make that noise when you get into bed on a night, or if you talk to yourself when you walk round the supermarket? If so I'm f'ked ..... lol

iFit's picture

Yup. Anything you do that your kids make fun of you. Same as we did to our parents

press1's picture

Nah mate - nows just the right time to feel sorry for yourself and try to be and look much younger to keep that young bird of yours Lmao You've entered the zone where tendons and muscles remind you that they can snap whenever they feel like it to ruin any good gains you have built up lately, even the joy of the mid thirties has now gone and all thats left now is to hit the lovely age of 50. Now is the time to say fuck it and buy a Ferrari and show the bird that although you are much older than her, you also have a tonne of cash which none of those young pricks her age have yet Lol

PumpFiction's picture

Lmaooo so that's the crunchy sound my knees are making? I thought I just had some leftover Doritos in my pockets.
The girl ain't going anywhere, she's got more than enough daddy issues and emotional damage. --
I was planning on getting a giant offroad RV and living nomadically at haunted ghost towns and selling my services as a paranormal investigator and cryptoid hunter. Wendigo skulls will sell for a killing!

press1's picture

HAHAHAHA ROFL

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